Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham Lashes Back At Charlie Sheen…Claims He Has “Mental Issues” And Is Jealous Of Her “Epitome Of Perfection”


Oh no.  Make it stop.  Make her go away.  If only her stupidity, condescending nature and self-absorption wasn't so gosh darn entertaining.  When she's not waxing her toddler's eyebrows, bragging about her bedroom skills, starring in porn, or upping her boob size, Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham is sparring with Charlie Sheen.

Sadly, she isn't smart enough to know better.  Someone forgot to drink their Tiger Blood!  Luckily, Farrah has been learning from Charlie (#almostwinning?), and now she is firing back at his hate filled response to her releasing text messages between the two.  Of course, what better way for Farrah to insult Charlie than the classiest of media outlets?  Seriously, who is watching Sophia?


Farrah has gifted the public with her comeback via Radar Online.  It's like Christmas has come early!  In a brilliant and well thought statement that clearly takes the high road (sorry, I couldn't even type that with a straight face), Farrah shares, “That’s right Charlie you never did tell me I could share my own texts with anyone – it looks like you have control issues because I can do whatever I want and I have nothing to hide maybe you do.  I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense."

The reality star turned backdoor sensation continues, “You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection."  I love how her body comes first, right?

As if that isn't enough, Farrah rants, “So for a old train wreck like yourself you sit in your own pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life, enjoy your dwindle and I wish you all the best at being a good male figure for your children who really need a good male role model in their lives.  As well I hope those call girls, porn stars, and goddesses you have around and pay are worthy because its sad you can not have a stable relationship to show your children a good example."

She tells the site, “I was only being friendly with Charlie because Anger Management contacted my rep and so I thought it would be good to reach out and spend some civil quality time apparently that’s not possible and I will be strictly professional and not speak to other talent in the future because I do not need to be bothered by their crazy personal lives and horrible personalities. I have a bright future ahead of myself I do not have time for this nonsense of drama.”  That's some healthy self-esteem!

Um, here's a tip.  If you don't have time for the drama, stop creating it at every flipping turn!


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