Of course, when I say current events, I mean how Farrah thinks she could save Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson‘s marriage, how Fox News practically admitted they’re out to get her, and how Farrah “dabbles” with businessmen. Surely no one expected anything deep or relevant to the real world, right?
With the summer in full swing and the holiday at the beginning of the month, it’s been slow going where reality TV star photos are concerned! But we have an all new photo roundup for you today!
Above – Farrah Abraham dressed up in some swimsuit-lingerie hybrid to celebrate the launch of her sex toy line this weekend. We spared you the uber-classy photos of her licking the sex toys on the red carpet. We kid you not.
Farrah Abraham has been talking about opening a restaurant for years now. We have heard it all… she’s a foodie, she’s a culinary school graduate, she’s opening Asian and Italian fusion restaurant in Florida, and she’s opening a non-alcoholic drinks and donuts joint in Texas. The list goes on and on and on.
About her latest idea, Farrah recently shared, “It is my own concept. It’s about having fresh and frozen cuisines and foods at this restaurant.” Lo and behold, the Teen Mom star and Couples Therapy train wreck has finally brought one of her non-porn ideas to life! Thank you, porn money!
Froco Fresh Frozen is set to open October 1 in Austin, Texas. But, it sounds like its primary focus is self-serve “frozen” yogurt and “fresh” toppings, which is hardly an original idea. Froco’s messy website boasts, “The Froco lifestyle is about spreading positivity and passion to others and always keepin’ it poppin’.”
Not only does the former Teen Mom star believe her erotic trilogy will give Fifty Shades of Greya run for its money, but she also thinks it will make a difference in the world. Because, of course! Honestly I am shocked Farrah has not won a Pulitzer Prize yet. I’m sure she is too!
Let's start with Catelynn and Tyler's beef with Farrah. To be honest, their unleashing on Farrah was deserved after Farrah blasted the couple for getting pregnant again. As you recall, the first season (EVER! Wow, that was back in the day!), Catelynn and Tyler's story followed them as they made the difficult decision to place their daughter up for adoption.
Seriously does former Teen MomFarrah Abraham think before she opens her mouth? Or does she think if she does not contact the paps or the tabloids herself, then no one will find out what she is doing when a camera is not pointed in her direction?
So we will get to the juiciest Farrah news first. There is a rumor floating around Hollywood — and reported by Crazy Days and Nights in their Blind Items Revealed section — that Farrah Abraham has allegedly gone from porn star to prostitute.
Today, Farrah tells us why she outshines all other porn stars, forgets a major detail about the main character in her erotic trilogy, and gives us a glimpse of what to expect from book one, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.
Farrah hates being called a porn star – poor thing – so she feels the need to explain to us regular folk the difference between a sex tape and a porn. "I think people purposely don't know how to separate a celebrity sex tape and a regular porn. I mean, I have wonderful friends who are in the adult industry. They make porn for a living – that is what they always do. Like, payment is different. Like, living your life is different. Taking care of yourself. Everything is different."
Speaking to Starcasm, Farrah said she can't bear to follow her former co-stars, "I wish them all the best – but it does make me very sad to still see them make poor choices." Seriously? Because a DUI and a PORN are great choices?!?
"I can't even tell you – if I had to go through all the same struggles again that I had to deal with the first time with Sophia – and I did not like that and I knew better – it would crush me," added Farrah. Um, what? Can I buy a vowel? "So I'm very sad the other Teen Moms don't take that as seriously as they should."