Brandi Glanville Says Taylor Armstrong Was “Seemingly Drunk” At Portia’s Birthday Party! Lisa Vanderpump Talks Kyle Richards And Adrienne Maloof!

We can always count on Brandi Glanville to say what we're all thinking. That's why we love her, right?! In this case the outspoken Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls star is commenting on Taylor Armstrong's behavior at Portia's fourth birthday party in last week's episode. 

If you recall, shortly after Brandi high-tailed it out of there fearing the crazy would be unleashed, Taylor started loose-lipping salacious gossip about Brandi to anyone that would listen. Taking to her Bravo blog, Brandi says she's pretty sure Taylor's behavior was spurned by drunkeness – and she was prepared!

"When Taylor arrived seemingly drunk to a four years birthday party I had a good idea that s— was gonna go down. So after hearing some of the things she was starting to talk about and also seeing her passive aggressively ignore me as she spoke to both of people sitting on either side of me, I decided to get gone," Brandi recalls


"Don’t get me wrong because I can handle Taylor and drama any day of the week but never ever like ever (Thank you Taylor Swift) in front of children," Brandi adds. "When kids are involved us grown up that sometimes act like children need to stick to acting grown up. So I skidaddled as quickly and quietly as possible." Well at least one person at Portia's party kinda behaved like a grown-up. I said kinda!


Moving on Lisa Vanderpump is a bit tired of Adrienne Maloof using her for camera time – and she's even more upset that Splits Richards seems to be on her side, but never to Adrienne's face!

Speaking out in her own Bravo blog, Lisa laments over Kyle's inability to speak her mind – for once! 

"I found it a little difficult to understand Kyle's position. We commence the episode with Adrienne and her shopping. In her interview she said, 'Lisa doesn't owe Adrienne an apology,' but to her face she told Adrienne not to hold her breath. Confusing to say the least." 

Lisa continues, "I don't need anybody to fight my battles for me, but I have come to the conclusion that life is so much simpler if you have the courage of your convictions and play it straight." 

As for her seemingly icy response to Adrienne's pleas for reconciliation, Lisa explains her perspective. "I knew that meeting Adrienne at Portia's party would not be wise.  I didn't know when she was arriving but my intent was to deliver the party dress for the little pumpkin and hightail it out of there."

"Kyle offers to set up a dinner with Adrienne and I to discuss things, when I recall the reunion and the tea party I am resolute in the fact that I need to deal with this on my own," Lisa concludes. "I had already sent a note thanking her for the trunk. . .I mean flowers. . .and was deciding on the next step." 

As for Splits she's also defending her position, and apparently she's between a Vanderpump and a tree trunk on this one! 

"The argument between Lisa and Adrienne had been dragging on for months! Every time it was brought up Adrienne would say that the phone works both ways," Kyle explains.

"If Adrienne was going to wait for an apology from Lisa, then there was never going to be an end to this argument." 

"I offered to arrange a meeting because I just didn't see anything indicating them moving forward. These arguments really do affect our entire group. If you choose a side, you can basically say goodbye to the friend you didn't side with. If you try to stay neutral, you can lose both because you DIDN'T choose a side. Damned if you do, damned if you don't." 

Well tonight we're all damned if we do, damned if we don't! Tonight is an new episode of RHOBH where Taylor continues her drunken crusade against reason at Yolanda Foster's house. A clearly three sheets to the chiffon bedsheeted wind, Taylor is rude and passive aggressive throughout the intimate dinner party until David, Yolanda's husband, is forced to silence her.

If this goes anything like I think it will, I think we've found a new candidate to host the reunions! I guess winning 63 Grammy awards will put balls on a man. 

Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls airs tonight on Bravo at 9/10c. Reality Tea will be live-tweeting all the drama, and we really don't care whose feelings we hurt. We're callous like that – especially after a couple glasses of the vino. 

Come to think of it, maybe we should host the reunions. Andy, call us. I think you need a vaycay. I promise to rock a side-pony. 

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