Reality Tea

Sheree tells Bob about her book

This Real Housewives of Atlanta season does not disappoint – other than the repetitive rivalry between Chateau Sheree and Moore Manor. I cannot believe all the skeletons coming out of the closet now that Phaedra Parks and Kandi Burruss put the final nail in the coffin of their friendship. The most random accusation so far is that Kandi hooked up with Porsha Williams’s BFF Shamea Morton. And one person who is not actually involved, but is somehow in the middle of all these discussions, is Sheree Whitfield. So of course, she has an opinion.

I love how the RHOA editors subtly alluded to these Kandi/Shamea lesbian rumors by randomly showing us a segment of Kandi’s employee talking about a Bedroom Kandi sex toy for lesbian couples. I cannot be the only one who picked up on this? Since when does the show highlight Kandi’s products – aside from when she self promotes? But anyway, thankfully we had Sheree around to stir the pot and let Phaedra and Kandi know what they were saying about each other.

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Matt makes drama at Club One

Kenya Moore has had a rough season so far on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Dealing with her now-ex, Matt Jordan, and his anger issues came to a head on this week’s episode (pun not intended..but it works). Kenya opens up about Matt’s threatening text messages and the driver assault in her new blog.

On Matt‘s ominous text messages, Kenya shares, “The texts were troubling, and although we were not together, we were still cordial, which is why I initially didn’t mind that Peter invited him.”

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Lisa Rinna confronts Kim Richards

Last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills was all about mind games and the women who play them. I am becoming curiouser and curiouser about this Dorit Kemsley though, which coincidentally coincides with me getting less and less enamored with Eileen Davidson.

Things continue at Camille Grammer‘s Luncheon From Hell, which really wasn’t all that hellish after all. It kind of fizzled and popped, then went flat like day-old Perrier. What Dorit wanted to finish telling Eileen is that she feels constantly on the defense with these women. I feel like it’s true that Dorit is under laser-focus, but I also feel like Dorit is trying too hard, then imagines people are constantly scrutinizing her. Her affiliation with the sleaziness that is PK doesn’t help.

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It’s time for the Ladies Of London to head to Scotland this week, as Caroline Stanbury hosts a trip – with NO house rules and (gasp!) a RENTED castle – for her friends and enemies before moving to Dubai. Julie Montagu, of course, feels preyed upon by Caroline’s digs about rules and such, but finds that her former ally, Sophie Stanbury, is not interested in gossiping with her anymore about Caroline. What’s a future Lady Of The Manor to do?! Cry in her kitchen. That’s what.

Testing her loyalty right off the bat, Julie has Sophie over for wine – and whining. She’s pissed about Caroline telling her she’s going to show her “how to have a good time” in Scotland, versus the crap time she had at Mapperton. Julie snarked back that she’ll try to not walk out of Caroline’s dinner. Touche! But then she sobs about Caroline picking on her again, and Sophie draws the line. She’s extracting herself from this mess, pronto, advising Julie to fix her sh*t with Caroline all by herself.

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Ramona-Singer-Kitchen-Remodel

Everyone who watches Real Housewives of New York knows that Ramona Singer loves a good renewal. From bragging about a new haircut, to have a vow renewal, to throwing a party to celebrate yet another version of Ramona, it seems like the RHONY is all about the self-improvement. So it’s really a #TotalRamonaMove for her to remodel her kitchen- and show it off on social media.

Say what you want about Ramona, she does have great taste when it comes to decor – or at least I think so. I’m not into bragging about interior design on social media, but I feel like I’m in the minority with that one and that her fans all appreciated her posting the pics of her new kitchen.

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MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 20: Kim Kardashian arrives at the Grand Opening of Dash Miami at Clevelander Hotel on May 20, 2009 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Alexander Tamargo/WireImage)

Kim circa 2009

 

Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit. The Kardashians were robbed again – and apparently someone even tried to the burn the place to the ground… – Gossip Cop

Vivica A. Fox stirred up quite a mess – Dlisted

Brangelina finally agree to STFU – Celebitchy

Peter and Amina headed for divorce? – Starcasm

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Season 7

Apparently a lotta y’all wanted to watch Dorit Kemsley shut Eileen Davidson down on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Either that or there is an utter fascination with whatever is happening under Erika Girardi‘s skirt, because last week’s episode of RHOBH pulled in an enormous number of viewers.

Bravo PR tweeted that last week’s episode (which also introduced us to Eden Sassoon) “was the most watched ep in nearly 5 yrs w 3.3MM viewers.”

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Summer House premiere - Wirkus Twins

If Bravo tricked you into checking out Summer House by adroitly tucking it onto the end of Vanderpump Rules, then you are in luck because here is a recap.

If you haven’t yet been wooed by the idea of men-children in tight white chinos paired with pastel polo shirts, then I implore you to tune in OnDemand, if only to better appreciate this recap. Because taking a cue from any good Bravolebrity, everything is about Me! Me! Me! Even Summer House. Last night we got our first taste of Montauk living from a bunch of late-twenty/early-thirty something New Yorkers who spend their summers in a rented mansion partying, playing girls (and each other), and wearing pastels.

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