Welcome, y’all! It’s your daily dose of Kardashianasty! For those of you who actually expected Khloe Kardashian to shy away from the small screen after bowing out of Khloe and Lamar, think again. HollywoodLife.com is reporting that Khloe would like to try a different television genre. A family insider tells the site, “Khloe wants her own talk show. She had been working on different ideas for a show and Kris [Jenner] was the one who originally came up with the idea.” Wait, what? Pimpmomager Kris wants her daughter to be a talk show host? Well knock me over with a feather, I’m shocked!
Is anything ever what it seems in Kardashialand? Who’s marrying whom? Which sister is knocked up? Which sister is divorcing? Which sister is forced to forgo college plans so she can bank roll her mother? Where did Rob go? Do they just bring him out of the basement when they need him? It’s a hurricane of uncertainty with the Kardashian Krew.
In recent weeks, all eyes have been on Klamar and the state of their union. The couple has decided not to continue with reality show, and in an effort to lay low (Kardashian style, of course) Khloe Kardashian was on the cover of People magazine discussing the pair’s marriage. Baby steps. The most quotable from that interview was Khloe relaying, “I like to think divorce is not an option.” Tabloids and blogs everywhere (cough, cough) are now jumping to dissect the phrase “I like to think” in her statement.
Well, I have some unfortunate news, so I hope you’re all sitting down. The Kardashians will definitely NOT be leaving our TV’s anytime soon – or our pop culture lexicon. Despite Kim Kardashian‘s sham wedding (with accompanying very public divorce) and the tremendous negative backlash from the media and the public, American’s favorite famewhores have just inked a $40 Million three-year reality television deal with E!. So, if this doesn’t confirm that Kimye is a publicity stunt – really, I don’t know what would!
Yes, despite petitions, and threats, and absolute proof that their shows are staged crap – they will be back whether we like it or not!
Ironically the numbers for last season’s KUWTK averaged only about 3 M viewers per episode – on par (or below) with most Housewives, but apparently the Kardashians’ scandals and drama are worth their weight in gold for the network; which basically exists purely to broadcast the family’s lives. The deal does not include any new shows! So when Kim and Kanye West start pimping out their totally authentic romance, they will iron out their own deal. Which means more ka-ching!
The less famous and thereby second-rate family members, Rob Kardashian along withKylie andKendall Jenner will receive considerably less. Scott Disick and Mason also get a cut of the profit, but they have a separate deal with the network. You know Kris was trying to insure against any possible break-ups!
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Nary a day goes by without some Kardashian drama. Which is unfortunate for all of us, really. In the latest, Kim Kardashian continues with her sneaky, skankerific ways!
Despite recent gossip that she has been linked to Kanye West, it appears Ms. Whoredashian just cannot limit herself to one man – girl needs options. And she is making a play for her friend Eva Longoria‘s ex-boyfriend, Eduardo Cruz!
According to In Touch Weekly (via their print edition), Kim developed an attraction to Eduardo (who also happens to be actress Penelope Cruz‘s brother) and has started distancing herself from Eva in order to pursue him – even missing Eva’s recent birthday party. Eva and Eduardo called things off a few weeks ago and Kim has been on the prowl ever since. She’s been sending him flirty texts and sexy photos of herself – and she’s been trying to plan a secret romantic getaway to Mexico!
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star supposedly met Eduardo at a party in Las Vegas before her wedding and was instantly attracted to him. Eduardo even attended her nuptials as Eva’s date. Unfortunately for Kim, Eduardo isn’t interested in being her flavor of the month and he is hoping to rekindle things with Eva instead.
Moving on, Kris Humprhies is, well… moving on! The NBA star reportedly has a new girlfriend – and she’s anything but famous – although she does resemble someone he was once married to who also happens to be famous.
Kris has reportedly started dating 28-year-old Toronto nurse Bianka Kamber – who is his also ex-girlfriend from his days of living in Canada. Kris wasn’t ready to settle down two years ago when the two were together, but now things have changed.
OK! is reporting that the ex-couple has rekindled things and Kris is hoping it gets serious. “Bianka was his first love,” an insider reveals. “She’s a very down-to-earth, sweet girl. He admits he wants to win her back.”
After seeing the two ladies, it’s definitely fair to say theKourtney & Kim Take New York star has a type! “He thought I was a lot more attractive than Kim,” Bianka reveals. Another similarity seems to be the number of “K”s populating their names. Can we get a new alphabet letter, already…
And Kris is attracted to the fact that Bianka doesn’t try to control him the way his ex-wife did! “Bianka lets him do what he wants and she doesn’t really stress out that much,” the friend shares. “Kris can be the man in the relationship, wear the pants. He really got his ego messed up when he was with Kim; he just kept feeling so emasculated by it all.” Photos of Bianka are below. I smell a total famewhore with this one!
In other Kris H news, he is still refusing to sign divorce papers and instead is continuing his fight for a public trial and annulment – despite Kim making him a “generous” divorce offer.
E! News is reporting that the paperwork has been ready for months, but Kris is holding out in the hopes of getting a larger chunk of the Kardashian change! “There is a fair offer on the table,” a source explains, “but he just won’t sign it.”
“Kris is dragging it out,” the source says. “Kim is ready to move on, but Kris is hoping that stretching it out will get him even more money.” Reports are claiming that Kris wants $7 million from Kim in exchange for his silence and his promise to never speak of their marriage to the press.
Kim wants to buy his silence – but not for that much! “Kim never considered signing something like that,” the insider claims. “Kris can’t take the time to consider [her] offer, but he finds time to do an interview with a tabloid magazine.”
Kris feels he is owed money – particularly after all the stunts the Kardashians pulled post-wedding and the alleged $17M Kim earned for their nuptials. And if she wants the dissolution of their marriage to happen quickly, he wants her to pay up!
Kris’ attorneys have not commented on the latest allegation.
And finally, Kendall Jenner continues to prove that she has zero supervision while Kris Jenner runs around pimping and Bruce plays with helicopters. The sixteen-year-old famewhore in training, is wasting no time posting racy photos of herself on twitter for attention. Hey, she learned from the best!
Kris J’s second youngest paycheck posted a picture of herself in a skimpy bikini under the caption “miss summer!;” which prompted a whole host of inappropriate and raunchy replies from her followers – many of whom don’t seem to remember that she’s a minor.
Reports have speculated that Kris and Bruce’s marriage is in serious trouble over Kris pushing their teenaged daughters to be sexy in the spotlight. Perhaps there’s more truth to that than we think! The photo of Kendall is below.
IS KIM TRYING TO STEAL EVA’S MAN? DOES KRIS DESERVE A BIGGER DIVORCE SETTLEMENT FOR PUTTING UP WITH KIM? THOUGHTS ON HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND BIANKA? IS KENDALL’S PHOTO INAPPROPRIATE?
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Trashtastic Kim Kardashian just couldn’t stay out of the spotlight if she tried. Not that she ever tries, but, you know – she should! The woman whose skankiness is legendary is once again in the crossfire over her ever-changing romantic entanglements.
First up, despite the rumors that she is dating Kanye West and was recently used and excused by Reggie Bush, Kim is claiming none of that’s the case! Confronting rumors directly, she sat down with E! Kardashian reality producer Ryan Seacrest on his radio show and squelched them head on. “I’m really not dating right now at all,” the Keeping Up With The Kardashiansstar claimed. “I’m really just focusing on work. I know I always say this, but I’m trying to just get through my situation and just have fun.”
So, why is she keeping such a low romantic profile? “I think I’m still married,” she rebuts. Um… well yeah, the real question is was she ever really married in spirit and I think the answer to that is a no way.
And responding to the gossip that she is planning to adopt to boost her image, Kim flat-out denies it. “I don’t even know where that came from, ” she protests. “What’s so crazy is…the magazines could easily call and ask, and we would say yes or no. But no, that’s not true.”
“I’ve heard so many ridiculous things and to be honest I used to read all the magazines and watch things. I don’t even look at any of that anymore. I’ve taken my Google alerts off my phone!” Uhhhh… yeah to the right!
Kim was also asked about actor Jon Hamm’s recent comments about her, you know, about her being a “f*cking idiot.” Kimmie responded: “I just feel like, to be honest, it’s all about trying to stay focused and keeping everything positive. It really takes a lot more energy and effort to be harsh than to say something nice and be positive.”
And here’s some negative attention for Kim to ignore! Star Magazine (via their print edition) is reporting that Kim dumped Kris Humphries over money! Audrey Hick, an old friend of Kris’ who is currently in jail (I know, I know… the source is suspect) is claiming Kris wasn’t rich enough for the Kardashians!
Apparently, once Kris explained that his financial situation wasn’t going to increase significantly, Kim started to have doubts about the relationship. “Kris told her he wouldn’t be pulling in $20 million a year and that deflated things for her,” Aubrey reveals.
But the wedding had already started to commence and Kim was invested in increasing her own financial net worth. “Kim was not going to let it fail once it reached critical mass. Once the engagement happened, she was going to have that wedding and make money from it.”
To enact revenge, Kim all but drained the couple’s joint checking account which allegedly contained all the money they earned on the wedding related blitz. “Whatever was earned by Kim and Kris separately was going to be theirs but any money earned together such as from the wedding would go into the account,” Andrey says.
Even worse, Aubrey claims Kim was a gold-digger because her own financial standing isn’t as secure as she’d have the public believe! “We have Kim presenting herself as extraordinarily wealthy but she was borrowing $10,000 here and $10,000 there.” Perhaps she was in Dubai to secure a rich husband!
Aubrey is alleging that Kim and Kris were worth about the same going into their nuptials. “Her net worth is only $8 million,” he adds. “And $3 million of that is in furniture and clothing. This is a woman who wants at whatever cost, to support her lifestyle.”
Hmmm… I’m not sure I believe much of this story, but you never know! Kim reportedly made $17M on her wedding alone.
Moving right along, Kim’s plans to snag a new man aren’t working out. Which may be why she’s denying any whisperings that she’s started dating again!
According to In Touch Weekly (via their print edition), Reggie never planned on seriously reconnecting with Kim and was just using her for sex all along. The reason? Reggie knew all about her dishonest, cheating ways. “He never really trusted her,” a friend of Reggie’s explains. Apparently, the NFL star considers Kim to be a “user and a fame-seeker,” and he no longer respects her.
Kim’s rep is, of course, denying any truth to the rumors that Reggie hooked up with Kim and then lost her number, but Kim is said to be furious. To retaliate she mosied down to Paris to cavort with fellow attention whore, Kanye! Which apparently, Reggie feels only proves his point about Kim’s true intentions.
“Kanye had invited Kim to Paris, but at first she turned down the offer,” a friend explains. “She wound up changing her mind after Reggie dumped her because she wanted to make him upset.” The non-stop display of flirting and the “deep sexual attraction” she pretended to have with Kanye was apparently all for show.
Unfortunately, Reggie saw right through her transparent attempt to get his attention and he isn’t falling for it. “Reggie thinks Kim and Kanye are two of a kind,” the source adds. They “deserve each other.”
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DOES KIM REALLY IGNORE ALL HER NEGATIVE PR? DID KIM AND REGGIE EVER HAVE A CHANCE? THOUGHTS ON AUBREY’S ALLEGATIONS THAT KIM DUMPED KRIS OVER MONEY – TRUE OR RIDICULOUS?
Uh oh … it seems the Kardashian kurse has struck again! Reality television is causing Khloe Kardashian to suffer major marital problems. According to reports, Khloe, obviously not learning from her sister’s mistake, is letting her love of fame overtake her love for husband Lamar Odom! And she is letting her mother’s interference destroy her relationship!
“Fame is Khloe’s number one priority,” a source reveals to HollywoodLife “Lamar wants out of the reality TV limelight, but Khloe is convinced that if Lamar doesn’t continue being on TV with her, there would be NO Khloe.”
And Khloe will do anything to stay in the spotlight – even sell out her marital dramas for ratings! There seems to be a lot of that going around these days (see: Frankel, Bethenny)! The source claims that Khloe wants their marital issues to be captured on Khloe & Lamar because she likes attention! “The whole reason Khloe has become so popular is because of her marriage to Lamar. She obviously doesn’t want Lamar to be unhappy, but she knows that all the drama makes for good TV.”
“All this fame stuff is taking a HUGE toll on Khloe’s relationship with Lamar. I wouldn’t be surprised if they start going to couple’s counseling,” the source adds. “Most likely Khloe will want it to be filmed. It’s really unfortunate because at the beginning, Lamar and Khloe were so close. However, Lamar isn’t just married to Khloe. He is married to the entire Kardashian empire!”
The source is blaming, none other than, pimpmomanger Kris Jennerfor all the Kardashian girls’ problems. “Unfortunately, this is what she has been taught. Same goes for Kim [Kardashian]. Fame will always be more important than husbands and boyfriends,” the source alleges. “And believe me, it’s not like Kris is giving Khloe any sound advice on what to do to help her relationship with Lamar. It’s all about ratings!”
Fed up and annoyed with being a Kardashian pawn, Lamar wants out! The NBA star wants to refocus on the thing that made him famous – basketball! “Lamar never thought that being part of the reality show would have such a huge impact on his life. At the beginning, Lamar thought it would actually be fun to part of the show,” the source shares.
“But when he got let go from Lakers, he realized that the show was nothing but a distraction. The show started taking a toll on Lamar and Khloe’s relationship when he got traded. It was kind of a wake-up call for Lamar. He’s scared about his future and his career.”
For now, Lamar is hanging on to appearing on TV for the sake of Khloe. “Of course, Lamar is not obligated to star in any more Kardashian reality shows, but Khloe would be devastated if he said no,” the source said. “Khloe may end up having to chose between her marriage or reality TV and fame.”
Khloe should just ask her sister, Kim, what happens when you sell out your heart and soul for reality TV – your image plummets. Kim is still battling ex-husband Kris Humphries in a divorce dispute that has lasted longer than their ill-fated marriage.
After Kris refused to back down on filing for an annulment based on fraud, Kim recently made the decision to file for fraud right back, claiming Kris promised to live in California with her after they married and then tried to demand she move to Minnesota.
If you thought this rebuttal sounds ridiculous and desperate – you are not alone! An insider close to Kris claims he is also laughing at her allegations. “Kim trying to get Kris to claim he defrauded the marriage is ludicrous,” the source tells HollywoodLife. “It just shows how ridiculous and desperate she really is.” Kim – desperate? You don’t say…
Sadly for pathetic Kimmie, everyone on earth saw how she refused to let her husband move his belongings into HER California home so they could start a life together. Yep, one could say Kourtney and Kim Take New York is Kris’ most reliable witness!
And speaking of how pathetic Kim is, a new survey conducted by Fitness Magazine/Yahoo! Finance determined that Kim is one of the most overpaid celebrities.
According to the survey, which appears in next month’s issue, 51% of people believe the 31-year-old desperate famewhore does not work hard for her money. Also scoring high, wasSnooki! 64% of people believed the hard-partying walking tequila shot was overpaid.
Finally, the famewhore matriarch is showing off where her daughters learned all their tricks. The formidable Kris J proved she will do anything for attention when she recently released a TOPLESS photo of herself on her website. Yes, you read the word topless correctly. As in, not wearing a shirt. As in, lots of skin.
Kris posted a photo of herself while she was pregnant with son Rob Kardashian. Apparently, this is supposed to be a birthday present for him! Uhhhh…
“Happy 25th birthday to my wonderful, handsome son, Rob!! Rob, you are the best son a mother could ask for and you make me proud every day. I love you so much!!;” Kris wrote. The photo of a topless Kris is below. Warning… you may have flashbacks after viewing!
IS KHLOE A FAMEWHORE OR IS THIS JUST GOSSIP? WILL SHE AND LAMAR LEAVE REALITY TELEVISION BEHIND? IS KRIS JENNER RUINING HER DAUGHTER’S LIVES? IS KRIS’ TOPLESS PHOTO CUTE OR CLASSLESS?
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Happy Kardashianday, oh, I mean Monday. Well both suck, anyways. In today’s Kardashian news, more details emerge about Kris Humphries’ financial issues with his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Kim Kardashian and Kim is allegedly writing a tell-all about her romantic entanglements.
First up, Kris H is accusing Kim of pocketing some of his hard-earned dough. According to TMZ‘s sources, Kris claims he hasn’t received a cent of the paltry money he earned from their televised sham wedding. Apparently, Kim and Kris opened a joint checking account shortly after tying the knot. Into that account went all the money they allegedly earned from wedding related endorsements, photos, etc.
Kris’ revenue from appearing on Kourtney and Kim Take New York and from selling wedding photos also went into that account. And guess who kept all the money now that they’re separated? If you guessed Kim, you guessed right! Apparently, Kris hasn’t seen a cent of that money and even though it’s a joint account, he hasn’t made an effort to withdraw his portion.
Why? Well, he doesn’t really care – all he really wants is an annulment! Kris’ attorney hasn’t commented on the circumstances but I wouldn’t put it past Kim to have sticky fingers where dollar bills are concerned!
Moving on, Kim is writing a tell-all! Yep, Kim expects us to believe she is writing a book when she can barely type an email and needed Kris H to edit it for her. The reality star who is really only known for two things–her butt and how she uses it–is making all her romantic flops work to her advantage and is penning a steamy book that gives all the gory details.
Haven’t we seen enough with the sex tape? According to In Touch Weekly (via their print edition), Kim has decided to spare no details and will be talking her sex tape, her relationship with Reggie Bush, and her two failed marriages! Kim has decided “going into a lot of detail” from her own perspective will help the public see her in a better light and will rehab her image. In fact, Kim’s motive is to make people understand her better and get the public back on her side again!
Sadly, Kim’s decision to spill her dirty sheet-crets means the end of her relationship with Reggie, who is completely disgusted by the idea!
And taking a break from her challenging job as an author, Kim returned to what she does best – putting on make-up and taking photographs. The desperate reality star posted photos of herself in different colored wigs to her Instagr.am site on Friday. Kim is a blonde in one shot and a redhead in the other. “Do blondes have more fun?;” she wondered.
Kim told Us Weekly her motivation was not for attention, but because, “I love changing my hair up. It makes me feel like a new me!” Maybe she’s entering the witness protection program since her image in such shambles!
Finally, the good stuff! Real celebrities are again slamming the Kardashian clan for the pathetic creatures they are. Jon Hamm, the award-winning Mad Men star, went on a rant about those so-called “stars” degrading themselves for attention.
“Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated,” he told Elle UK. “Being a f**king idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
“Incuriousness has become cool… It’s celebrated. It doesn’t make sense to me,” he added. Yikes. That’s um… pretty harsh! The K-fam has also been criticized by Daniel Craig, Jonah Hill, Michelle Obama, and Snoop Dogg for their trashy and deplorable behavior! Hey, I will say they have one talent down to a science – annoying people!
And just moments ago, Kimmie Kakes took to her Twitter page to respond to being called an idiot! Kim tweeted the following statement written by her publicist -
“I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, “stupid,” is in my opinion careless.”
Dear Kim, you’re still an idiot doll! Sincerely, Reality Tea.
DOES KIM OWE KRIS MONEY? WOULD YOU READ KIM’S TELL-ALL? WERE JON HAMM’S COMMENTS OUT OF LINE OR TRUTHFUL?
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Kim Kardsahian, likely went into her divorce with Kris Humprhies expecting nothing could go wrong; that perhaps Kris, like herself, could see they were not suited for each other and they would both go their separate ways–with the pre-nup firmly in tact–and everyone feeling sorry for Kim that she married a dud. Unfortunately, Kim’s hubris didn’t allow her to see the forest for the trees. And she didn’t expect a hurt and furious Kris, feeling fooled and taken advantage of, to fight back!
Kris is continuing his quest to expose Kim for the lying fraud she is – and that is terrifying the increasingly depressed and unhappy star. The ex-couple is headed to court on Monday, March 12th for the beginning stages of their divorce trial!
One thing Kris is fighting for is his reputation restored; the NJ Nets forwards feels his portrayal on Kourtney & Kim Take New York has besmirched his reputation and forced the public to see him as someone he is not. And Kim is fighting to keep her secrets from being exposed!
“All he really wants is for his name to be cleared and for the Kardashians to be honest about their malicious intentions and manipulations,” a friend tells Life & Style (via their print edition). “He wants people to know he isn’t the guy they made him out to be. If they’re unwilling to do that, Kris is prepared to fight.”
And proving that he’s not backing down, Kris’ Minnesota-based lawyer, Lee Hutton has been approved to represent him in LA – and Kim is not contesting that! Kim is trying to do everything in her power to make this go away quickly and quietly, approving Kris’ requests will speed up the process.
Kim is extremely worried about this process dragging on, and she’s very afraid of what Kris’ team will drag up! “Kim is terrified to face Kris,” her friend reveals. “She knows he wants to humiliate her the way he feels she’s humiliated him.”
“Kris’ team is looking for every excuse to force her to take the stand,” Kim’s friend adds. If Kim takes the stand, she’ll be forced to be truthful, because if she lies under oath that would be perjury and she could be arrested. Kris wholeheartedly believes that Kim’s public image is based on carefully constructed lies. Because it is.
Luckily for Kris, all the negative publicity and self-centered behavior has shown Kim in an extremely unflattering light, and she is scrambling desperately to restore the public to her side. Kim’s pathetic attempts to seem like a good and honest person have been mocked by the media and former fans have turned on her as well. Kim has even tried turning to church to restore her popularity!
“This is torturing to her,” the friend insists. “The longer this drags on the more despondent she becomes. This is the worst time in her life.”
Even Kim’s family is fed up with this nonsense! “It’s hard for them to be sympathetic,” a friend reveals. “Her family is sick of her complaining, and without their support she’s starting to really fall apart.” Well, perhaps if Kim wasn’t so obsessed with her image and hadn’t built her self-esteem around popularity, she wouldn’t be crumbling because the media is no longer her best friend!
“Kim is emotionally devastated,” a friend explains. “The backlash has destroyed her.” The unhappy star has apparently turned to emotional eating and is now starting to gain weight! “Kim wakes up every morning in a nightmare that just won’t end!”
While Kim sits at home alone and depressed, pretending life is fine; Kris’ career is booming. He’s had a great season and is proving to the world that he moved on.
Kim’s family is frustrated that her actions have affected their income and worry this could permanently destroy everything they’ve built. Additionally, If Kris is successful in proving “fraud”, the prenup the former couple signed would be invalid and Kim could be forced to hand over half of her fortune. And oh, wouldn’t that be fantastic!
She is so desperate to stop Kris, Kim is practically bribing him! Kim expected Kris would ask for $2 million dollars in the settlement, and was prepared to shell out, but now news has emerged that Kris wants more – much more! Kris is seeking $7M from the star – which is less than half of the reported $17M Kim pocketed on their sham wedding!
According to TMZ, Kris apparently issued an ultimatum through his attorney, stating she either write a check or they’re headed to court! Apparently, Kim isn’t ready to pony up just yet. Kim’s camp is contesting, claiming Kris made an estimated $1M through wedding related publicity and deals – a number far smaller than the money she allegedly earned. And arguing means she’s treading on dangerous grounds.
Kris feels he’s entitled to that money because the Kardashians used him to grow their fortune! And he is looking to prove it in court! Kris believes “that there was a malicious intention by the Kardashians to use Kris and to make money and benefit themselves from him ,” a source shares with HollywoodLife. “He wants them to publicly admit that they never intended for it to be a real marriage.” I’m guessing he will also be subpoenaing some bank statements!
Although, the source is quick to point out Kris’ demands have little to do with making money. “Kris isn’t mean, he doesn’t do things to others and it’s not about the money,” and Kris plans to donate most of the proceeds from the divorce to charity!
Is anyone else really excited to see how this all pans out. A public trial would be the juiciest thing to hit reality TV since…well, ever!
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IS KRIS ENTITLED TO MILLIONS FROM KIM? WILL SHE SHELL OUT TO AVOID A PUBLIC TRIAL? CAN SHE EVER RESTORE HER IMAGE?