In fact, the season opens with Kyle Richards getting thrown out of LVP’s house and Ken Todd telling her that she is NOT a good friend. Fast forward to two months earlier, we check in with all the ladies.
Unsurprisingly, Erika Girardi wakes up alone. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, meanwhile, wakes up in an enormous new house they purchased for the canyon views. Teddi is now running an accountability empire and trying to hold herself accountable to the motherhood/work balance. Things get so confusing her five-year-old winds up wearing one of Teddi’s crop tops as a t-shirt. #DontGiveBethennyAnyIdeas
After seasons and seasons of LymeLies, and Munchensnoozin, and dishwares dramas, and panty-PeeKers, and Brokendown Brandi-gates, it’s impossible to recall that this show was once as exciting, raw, and authentically crazy asReal Housewives Of New York! I mean this recap of Kyle Richards‘ most memorable moments stands as a testament to the great letdown of my reality TV obsessed life.
Over the years, we have come to know the Real Housewives for many things. Living in big houses. Designer clothing. Handbags that cost more than your car. Businesses that seem to appear and disappear overnight. And the occasional arrest.
The one thing that the Real Housewives might be best known for, however, is their love of a good feud. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’Kyle Richardsand Lisa Vanderpump have had their skirmishes throughout the years. But they have never had an epic Housewives fight. And certainly, have never stopped speaking. Until now.
Lisa and Kyle have been friends for many years, but are no strangers to feuding on the show. Over the years, the two have had multiple rifts followed by subsequent makeups. Ever since Lisa declined to participate in the cast photoshoot without the ladies, we knew something was up. It’s Season 4 all over again! Lisa is once again a lone wolf against the pack.
This week we celebrate Kyle Richards‘ birthday, a momentous Bravo occasion if ever there was one, because it is Kyle who brought us kaftans. I cried tears of warm rosé to learn that Kaftans By KyleKantoo closed last year, because how else am I going to satisfy my dream of being shrouded in polyester satin leopard print, weighed down by giant rhinestones and chopped off at the mid-thigh? I guess I’ll have to travel all the way to Beverly Hills to raid Kyle’s closet!
Most of Kyle’s notable moments are connected to Kim Richards. The Twisted Sisters Richards have formed the cornerstone of this show’s consistent focus of very real family dysfunction from practically the very first episode.