In honor of Valentine’s Day here’s our list of the hottest couples on reality TV. I was tempted to be sarcastic and list Reality TV’s Hottest Mess Couples (paging Teresa and Joe Giudice!), but, alas, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all, I’m feeling the love.
However, since I want to focus on LOVE not merely looks, hot isn’t always just about appearance! Sometimes a couple can be hot because they truly love each other and have a super wonderful relationship. And sometimes “hot” just means they look fabulous standing next to each other, such as Maks Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroydabove.
Yolanda Foster and her endless “journey” are infesting this season’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like lice in a kindergarten class. Everyone’s itchy. But Patient Zero is not happy (or rather claims she’s not happy) about her children getting involved in her StoryLyme. Because she’s only interested in exploiting them through sick-kid selfies, photoshopped by Yo herself! Yolanda took her her blog this week to go on…and on…and on about the many splendored feelings she has about her health, her children’s health, her castmate’s opinions about her and her children’s health. You know, the usual!
After thanking Bravo viewers – AGAIN – for partaking in this “journey” with her <gag>, Yolanda writes, “I am happy to share that it’s been a pretty good week…What is a good week? For me, it’s about more bright moments of ‘I’ve got this, I CAN DO THIS!’ than usual. Treatments, pain and severe fatigue still keep me in bed 18 out of my 24 hours each day, but I am grateful for the luxury of reading and writing again. Healing the brain is a slow process and on its own clock, but I am for sure making steady progress–one day at a time.”
In fact, that’s the first thing Erika wants to clear up. “I am not a pussy or a liar. I never said that Lisa Rinna was the one who said anything about Yolanda’s children. I am, however, protective of my friend.”
Yolanda wants our sympathy, just not our questions, but according to Lipsa she can’t have it both ways. Agreed!
Lisa and Yolanda erupted in a twitter battle over the contentious episode. Yolanda defended using Lipsa, then lectured her for confronting Erika Giradi to get the truth. Yolanda also believes her actions were justified because she was defending her children
Lisa brought attention to the fact that she said she was happy to move forward with Yolanda in her blog last week, adding, “Clearly, I was the only one who felt this way, because she certainly didn’t have any intention of letting me move forward based on the way she used me as a scapegoat with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards during their lunch.”
Erika Girardi-Jayne showed some colors that weren’t pink and sparkly, but rather murky and c-nty on last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. If there are two definitions of the word “c-u-next-Tuesday-y,” Erika gave us both in the form of new personality called Erika Payne. I expected a little more honesty from Erika. We’re talking about a woman who prances around with her hoohah out lecturing about confidence and self-acceptance, yet she effortlessly lied to a group of women, not caring that one of them could lose friends over it. Interesting indeed, Ms. Hoohah of the Beverly Hills. Are the Lymes of Yolanda Foster worth all that?
I really like Erika in general, outside of her relationship with Yolanda in which she is being used (willingly? accidentally?) as a patsy for whatever game it is Yolanda is playing. The reunion should be very interesting!
On the bright side Eileen Davidson melts my heart for being so down-to-earth, silly, and admitting that she doesn’t give a flying $4,000 designer f–k about materialism. Eileen truly has confidence and doesn’t need all the trappings of attention-seeking “c-nty” necklaces to get a reaction out of “old women,” or the inflated status that swinging around a designer bag gives you. She’s as anti-Hollywood Friend as you can get, without needing some sort of validating T-Shirt proclaiming, “Proud To Not Be A Hollywood Friend #DreamTeam” – you know, the BS Yolanda is always shoving in everyone’s face to make them question themselves. Eileen is my Spirit Housewife.
Also, it’s a day that ends in -y, which means YolandaFoster is on Instagram.
Yolanda shared the picture above, adding, “When the Google Search in your brain fails you…….. #NoWordRetrieval #MemoryLoss #SlowMentalSpeed #NeuroBorreliosis#TheInvisibleDisease#LYMEDISEASEAWERENESS A recent study indicated chronic neurologic abnormalities may emerge anywhere from 1 month to 14 years after infection. Like syphilis, Lyme Borreliosis may remain latent and asymptomatic for a long period of time, despite having received long term antibiotic therapy. #WeMustFindACure“