Reality Tea

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 15: Kim Kardashian West attends the 2017 NBCUniversal Upfront at Radio City Music Hall on May 15, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Someone wasn’t getting enough attention, so of course bring on the babies! (and nine extra months of attention by not keeping it a secret)  – Celebitchy

Johnny Depp’s emails prove he knew his finances were a disaster? – Dlisted

Teresa Giudice responds to those cheating rumors – All Things RH

Phaedra Parks moves again – Tamara Tattles

I mean, some of us have joked about giving our kids away but WTF! – Starcasm

Bachelor In Paradise back in production – Dlisted

 

dorinda

In her latest blog entry, Dorinda Medley gushes over Luann de Lesseps‘ wedding and Bethenny‘s awesome Christmas gathering, but has some strong words of advice for co-star Sonja Morgan. The Real Housewives of New York star is just glad to be back in the city and away from that hot mess of a girls’ trip.

She starts off, “So we’re back in NYC, and I could not be happier. I will deal with the disaster that is the Berkshires when I go back for Christmas, but until then, I am just going to try to enjoy the rest of the holiday season and forget about it. Onto a different kind of holiday party, a Skinnygirl extravaganza! Bethenny clearly went for it with this holiday party. I think the best part (besides my face on a Christmas ornament) was the Skinnygirl ice sculpture. How often in your life can you drink out of an ice luge, see your face on an ornament, learn how to open an oyster, and drink eggnog out of a chocolate chip cup?” 

Teresa-Giudice-Milania-Giudice-Graduation

In my opinion the biggest star on Real Housewives of New Jersey is Teresa Giudice’s daughter Milania Giudice. She always steals the show and every scene with her is hilarious. If anyone on RHONJ deserves to be celebrated it’s Milania. Plus she just graduated fifth grade which is a big deal. Props to my girl.

Not only did Milania have a big day, but her little sister Audriana Giudice and her cousins Joey and Gino Gorga had their last day of school today. Clearly things are still harmonious between the Giudice and Gorga families since both Tre and Melissa Gorga celebrated the end of the school year with their cute kids at the lake.

Southern-Charm-Season-4-Reunion

We are days away from finale episode of Southern Charm’s fourth season, but it ain’t over til it’s over. We still have the reunion episode to look forward to, or if it’s juicy enough: multiple reunion episodes. The cast gathered on Tuesday to June 20, 2017, to film the reunion in New York City with Andy Cohen.

I’m yearning for a showdown between Kathryn Dennis and Landon Clements – with Kathryn coming out victorious of course. Then I’m sure the cast will gang up on Craig Conover for his life choices, as per usual. Shep Rose will take some heat for his “love triangle” with Austen Kroll and Chelsea Meissner. Cameran Eubanks will address her pregnancy. We all know the talking points, but hopefully there is more. I am looking for something explosive: i.e. Thomas Ravenel and Landon finally saying that they hooked up.

Below Deck Mediterranean Recap - Flirting With Danger

Another week, another hook up with the Below Deck Mediterranean crew and this time, the professional lines between crew and charter guests start to blur. But before we get to all that, we rejoin what I thought was an episode of The Bachelorette: Croatian Seas Edition, starring Malia White and her number one suitor, Adam Glick.

Adam sulkily leaves the crew’s night out because he is having a “bad day”, which included refusing to adhere to food preferences in the meals, telling Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier that she had a resting bitch face, lying to Captain Sandy Yawn, and what else? Oh yeah, just being an all-around douche. Sorry, no sympathy here for the guy who thinks a charter guest needs to be punished repeatedly for simply asking him to omit onions from his meals. But all of these bad boy chef antics are like an aphrodisiac to Malia, who chases after him so they can sit next to the hot tub and make out before Adam needs another diaper change or nap or something equally baby-ish. What does Malia still see in him? Is she just in it for the omelets he’s whipping up special for her each morning? All I can assume is that she’s young and stupid because at this point, you would have to be.

Erika Girardi

Even though Erika Jayne has only been a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member for two seasons, she still has some advice to impart to other Housewives- specifically the Real Housewives of Sydney.

Erika was a hit from the get-go, but her second season was much tougher than her first thanks to the extremely annoying and repetitive Pantygate drama. Plus that notorious “You don’t know what I go through every night” rant in Hong Kong. So I figured she learned a lot from round two.

Real Housewives of Atlanta recap

Unfortunately, the recently disgraced Phaedra Parks will be back on the TV pretty soon. Fortunately, she will be with her adorable son Ayden- someone I will miss on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Nope, they’re not returning to reality TV and I assume their recent appearance was taped before the now-infamous RHOA reunion revelation.

Phaedra and her smart, adorable son will be on a game show on USA Network called Big Star Little Star, reminding us of the one reason we would want Phaedra back on RHOA: her kids.

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Tonight on Below Deck Mediterranean the love triangle (square) between Malia White, Adam Glick and Wes Walton finally comes to a conclusion as Malia finally makes her choice..maybe?

Wes is clearly on the losing end of the contest for Malia’s heart after we see Malia and Adam enjoying some kisses and snuggling while watching fireworks together on the ship.

During a night out, Hannah Ferrier vents to Lauren Cohen about Bugsy’s failure to stick up for her when Adam was bashing her job performance.