I hate to be a hater, but it’s usually pretty tough for me to take any Real Housewives side projects seriously. As much as I love the housewives (which is a lot), it’s difficult for me to think them as actresses, lifestyle experts, entrepreneurs, or whatever else they claim to be. With that said, six current and former Housewives are set to star in a sitcom together.
Yes, you read that right- not a reality show, but a sitcom. Still, the show is a reality TV satire, so they aren’t straying too far from the norm.
If you’ll recall, Alexia Echevarria’s estranged husband Herman Echevarria was found dead in a Miami hotel room in September 2016. His cause of death was unclear with some people speculating that he might have had a heart attack. Not only has the former Real Housewives of Miami star been coping with this loss, but now she is at odds with Herman’s two sons.
Alexia is filing an injunction against Herman’s sons, Nelson and Herman, because they are attempting to seize her mansion and her Maserati. To make matters even more complicated, Alexia and Herman were separated, but still technically married and working together professionally until the day he died. To describe the situation as “complicated” would be a major understatement.
Words cannot convey how done I am with this Joanna Krupa vs. Brandi Glanville lawsuit. I. Do. Not Care. Well it’s either that “smelly” vagina lawsuit or people being surprised that a lingerie/swimwear model posts nude/nearly nude photos. I don’t get the fascination with either.
Don’t get me wrong, Joanna is hot, but it just isn’t “news” to me. She has always been hot and she always will be hot. I don’t see why it’s at all controversial that she’s posting photos that show off her body. It is what she does. We should all be used to it by now, but apparently that’s not the case and Joanna is adamantly defending herself.
Reality Tea is ranking of every, single Housewife from every, single season from almost every Real Housewives franchise. You can find Part 1 of our rankings here. Now we finally return with Part 2 (aka the big ole mush in the middle)!
In Part 1 we mostly covered most Housewives who were either too crazy to be legit, or didn’t make much of an impact, or were just so miscast and off it was painful. Some of them were too nice, or too timid, or not rich enough, or too desperate. If she’s only a Housewife for a season, there’s usually a reason!
I cannot believe that this legal battle between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa is still a hot news topic. This whole thing has been dragging on for too long. During a 2013 Watch What Happens Live episode, Brandi said that Joanna had an affair with Yolanda Foster’s ex husband Mohamed Hadid and that he said Joanna’s vagina smelled in a conversation that Lisa Vanderpumpwas allegedly present for. Obviously that comment didn’t sit well with Joanna and she filed suit against Glanville and it’s been crazy drama ever since.
Now, Joanna has been court ordered to hand over her gynecological records, financial records, and there are a plethora of Bravolebrities continuing to be pulled into the case as witnesses.
Reality Tea is ranking ALL the Housewives from every season and every city! Our list is broken down into three parts with Housewives ranked from worst to ‘best’ (or best of the worst, if you will). Below is Part 1.
What makes a superior species of Housewives? Is it class? Money? Fabulous plastic surgery and good shoes? Beautiful home? A revolving door of crazy that keeps us on our cheaply-clad toes? Is it a supportive husband? An in-home zoo of fabulous miniature fluff balls clad in their own designer wardrobe? Is it a witty zinger or indispensable advice? Is it their ability to rewrite history without irony? To crack open the egg of their emotional travails in front of cameras? Or is it their ability to deftly control the scenery while cracking a Chanel whip?
And now Lea Black decided to diss both Joanna and Brandi in a tweet in an obvious bid to get some attention. The ironic part about this whole thing is that Joanna made this way more dramatic and public than it ever was by dragging it out with this slander lawsuit. Because now, even more people are talking about the alleged scent of her vaginal area.