Lisa kicks off her blog with a funny, “Let’s start this week’s blog with a riddle. Question: What happens when you take a handful of housewives out of Beverly Hills and put them in the Hamptons? Answer: They turn into a bunch of ridiculous, judgmental bitches. LOL!”
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills are now holding the Hamptons hostage. Lisa Vanderpump is pissy because she’s forced to stay in a cut-rate hotel, to attend a party Farrah Abraham is crashing, to celebrate the cover of a magazine literally no one has heard of. As Bethenny Frankel said, “Is it like one of those free magazines?”
Worst of all: Lisa must pretend to be happy about this so-called honor and has dragged poor Ken along for the ride. Did Ken not look about ready to lie down under the wheels of somebody’s limo just to make the high pitched voices stop? Ken-Aged-70 isn’t over the hill, he’s over it ALL.
Still stranded at the White Party, over dinner Lisa morphs into a CIA Investigator, one step away from waterboarding Eileen Davidson with a Chanel purse and a Vodka Tonic, as she asked probing questions, carefully worded in provocative terms, about Eileen’s marriages – specifically how Eileen met Vinny and when.
Andy brings up the ignorant comment David Foster made to Lisa followingYolanda Foster‘s explant surgery: “Ken has better tits than her now… bigger.” Lisa defends David, saying, “I think David tries to make light of everything and he was just kind of throwing some levity into what has been a pretty depressing situation.”
On whether or not David and Yolanda‘s split took her by surprise, Lisa says, “I didn’t see it coming. Not at all. I was absolutely blindsided by that. There was a lot of ‘my love’ and I know it’s been challenging for sure but I’m really sad to see it because I love them together as a couple.”
Things may be strained off and on with Kyle Richards and family, but that didn’t get in the way of her birthday today. Kim Richards just shared a heartfelt message for her little sister on Instagram.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star shared the throwback photo of herself sitting with her baby sister Kyle. She wrote, “I’ve loved you from the day they brought you home Happy Birthday little sister!! I hope this year is best year EVER for YOU!! I love you @kylerichards18.”
Are Brandi Glanville and Eddie Cibrian bored or something? Desperate for publicity? Guess so! In round 65 zillion of their never-ending divorce, they are now feuding about whether or not Brandi asked LeAnn Rimes to stop posting photos with Brandi’s sons during holidays.
A brief recap: Brandi appeared on Nik Richie‘s podcast, where she expressed frustration that LeAnn ignored her pleas to quit posting photos of the boys around the holidays because it’s too upsetting for Brandi. Eddie retaliated with a statement that Brandi NEVER asked LeAnn to stop, thus calling the former Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star a liar. Brandi responded by releasing the very email she sent Eddie requesting that LeAnn quit posting the photos.
Eddie has since blamed Brandi for sending him so many “crazy emails every month,” he’s forced to ignore them; therefore it’s not his fault he overlooked her plea about LeAnn.
She starts off explaining that she wasn’t mad at her co-stars for bolting from the hotel, just at their choice of communication. “It was promised to be a fun filled weekend and yes, I was a little disappointed when I arrived to be greeted with a scribbled note that they had left. Kyle notably commented that I would like to be in the house too, maybe so, but life is invariably dependent on the decisions you make in the moment and I knew for me to leave would be insulting to all who had hosted us. I wasn’t mad at them, but it would’ve been more considerate to have waited until I arrived, methinks!”
First, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star gushes over her love for QVC and all things cardigan! “I am so forever grateful for this experience to design a line of comfy, cozy, California chic clothing for women of all sizes. I just love every second of the process, and to work alongside such amazing designers as Isaac Mizrahi and Dennis Basso, who along with Joan Rivers, have been my mentors in so many ways is just beyond. I am constantly learning and growing as a business woman and clothing designer. I’m honored to now be going into my 5th year with QVC and I feel so very blessed! I also love the three different pieces — the shearling jacket, the cozy cardigan and the striped cardigan I’m wearing in this week’s episode!”