Meghan recently celebrated some milestones on instagram. One being her family heritage as truth sleuth-ers, a glorious legacy Meghan revels in upholding. Meghan takes this responsibility very seriously, apparently!
Vanderpump Rules starts next week! Vanderpump Rules starts next week! Vanderpump Rules starts next week! My excitement isn’t even going to be diminished by the unwelcome news that Stassi Schroeder is returning – ever after she promised we’d never see her surgically-altered face again. Alas, like a moth to a flame, a famewhore to Bravo.
This season Stassi returns to settle old scores and a major topic of conversation will be her sex tape. “You will see me talk about it and explain myself a lot in the coming season,” she promises.
What a weird Real Housewives Of Orange Countyreunion; filled with a whole lot of nothing with a few juicy bits stuffed in between, hanging out here and there, kind of like the weird smooches of flesh hanging over the cut-outs of Tamra Judge‘s very complicated dress. Seriously – Forever XXII is for 21 year olds!
Overall this has been a very weird season of Real Housewives Of Orange County. It’s almost Old Testament in its Biblical ruthlessness of judgement and excoriating righting of wrongs. It’s an eye-for-an-eye, or in this case a Jesus Barbie for a Jesus Jugs.
Let’s just break down the important doo-dads before we get to Briana Culberson. Who Brooks is also threatening to sue!
It’s almost time for Althea Heart and Benzino to welcome “Baby Zino” to the world. And they’re preparing double!
First time mom Althea is due with a baby boy in the next few weeks and is getting everything squared away in advance – including clearing up any relationship drama with Benzino. Lately the once-tumultuous couple appears happy and focusing on parenthood. But, of course, they’re not completely abandoning reality TV!
David and Yolanda are embracing a new chapter with a new place to call home. Is Yolanda taking the fridge with her? Last year the Fosters decided to sell their palace by the sea, so prominently featured on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, because Yolanda’s health issues made living in the massive house challenging.
“LuAnn, Sonja and Ramona have banded together [in holding out for more],” claims an insider. “They have not come to terms. The negotiations are always down to the last minute, but now the show’s started filming.”
Last night on Manzo’d With Children times were a’changin’ as Vito Scalia and Lauren Manzo told their parents it was time for them to claim some independence. Naturally that was just token gesture, and absolutely nothing will change.
The Manzo-Scalia bunch is still in Italy. For their final night in the paradise of Caroline Manzo‘s 1/16th dreams they are amid the splendors of a villa that is both a working farm and a restaurant. Alas it will be a nightmare for Vito Sr. and Denise when their blessed miracle Vicotta tells them the worst news they could imagine: he doesn’t want children he’s planning to open his own deli in Manhattan.