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RHOA Season 4

Reality Tea is ranking of every, single Housewife from every, single season from almost every Real Housewives franchise. You can find Part 1 of our rankings here. Now we finally return with Part 2 (aka the big ole mush in the middle)!

In Part 1 we mostly covered most Housewives who were either too crazy to be legit, or didn’t make much of an impact, or were just so miscast and off it was painful. Some of them were too nice, or too timid, or not rich enough, or too desperate. If she’s only a Housewife for a season, there’s usually a reason!

Below we continue to analyze and dissect the ladies from Real Housewives Of New JerseyReal Housewives Of AtlantaReal Housewives Of PotomacReal Housewives Of New YorkReal Housewives Of Beverly HillsReal Housewives Of DallasReal Housewives of Miami, and Real Housewives Of Orange County. We’re skipping the short-lived Real Housewives Of DC, because no one even remembers who they are. Well except for one…

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I cannot believe that this legal battle between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa is still a hot news topic. This whole thing has been dragging on for too long. During a 2013 Watch What Happens Live episode, Brandi said that Joanna had an affair with Yolanda Foster’s ex husband Mohamed Hadid and that he said Joanna’s vagina smelled in a conversation that Lisa Vanderpump was allegedly present for. Obviously that comment didn’t sit well with Joanna and she filed suit against Glanville and it’s been crazy drama ever since.

Now, Joanna has been court ordered to hand over her gynecological records, financial records, and there are a plethora of Bravolebrities continuing to be pulled into the case as witnesses.

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Reality Tea is ranking ALL the Housewives from every season and every city! Our list is broken down into three parts with Housewives ranked from worst to ‘best’ (or best of the worst, if you will). Below is Part 1.

What makes a superior species of Housewives? Is it class? Money? Fabulous plastic surgery and good shoes? Beautiful home? A revolving door of crazy that keeps us on our cheaply-clad toes? Is it a supportive husband? An in-home zoo of fabulous miniature fluff balls clad in their own designer wardrobe? Is it a witty zinger or indispensable advice? Is it their ability to rewrite history without irony? To crack open the egg of their emotional travails in front of cameras? Or is it their ability to deftly control the scenery while cracking a Chanel whip?

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Luann de Lesseps has been busy detoxing after the last season of The Real Housewives of New York and moved on to planning her New Year’s Eve wedding to Tom D’Agostino. This weekend they celebrated with bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Tom and his crew headed off to Vegas while Luann partied with her girls in Miami. Sadly, from the way it appears on Instagram, none of Luann’s RHONY co-stars were invited!

Famously Single recap

These former Real Housewives of Miami stars will really do whatever they can to have pop cultural relevancy. First you have Joanna Krupa for really doing the most and suing Brandi Glanville for comments that she made about Joanna’s below the waist odor on Watch What Happens Live.

And now Lea Black decided to diss both Joanna and Brandi in a tweet in an obvious bid to get some attention. The ironic part about this whole thing is that Joanna made this way more dramatic and public than it ever was by dragging it out with this slander lawsuit. Because now, even more people are talking about the alleged scent of her vaginal area.

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The never-ending vagina monologue that is the Brandi Glanville vs. Joanna Krupa lawsuit rages on! 

The ex-Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star is demanding financials and tax returns from Joanna in order to have the case dismissed. Brandi is seeking to prove Joanna was a Florida resident when she filed the suit in California (Joanna has residences in both states), and to investigate Joanna’s claims that Brandi’s comments ruined her reputation and costed her jobs. 

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Reality Star Sightings

Reality star sightings for this sunny Wednesday afternoon include Kyle Richards, rumored Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newbie Sydney Holland, and many more!

Kyle and her husband Mauricio Umansky were soaking up the sun in the Bahamas during a celebrity golf event (and also celebrating his possible sale of the Playboy Mansion, I’m sure!).

Joanna Krupa attended the 2nd Annual Art for Animals Fundraiser Evening for Eastwood Ranch Foundation.

Also spotted out and about in NYC: Bethenny Frankel and new bestie Carole Radziwill, as well as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out with their daughter North. Bethenny was also seen apartment hunting with her new beau and Million Dollar Listing New York’s Fredrik Eklund.

In the gallery below you’ll also find La La Anthony, Gigi Hadid, Kelly Bensimon and more

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After battling with the historic committee to build their dream home on Miami’s exclusive Star Island, Lisa Hochstein and her husband Dr. Lenny Hochstein are going all out! 

The former Real Housewives Of Miami star and new mom shared photos and videos to reveal the massive home construction, which includes a “selfie station” in the master bath!

Check out progress on Lisa and Lenny’s new home below. 

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