Scheana Marie had an epiphany of the Kristen Doute persuasion – she finally recognized that sometimes you can’t be friends with everybody, especially when some of those everybodys are crazy! After hearing all the details about Miami Girl, Scheana explains why she doesn’t believe Jax Taylor and why she finally had enough of Kristen’s scheming.
Scheana shares, that after hearing all sides of the story about Tom Sandoval allegedly cheating on Ariana Madix, she “absolutely believes Tom,” but what she – or anyone else, particularly Kristen, thinks – is irrelevant if Tom and Ariana are happy in their relationship. Amen Scheana!
“When the information was originally presented to me, I ABSOLUTELY had doubts, but with further review, I absolutely believe Tom, and at the end of the day, I just want my friends to be happy,” the Vanderpump Rules star explains.
Who likes irony?! I do! Kristen Doute has been desperate to get Jax Taylor to “tell the truth” about Tom Sandoval cheating in Miami. Since Jax was in a storytelling mood, he also let it slip that Kristen got in a fight with a stripper – however Kristen insists that Jax is lying about that! But he’s telling the truth about Tom 1? Mmmmkay… The Truth and Jax Taylor go together like logical thinking and Kristen Doute!
Immediately after Jax spilled the story on Vanderpump Rules, Kristen and her sole-surviving friend Rachael denounced Jax as a liar on twitter. We all know Jax makes things up – except when Kristen wants them to be true, like when Jax is suddenly going to get truthy about Tom and Miami Girl. Oh Kristen, you amuse me to no end. Jax, of course, insists his account of Kristen and the stripper is true.
Last night on Vanderpump Rules lies flowed as precipitously as questions of truth and all converged together at the mouth of a river named Jax Taylor. Or something like that…
While Scheana Marie is on a blissful honeymoon in Hawaii, back home at SUR (SUR is a city now) things are erupting into a civil war – a civil war that is the opposite of civil, of course.
Kristen Doute has been “blowing up” Jax’s phone with texts and phone calls insisting he tell “the truth” about Tom Sandoval and “Miami Girl.” Once, a very long time ago, when Jax was trying to look like boyfriend of the year to future pizza parlor dumpee Carmen Dickman, he disclosed to Kristen and Carmen that the tabloid stories were true: Tom 1 did play three minutes in heaven? hell? with Miami Girl. Jax has been trying to retract it ever since; putting Kristen off, telling her to leave him out of it and deal with it on her own.
But Kristen has been using this statement to zealously fuel her fervor. It has stoked her loins with future retribution, the little talisman she has carried deep in her heart, that there is a way to weasel in between the home wrecking hussy Ariana Madix and Tom’s future and re-seize him for her demented little self. You think I am exaggerating, but Kristen is like Golum with the ring in Lord Of The Rings.
Kristen teams up with Stassi Schroeder and resorts to using Jax Taylor as a source of the “truth” regarding what happened in Miami – Jax has changed his story several times. As a result Kristen ends up on the outs with all of her friends from SUR!
In anticipation for the onslaught of negativity she is surely to receive, Kristen announced she’s taking a wee break from twitter to focus on her healthy relationship with James Kennedy, her friends, and bowling. She also celebrated her birthday!
It’s Oscar mania everywhere as we lead up to Sunday night’s awards ceremony. And while our favorite reality stars will most likely NEVER attend the Oscars, much less WIN one, they still love to party and celebrate anyway!
Scheana Marie had a meltdown or two at her wedding and luckily for us it was all captured by cameras. The Vanderpump Rules star admits she may have overacted a bit, but is thrilled with her wedding because of all the love – besides Kristen Doute ruining everything and treating her reception like a boxing ring!
“I realized that there were several parts of the day and night that I looked like a super bridezilla bitch. I don’t like that I looked so completely rude and ungrateful, but it was my wedding, and every bride wants their wedding to go perfect,” Scheana describes. “At the end of the day, it didn’t matter, it was beautiful. I was there with my family, my amazing husband, all of my friends, and it ended up being a beautiful night.”
Last night was part 2 of Scheana Marie‘s wedding on Vanderpump Rules. And outside of Bridezilla meltdowns and parking lot brawls it was a beautiful event. It appears that it’s not a Scheana Marie party without somebody gettin’ punched…
Kristen Doute wipes away tears as she congratulates Scheana. The faraway look in her eye is focused on Tom Sandoval, nuzzling Ariana Madix‘s neck as they giggle at an inside joke. Kristen remembers those days, etched deeply into her fabricated memories. Kristen so wanted to rip Scheana’s wedding gown off of her, tackle Tom 1 with it – muzzling him with the 15 pound pearl-beaded crop-top, wrap him up in the table cloth skirt, and drag him to the altar!
Keep your friends close and your former friends turned enemies closer? Guess so! Stassi Schroeder apparently had a terrible time at the Vanderpump Rules reunion where her friends and co-stars turned on her and demanded answers for her rudeness and arrogance. As a result, Kristen Doute who also faced the wrath, teamed up with Stassi to form an unlikely alliance!
Andy Cohen revealed that it wasn’t just Stassi who took a beating, but Jax Taylor as well.
“Well Stassi and Jaxalmost didn’t survive, SURvive, because they were both kind of pummeled by everybody… ” Andy shared in an Ask Andy segment. “Maybe I ganged up on Jax the most… but they all ganged up on Stassi. I almost felt bad for her.”