Oh, isn’t irony a fun little thing… Plastic surgery’s biggest walking don’t advisory, Heidi Montag (who went from adorable to scary after 10 procedures in one day) is again reminding us why au naturale is better!
Speaking to In Touch Weekly the former reality star – who can’t get a job now since no one recognizes her – claims she regrets her decision to drastically alter her appearance. And she’s claiming all the liposuction has given her cellulite! How can someone who is that skinny minny possibly need lipo?
I hope you heard me choking with sarcasm as I typed the words “classy”, “Heidi Montag” and “album” together in one post title.
She’s baaack. Heidi Montag cashed in her change jar or traded some crystals to pay for time in the studio and released her second album last week. She “graces” the cover of Dreams Come True with all of her plastic parts hanging out in a slinky pink…um..dress? swimsuit? nighty? I’m not really sure what it’s supposed to be.
Heidi’s new album dropped last week. No word on whether or not she sold more than 1,000 copies this time around.
In other Speidi news, Spencer Prattis STILL buying his special crystals. He shared along with the photo below on Twitter:
The finale of Famous Food, you know, that show that very few people watched, aired last night and two “celebrity” winners were declared!
Former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub emerged one of the winners, which wasn’t exactly a big surprise as Danielle has been heavily promoting the Lemon Basket restaurant on twitter all summer.
In a surprising twist, the Dolce Group’s founding members — Big Brother alumMike “Boogie” Malinand Lonnie Moore — decided to pick two winners instead of one. The first winner they picked was rapperDJ Paul of the rap group Three 6 Mafia.
With their win, Danielle and DJ Paul are now partners with the Dolce Group when it comes to the newly opened Lemon Basket restaurant in Hollywood.
Following her win, Danielle tweeted last night: “So proud to be partners w @DolceGroupLA @lonniemoore @DJPAULKOM in #LemonBasket @FamousFoodVH1 on @VH1 WON!! Just sayin.”
No word yet on how well the restaurant is doing considering the show was a bit of a ratings disaster for the VH1 network. Oddly enough, I actually watched the entire season and I must say, it wasn’t a bad show. I believe the show would have been a ratings hit had it premiered a year ago. Quite frankly, the downfall was the timing. At this point, the public is well over the Heidi Montags, Danielle Staubs, Jake Pavelkas, Ashley Dupres, etc.
TELL US – DID YOU WATCH THE SHOW THIS SEASON? THOUGHTS ON THE WINNERS?
Reality famewhores stars Heidi Montag and Danielle Staub are discovering the hard way this week that their 15 minutes of fame might be officially over.
The two are currently starring on VH1’s new series Famous Food, alongside other famewhoresJake Pavelka,Ashley Dupre, & others, which premiered this Sunday. The ratings are however out today and it is nothing short of a disaster.
How many people tuned in? Only 430,000 viewers. Those numbers are a major flop especially considering the amount of publicity the show received in addition to the fact that the show aired on a major network.
In comparison Sunday’s episode of theReal Housewives of New Jersey, aka Danielle’s former show, was seen by over 2.2 million viewers. Sucks to be Danielle.
It’s safe to assume there will be no second season of Famous Food, or better yet no more reality shows featuring Heidi and Danielle. Here’s to hoping the newly opened Lemon Basket restaurant from the show performs better than the actual show.
Photo credit – STS/WENN.com
TELL US – THOUGHTS ON FAMOUS FOOD FLOPPING? ARE HEIDI AND DANIELLE OFFICIALLY OVER?
A week before its premiere, VH1 has now released the season trailer for Famous Food!
The new series features a group of “celebrities” including three with actual talent, two prostitution whores and two good ol famewhores.
In the trailer, Big Brother alum “Mike Boogie” Malin, who is part owner of the Dolce Group, informs Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, Danielle Staub, DJ Paul and Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia, Vincent Pastore, andAshley Dupre that they have to work together to open a restaurant, though in the end, only one of them will win a partnership with the Dolce Restaurant Group in L.A.
With two weeks until its official premiere, the VH1 network has now released the cast photo (you can click on it to make it bigger) for the all new reality show Famous Food as well as a video sneak peek!
The show features famewhorestwo prostitution whores reality stars Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelkaand Heidi Montag alongside “singer” Ashley Dupre, Sopranos star Vincent Pastore and Three 6 Mafia rappers DJ Paul andJuicy J.
The premise of the show is that renowned restaurateurs, The Dolce Group, will give the seven “celebrities” the chance to turn one of their West Hollywood, CA properties into a flourishing and fully-operating restaurant. The season will end with one lucky restaurateur’s dream restaurant open for business and ready for the public’s review.
In the sneak peek below, the cast gets to meet the Heidi Doll, who tries to prove she has a brain and isn’t a total boob. “People think I’m this train wreck that hasn’t wrecked yet,” says Heidi, 24. “Little do they know, I have a brain.” Uh uh. The preview clip is below!
Famous Food debuts Sunday, July 10 at 10/9c on VH1.
Runaway bride Crystal Harrisran off to Las Vegas this weekend on her would be wedding day to party with Heidi Montag!
Just days after Crystal, 25, called off her wedding to Playboy honcho Hugh Hefner, she decided to capitalize host a pool party at Las Vegas’s Wet Republic, much to the dismay of Holly Madison who slammed her on twitter.
“That’s a new low,” tweeted Hef’s ex Holly of Crystal’s decision to host a party on her would be wedding day. “That’s disgusting and whoever booked her is tacky,” added Holly.
When someone tweeted on whether or not a film crew would be around to film Crystal’s pool party, Holly responded with this tweet – “Trust me, NO ONE is interested in filming Crystal! She left Lifetime high and dry while filming a 2 hour special!” Holly is referring to a deal Crystal and Hef had with the Lifetime network to air a special on their wedding.
As for Crystal, she did not respond to Holly’s criticism directly, instead choosing to retweet a fan’s message to her. “Its cool that ur being WAY classier than Holly by behaving civilized & never speaking badly about her, even though u could! @CrystalHarris,” was the message retweeted by Crystal.
And in an interview with PEOPLE, Crystal attempted to shed some light on her controversial decision to party this Saturday. “I’m doing okay,” said Crystal. “I just had to get away. Today is the day and I just had to get away. I’m going back tonight so I just wanted to get away for the day.”
Crystal insists Hef is not heartbroken citing he has a lot of other women to keep him company. “It doesn’t make sense to have so many women around but still have a marriage,” she said. “It doesn’t make sense, so it was the right thing. I wasn’t the only woman in Hef’s life and it wasn’t going to stay that way after the marriage.”
When it comes to the linking up with famewhore Heidi, sources close to Crystal reveal Heidi reached out to her following the break up and invited her to co-host the party. . Meanwhile it appears Hef and Crystal remain cordial. Hef tweeted over the weekend, “Crystal came by to see how I’ve been doing. We remain close friends.”
TELL US – THOUGHTS ON HOLLY’S COMMENTS & CRYSTAL HOSTING A PARTY ON SATURDAY? WAS IT TACKY?
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The VH1 network is planning to turn up the heat this summer with the announcement and premiere dates of some all-new series as well as returning favorites!
Basketball Wives – The biggest surprise of all is the very quick return of the Basketball Wives. While the second season only ended less than 2 months ago, season 3 will debut on May 30 at 9/8c. With the exception of Suzie Ketcham, who quit the show, all of the cast members including Royce Reed, Shaunie O’Neal, Evelyn Lozada, Tami Roman, and Jennier Williams will be returning. VH1 also announced that Meeka Claxton, wife of former NBA player Speedy Claxton, has joined the cast. According to reports Meeka and Tami have already gotten into a physical altercation during filming. A photo of Meeka is below!
Famous Food – The network confirmed what we reported weeks ago, which is that reality famewhores Danielle Staub, Heidi Montag, and Jake Pavelka will indeed star together on a new reality show. The concept of the reality show is that the famewhores are given an opportunity to create a flourishing and fully-operating restaurant. Over the course of eight weeks, the colorful crew of “celebrities” will roll up their sleeves and work together to launch their own restaurant, aptly named, “Famous Food.” Joining the above three famewhores will be DJ Paul and Juicy “J” (from rap group Three 6 Mafia), Ashley Dupre (famed ex-prostitute) and Vincent Pastore (“The Sopranos”). The show debuts Sunday, July 10 at 10/9c.
Tough Love – Also returning this summer is Tough Love: Miami. Steve Ward and his mother Joann Ward are back to help single women make a splash in the Miami dating pool. Steve will work with a group of eight single, attractive women, all composed of classic female archetypes including the “too much too soon” romantic, the “gold digger” and the late 30’s “work obsessed.” They will be living together in a house for 10 weeks and given a chance to learn Dating 101.”VH1 Tough Love: Miami” premieres Sunday, July 10 at 9/8c.
Celebrity Rehab – Season 5 of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Pinsky and Michaele Salahi debuts Wednesday, June 29 at 10/9c. From heartbreak to hope, this season follows Dr. Drew and his patients on their difficult and deeply emotional journey to sobriety, as well as an often raw and unflinching look at the many faces of addiction. As we reported back during filming, Michaele got kicked off the show early on for not having an addiction. Joining Michaele this season are Michael Lohan,Bai Ling, Jeremy Jackson, and Dwight “Doc” Gooden.
Also returning, The T.O. Show season 3 will premiere Monday, August 22 at 10:30/9:30c and La La’s Full Court Life will debut the same night at 10/9c.
TELL US – WHICH VH1 SHOW ARE YOU MOST EXCITED ABOUT?
