Last week’s episode of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons was such a doozy and now Scott Disickhas to man-up and get his act together. While Kourtney Kardashian is still in LA, he realizes he shouldn’t be alone at the beach house and heads into the city to be with his friend, Chris. At Chris’ house, he has a heart-to-heart with him about how he needs rehab and Chris could not agree more.
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick open this episode of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons as they are house hunting in the Hamptons. Apparently, Kourtney is super keen on having a house in NY now to maintain the memories and ties Scott has there since his parents have passed. Kourtney would like to deal with his parents estate first, but Scott is just not ready to unload the home and go through it.
Upon returning home, Khloe cannot believe that they are thinking of buying a home since 24 hours prior – they were at each other’s throats (she is such a great voice of reason, that Khloe!). Kourtney acknowledges that it’s pretty messed up that they haven’t resolved their issues but they’re going to have their third kid soon and it’s not like they don’t love each other. Um, what??? People have kids and get divorced/break-up all the time. Khloe gets on the horn with Kim and the most intelligent notion to come out of their mouths is that they both agree Scott and Kourt need therapy ASAP. Read my mind!
I’m going to summarize the past two episodes of Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons because they share the same storylines: Khloe Kardashian is trying to juggle recent guy issues, Kourtney Kardashian’sbitching about Scott Disick’s partying ways and Scott wants Kourt to stop bitching at him. There. I could really stop typing now. However, I’m willing to dig a bit deeper into the Kardashian psyche and all the drama they have to offer. Bear with me people, it’s about to get real (not really).
We begin with Khloe, Kourtney, Scott and the kids pulling up to their gorgeous Hamptons summer house. They’re racing to get into the front door and bam – they are denied by a house lock and no one knowing the code. Can someone say foreshadowing?? They should probs pack up and head back to LA. This is a bad omen. Alas, Scott crawls through an open window to gain entrance.
Despite their relationship upheaval, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are pregnant and forging on – and according to sources the couple is excited to be welcoming another girl!
Kourtney is about six months pregnant with her third child. “Kourtney is so thrilled; she had wanted a girl from the very start,” a friend revealed. I wonder if Kourtney, who just wrapped filming Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons, will reveal the news on their show.
The finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is FINALLY here! Which means the over the top thoroughly orchestrated storylines and extremely D-list acting is finally coming to an end. We can all exhale and relax. Or at least until E! starts shoving Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons down our throats.
The episode begins with a disclaimer that we are able to witness an episode shot almost entirely by Kim Kardashian’s family and friends. Basically this means that both the acting and the cinematography suck tonight. Strap in for one last wild ride folks.
Things begin with a gleeful Kris Jennerscreeching she is in Paris whilst pointing out obvious landmarks like the Eiffel Tower. I feel like issuing a quick apology disclaimer to both France and Italy for having such a nutso family invade their respective countries. Kris is on cloud nine prancing around during her dress fitting. Kanye West and Kris decide she should be showing more cleavage. #NoBoundaries Why does Kanye even want to see old lady cleavage? Kim comes to the rescue and demands Kris keep her boobs in her bra. #ProblemSolved The Jenner-bots look Ah-mah-zing in their bridesmaid dresses, but Kourtney and Khloe are not sold on the look.
Things kick off with Kimmie Kakes and Bruce Jennerenjoying a father daughter lunch. Kim is on a mission to drop the post pregnancy pounds so she can squeeze into a skin tight wedding gown. Kim decides to talk Bruce through the logistics of giving her away. Apparently Kim wants a solo walk for the first leg of her aisle walk and for Bruce to collect her after she passes the first fountain. Bruce likens the whole thing to a relay race. I think he was looking for the word circus. Tom-ay-to, Tom-ah-to. Changing gears, Bruce feels like all the embellishments on Kim’s crazy shoes looks similar to his a$$ when his hemorrhoids are acting up… yep when it comes to this family nothing is off limits. I think ‘dangleberries’ may have been used in this sentence but I was too busy vomiting to be entirely sure.
Kourtney and her partner, Scott Disick, just bought the house a few months ago, so needless to say they are none too pleased. And the are going after the former owner, claiming he knew about the mold and tried to cover it up.
Things begin with Kim and Kourtney Kardashian discussing Khloe’s new love interest – French Montana. Kourtney is perplexed at who he is and also who Khloe’s new posse is that she is being photographed out and about with. Apparently Khloe has a posse now? I guess that’s one of the perks that comes with dating French Montana? #RapperLife I think Kim’s a little jelly of all the attention Khloe is receiving. Kourtney finds it strange nobody has met him. Kim finds it strange that Khloe would ever date a guy who isn’t black. Kourtney compares Khloe’s secretive behavior to her previous relationship with Lamar. I guess Khloe tries to not scare off her romantic choices by introducing them to her family too soon. Instead she likes everyone to meet at her weddings instead. #NoTurningBackAtTheAltar The girls come to conclusion that Khloe is just a shady lady.