Pick your chin up off the floor, y’all–Real Housewives of Beverly HillsBrandi Glanville is workin’ a pole!  Don’t look too shocked…she’s not getting naked or anything.  The cast apparently just went on a mini-vacay to Vegas, cameras in tow, of course, to scope out a potential new gig for Ms. Glanville.  She’s going to be hosting bachelorette parties in Sin City!  Pole dancing all around!

A source tells that Brandi is natural, saying, “Eddie [Cibrian] bought Brandi a pole before they split up and she absolutely loves it!  She’s amazing on it and has quite a skill set! She’s really excited about the new gig and it’s going to be a lot of fun!”  Wow!  That source is very animated!  Wouldn’t you say?!?!


“All the Housewives had a turn at pole dancing when they were in Vegas and they had a blast. Brandi won’t be stripping naked or doing anything too outrageous for the shows, just hosting in some sexy outfits and having fun, and Bravo will document it all on camera,” explains the insider.

The source continues, revealing that Brandi’s main gig will be to host the parties, not to shimmy around the pole all night.  According to said source, “Brandi won’t be pole dancing on stage, just hosting, but she may take a swing once or twice to get the crowd going — and she’s REALLY good at it!”  You don’t say!

“Brandi wanted the ladies to come with her because she thought it would be a fun way for them to bond and try something new,” claims yet another insider.  “Kyle Richards, Lisa VanderpumpYolanda Hadid and Camille Grammer all went with Brandi and took the pole dancing class. Of course, the cameras were rolling and viewers are going to be absolutely shocked at what they see!”

Brandi is much more humble, of course.  She tweeted the following after the story broke:

All jokes aside, I think this is the perfect for fit for the raunchy, loud, and often hilarious Brandi.  And honestly, we all know that when this episode airs, Kyle is going to be trying to one-up everyone with her ridiculous splits.  Who doesn’t love how pathetic that is?