Kristen Doute‘s full-scale psychosis raised massively huge serious red flags on this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. Kristen attempts to explain herself by blaming everyone else and continues to spin more otherworldly delusion.
First of all Kristen insists Ariana Madix was doing mean things too! Like we’re all 6 and playing tattle-tale. How about stop stalking her and Ariana might stop giving you dirty looks?! “I won’t deny the occasional (and admittedly immature) dirty look or side comment towards Ariana, but we both played it the same way.”
“She says Jax would sleep with ‘anything’ as an attempt to insult me, but yet she’s dating my ex?” complains Kristen. “For someone who’s so above me, she certainly spends a lot of time talking about me. The victim game she was playing with her crocodile tears in the cab blew my mind. Are we watching the same show?“
Porsha was mainly an innocent by-stander in the vitriolic Puerto Rico argument that erupted between her bestie NeNe Leakes and newbie Claudia Jordan, whom Porsha says had an agenda all along. Porsha speaks out about NeNe calling Claudia a “half breed.” And feels that all the women involved intentionally made some regrettable comments that evening.
The reason: Porsha says everyone was hungry and just lashing out! BWHAHAHAHAHA – I suppose I do get snappish when I’m hungry and as we’ve learned before: do not get between a RHOA lady and her dinner! “We didn’t get to eat much at all,” Porsha explains, “and you know you’re not yourself when you’re hungry.” So Bravo is starving the girls to make them feral and feisty? Good strategy (OSHA – are you out there?!)!
Dare I say it – are Albie and Chris… successful?! Without mommy’s help?! But what of BLK…
Albie and Chris currently own Little Town New Jersey, but the brothers have temporarily closed that restaurant to move it a few blocks over to a new location. Chris said the motivation for the move is ambiance in an effort to create that “hometown feel” they want Little Town to have. Little Town’s space is in a classy waterfront area of Hoboken.
The Manzo boys are also expanding their focus to include opening a fancier new restaurant, which will occupy Little Town’s original location.
Peter Thomas will never give up his quest for reality television relevance! The man who wishes more than anything on earth to hold his very own Real Housewives Of Atlanta peach is dealing with rejection by going forward to get his own spinoff show!
In the past Peter has expressed a desire to have a spinoff that chronicles his restaurants similar to Lisa Vanderpump‘s spinoff Vanderpump Rules. Unfortunately the difference is, other than Lisa being inherently likable, is that Lisa is able to keep a business OPEN and run it successfully. Peter, on the other hand, is routinely closing failed businesses and opening new ones! Such as the case with his newest venture Sports One, a sports bar and grill in Charlotte, NC which Peter opened with Kordell Stewart.
Peter and Cynthia Bailey recently posted casting notices for a new Sports One centered reality show on instagram.
Is everyone’s favorite Skinnygirl a pot head – or just a savvy businesswoman?! Bethenny Frankel has conquered the alcohol industry and now rumor has it she is branching out into another famous vice: marijuana!
Last month the Real Housewives Of New York star was snapped coming out Green Dragon Dispensary in Aspen, CO – which is a premium retailer of marijuana and accompanying paraphernalia – and considered a pioneer in the legal pot world. Bethenny later tweeted that she couldn’t believe it was legal.
Briana Mason and Christy catch up at Christy’s house where Briana admits she’s lonely and wants to be in a relationship. Briana does not, however, want to date any more little people. Christy maintains that sex with little men is better than sex with average sized men, but Briana’s not buying it. Todd busts in on girl time and brings up Terra’s pregnancy news. Briana thinks Terra’s pregnancy was planned while Christy adds that Terra & Joe’s relationship is rocky and a having a baby is no way to save it.
Kenya titled her first blurb DISRESPECTFUL FEET. “I am a supportive friend and was happy to accompany Claudia to the podiatrist. BUT… I was not prepared for those disrespectful feet! I tried not to make direct eye contact with them, but they kept acting up!! Seriously, CJ and I have been cool for over 20 years, and we can laugh together. We don’t take things too seriously.”
Brandi started off the podcast talking about how surprised she is at the amount of footage cut from each episode of Celebrity Apprentice. She says it was a ton of work and she was working her butt off the whole time, even though it may not look that way from the edited cut.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star then explained that she and Terrell Owens are in a bit of a Twitter and texting war. Brandi shared that she and Terrell got into a texting fight on Monday night. She says they ran into each other at a Golden Globes party and he wasn’t very nice to her. Then he was on Twitter making fun of her looks. “What grown ass man goes on Twitter and talks shit about a woman’s looks? He says I have to go under the knife to look pretty, unlike Kenya.” She continued, “Why go there? You’re a dude, you’re a man. So I texted him and said ‘Why are you doing this? You’re a grown ass man, you’re hot. It’s not a hot look, you’re acting like a little bitch.’ So, we had a little text off. I do like Terrell, but I feel like some of his choices are poor.”