Tonight is an all new episode of Real Housewives of Miami and since the ladies act like high school students on the regular I thought it'd be fun to compile a collection of Yearbook Superlatives. Remember those? Most Likely To Succeed, Cutest Couple, Biggest Flirt, etc.
Tonight's episode features the infamous slap and it also features the ever-classy Joe Francis who happens to be a friend and client of Lea Black's. Joe, of Girls Gone Trashy fame, claims he has slept with both Joanna Krupa and her sister Marta. A claim Joanna denies. Joe has been tweeting up his insistence that it is true and accusing Joanna of bullying him in the press.
Shouldn't Joe be focusing on his massive legal woes and financial issues instead of you know desperately trying to make himself relative through a reality show. Oh what am I saying?!
Anyway, tonight Adriana de Moura slaps Joanna in the face and we all get to watch! Reality Tea will be live-tweeting all the drama and we won't be tearing our drama-starved eyes away from the screen for a moment. So make sure to join us tonight!
Real Housewives of Miami airs tonight on Bravo at 9/10c.
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Real Housewives of Miami Superlatives
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Adriana De Moura Full
Biggest Trouble Maker! Did somebody say expulsion?! -
Alexia Echevarria Full
Biggest Gossip! -
Ana Quincoces Full
Most LIkely To Succeed - Professionally That Is! -
Joanna Krupa Full
Hottest! AKA, Most Likely To Make Out With The Football Team - And Then Deny It! -
Karent Sierra Full
Biggest Flirt aka Most LIkely To Sleep With Someone Else's Boyfriend! -
Lea Black Full
Most Talkative, AKA Most Likely To Offend Someone And End Up In Detention! -
Lisa Hochstein Full
Funniest! And Most Likely To Get A Boob Job! -
Marysol Elsa Patton
Mama Elsa: Most Likely To Do A Keg Stand -
Marysol Patton Full
Biggest Partier! No Surprise She Turned It Into A Career!
