Things naturally begin at a sex swing lesson. Kenya (rocking some leggings so tight I swear they had to be surgically removed and coochie crack was as well as booty crack imminent) has all her faux assets on display as she swings upside down. 'Weeeeeee! I'm gone with the wind fabulous!' she's cheering to herself when Kandi Burruss walks in.
Speaking for the masses, Kandi announces she is over Gone With The Wind Fabulous: "The wind is gone. It's blown away." Amen. Kandi demures participating in sex swinging because she sprained her ankle falling off some heels. The real reason for this meet up is investigative journalism. Kandi wants to know the true nature of Kenya and Apollo's texting. Or was it sexting…
Uh-oh… Porsha Stewart had a meet and greet with fans this weekend but after waiting…and waiting… and waiting… for her to show up many didn't want to meet her at all!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star was hired to make a four-hour appearance at a fashion show in Florida on Thursday night – and she showed up 20 (TWENTY!) minutes before the event was over!
Porsha gave event organizer Tankia Olivier a bunch of excuses says TMZ, including that her flight was delayed, her driver took her to the wrong hotel and that she had to change clothes. When she finally arrived, the event was pretty much over.
A Mother's Love, which is based loosely on Kandi's own life, debuted at Atlanta's Rialto Center for the Arts on Friday. "Though things are exaggerated, you will see moments of my life in the musical," Kandi tells BroadwayWorld.com. Kandi is both the writer and the star of the play which also features a bevy of musical heavyweights.
"Writing A Mother's Love has been therapy for me in many ways. I've had to focus and not only co-write the script which is loosely about my life but have also written twenty (20) songs for the play in a very short amount of time which has allowed me to unload a lot of emotions inside of me," the Real Housewives of Atlanta star explains. The title is ironic given Kandi's own recent issues with her mother Joyce who openly disapproves of her relationship with Todd.
A Mother's Love is the story of a complicated relationship between a mother and daughter, focusing on a mother's difficulty to let her daughter make choices in her own love life. Hmmm… semi-autographical, Kandi? Or basically this is your life!
And she's especially unhappy that former friend Brandi Glanville has turned on her, sold her out to the media, and is trying to make her look like a manipulative bitch! "It was a difficult season, that's for sure, " Lisa acknowledges.
Speaking to Access Hollywood, Lisaadmits losing her friendship to Brandi "hasn't been easy" and she "doesn't understand" where the falling out came from. "I loved her – and I've been so supportive," Lisa says. "So I'll be interested to see how it plays out."
"Who's going to @GolnesaGGbirthday party tonight?! I am, and so is Peter Pan!!! Happy birthday Tinker Bell!!! #neverneverland," Lilly tweeted.
Also attending the festivities was Vanderpump Rulesimbecile bad boy Jax Taylor! Stassi let him out of his cage? He tweeted, "Nap time before tonight's birthday bash for my girl @GolnesaGG I feel like its gonna be a crazy night !!"
GG apparently had a blast and thanked new boyfriend (and love of her life flavor of the month – is she Paris Hilton now?), Dennis for throwing her a fabulous party. "Thank you to the love of my life @1dennisdesantis for going above and beyond to make me happy! My own personalized dinner menu! #Shahs #GG #DnG#BirthdayTime #LoveHim #MyDuke," GG gushed.
Who can keep up with the ever-changing stories of Kim Kardashian and her kemistry-challenged love Kanye West. Seriously… Bound 2… cannot recover from the travesty.
But aside from all that, Kim and Kanye believe you want to see more of their photoshopped and forced relationship on TV, which is why they're probably planning a televised wedding. Of course. Somewhere Kris Jenner is STILL jumping up and down for joy!
Kanye has apparently had quite the change of heart since wanting Kimmie to share less of her personal life, because now he is definitely Keeping Up With The Kardashians!
Kanye, of course, has a lot of parameters about how a filmed wedding would go down. "If they choose to film the wedding, it will be filmed by them, not a TV crew. And they'd sell it to a network," a source tells Us Weekly.
Alexis Bellino loves a princess theme. Last year twin daughters Melania and Mackenna got a Princess Puppy Bonanza and this year, since they're growing up, they got a princess spa party. Cause yeah six-year-olds so need a spa day….
The former Real Housewives of Orange County star posted a ton of photos of the girls celebrating on instagram – the party included a fashion show, manicures, makeovers and princess paraphernalia, of course! It also featured Alexis in appropriate clothing – which means no Alexis Hoeture was deployed for this family-friendly event. #ThankYouJesus
You know the best part about seeing reality stars' kids: realizing what their original faces looked like! Below are some adorable photos of Alexis' kiddos. And remember be nice to the kids in the comments!
After Lisa fainted on DWTS and revealed secret health problems both Kyle Richards and Brandi are questioning whether or not they're real. They're also fingering Lisa as the culprit behind some salacious gossip. Hmmmm…
"On our way to Carlton's for lunch, the girls and I discussed Lisa's faint on Dancing With The Stars. We all knew Lisa was fine and were joking like she would have with us if roles were reversed," Splits dished in her Bravo blog.
"Lisa said in last week's blog that she had been plagued with health issues. Blood transfusions, anemia, brain scans, fainting spells, etc. I had NEVER heard this in all the time I have known Lisa. NEVER." Just because someone doesn't reveal all their health problems to you doesn't mean they don't exist – it means they don't value you as a friend, ol' Splitsy.