Kristen Doute

Katie Maloney launches Pucker & Pout

Last night on Vanderpump Rules Katie Maloney launched her beauty blog Pucker & Pout. I’ll let “Katie Maloney + makeup and fashion tips” sink in a bit before moving on… But anyways, congratulations! 

Katie has been working hard to build her blog wants to have an industry launch party to debut it to the world so she can start making money. What Katie really wants, however, is an exclusive party with a tightly-controlled guest list, so she can wander around SUR pointing at people with her new Scheana Marie witch’s talon nails snapping, “Invited!” “Not Invited!” as she plucks the leaves, one by one, off Lisa Vanderpump‘s 100 year-old custom-cultivated tulips originally cuttings from Josephine Bonaparte’s garden, once watered with the blood of Napoleon (can you tell I’ve been watching War & Peace? It’s like Vanderpump Rules with more complicated names, more conniving, decent fitting clothing, more lying, and swords instead of cocktail stirrers). 

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Stassi is sad

Last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules confirmed what I have been saying for years (seasons in Reality TV time): Kristen Doute and Jax Taylor are soulmates. I fully anticipate that in a few years time they’ll drunkenly run off to Vegas for a midnight elopement, then have a combative, insane, marriage befitting of a Hunter S. Thompson tale. All’s Fair In Love And Liquor: A True Tale Of Krax. So thank you, Tom 2, for validating that. 

But no thank you, Tom 2, for the reference to your flaccid penis. Katie Maloney, please get off Scheana Marie‘s drama train and onto your man. If the way Tom 2 was making out with that Hooters chicken wing is any indication, that was a man deprived and we know how Katie feels about make-out cheating! 

The Kristen Doute Apology Tour continues on, gathering steam by adding Stassi Schroeder, and growing into a cloud of vicissitude by adding Jax

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Reality TV Stars February Birthdays

Happy Birthday to a few of our favorite (and sometimes not so favorite) stars from Real Housewives of Atlanta, Mob Wives, Vanderpump Rules, Don’t Be Tardy, and more. See which reality stars celebrate a birthday in February:

Lizzie Rovsek – February 1, 1980
Drita D’Avanzo – February 6, 1976
Allison Holker – February 6, 1988
Marlo Hampton – February 7, 1972
Ice-T – February 16, 1958
Paris Hilton – February 17, 1981
Jillian Michaels – February 18, 1974
Cynthia Bailey – February 19, 1968
Kristen Doute – February 19, 1983
Gloria Govan – February 22, 1985
Simone Whitmore – February 23, 1967
Daymond John – February 23, 1969
Brielle Biermann – February 25, 1997
Jenni “JWoww” Farley – February 27, 1986
Torrei Hart – February 28, 1978

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kenya-moore

Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore shared the “beatless” selfie above, adding, “I’m a Nubian queen. It’s in my blood to adorn myself. But I’m definitely comfortable not wearing makeup too. But no woman is going to tell me “I need to remember what makeup is for.” Beauty is from the inside out, and even if you don’t wear makeup, don’t judge others who do or make them feel bad for wanting to present themselves however they want. I have a few freckles hehehehe and yes bushy eyebrows. #beatlessbeauty”

Below you’ll find photos from Heather Dubrow, Jeff Lewis, Teresa Giudice, Peta Murgatroyd, Yolanda Foster, Christina Aguilera, Sonja Morgan, and more.

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Jax Taylor is arrested in Hawaii

Stassi Schroeder has returned and Jax Taylor got arrested. All in a days work for Vanderpump Rules, right? 

In Hawaii the group continues having a conniption fit over Lala Kent‘s existence. After Lala confronted Brittany Cartwright about Jax’s lying, and then confronted Jax about his lying, to which Jax lied about lying, Lala retreated to her hotel to cry into the complimentary towels. Reality TV is so hard! She just needs her mommy! But, as Lala pointed out, Faith also took off her top, but no one was yelling at her! Katie Maloney, a hypocrite? Nooooooo… 

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Gretchen Rossi at Sundance

The snow comes to some reality TV stars, and some reality TV stars go to the snow. On Friday, former Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi headed to Park City, Utah, for the Sundance Film Festival. She shared the pic above on Instagram,  captioning it,  “With my love yesterday in the snow. #Sundance2016 #whitewinterland #GetGlamwithGretchen #fauxfur”

Also in Park City over the weekend were Bachelorette star Kaitlyn Bristowe, former Real Housewives of New York star Jill Zarin, Vanderpump Rules stars Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz, Kristen Doute, Tom Sandoval, Stassi Schroeder, Ariana Madix, and Jax Taylor, Kendra Wilkinson, and more.

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2nd Annual Save A Child's Heart Gala

Remember when Stassi Schroeder told the world, “I am the Devil. And don’t you forget it”…? Well, on this week’s Vanderpump Rules, she’s baaaaaaaaaack! The Return of Stassi is poised to shake up frenemy circles at SUR this Monday, but viewers are uncertain about what Stassi’s presence will really mean for cast dynamics. Will Stassi’s head spin around? Will she Jedi-mind-control Jax Taylor into tattooing her name on his forehead? Will she levitate new girl Lala Kent above the sticky tables of SUR, slamming her into the ice machine, Kylo Ren style? (A girl can dream!!!) 

Sadly, previews suggest what Stassi really does on the upcoming VPR is a whole lot of whimpering and grovelling, perhaps in an attempt to ingratiate herself to the friends and former boss who she’d formerly cut out of her life. But not everyone is buying what Stassi is selling. Except for Kristen Doute, who claims, “I was really excited,” adding, “I think I was the only one.”

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Lala and Jax feud in Hawaii

Last night Vanderpump Rules went to Hawaii, except for Kristen Doute and She Who Shall Not Be Named for fear of her Birthday Witch wrath. And what did these charming and classy people do in Hawaii? Argued. Nonstop.

The drama begins on the airplane where James Kennedy tried to get Lala Kent to join the Mile High Club. It only gets marginally better from here but we should get the worst thing out of the way first. Lala did not join the Mile High Club. At least not with James on that airplane. 

The group is all couples now, proof to Scheana Marie that they’re growing up. Something Scheana seems sad about as Shay lumbers around, perpetually in the shadow of her massive, fluttering ego. Not the pretty picture to adorn her Hoarders for Narcissists hovel!

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