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Eden Sassoon

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newcomer Eden Sassoon is the latest cast member to claim that her co-stars just don’t get her particular brand of humor. In her new blog, Eden explains her funny side that we aren’t getting and talks about that online hookup and the boat ride to Hong Kong Hell.

Eden doesn’t care about the words of warning regarding her online dating life. She’s just out for a good time. “Our first dinner already starts off with a bang. And guess who is back?! LONDON! I know I said this before, but I am just having fun! Why should there be rules just for women? If I feel like treating a man to a trip, I’m going to treat a man to a trip. I get where the ladies are coming from telling me it’s dangerous to stay in the same room with him when I haven’t met him, but I have plenty of friends in NYC that could come to help me if I needed it! Guys, they don’t understand my humor yet! Like #MyRules, that was a joke!”

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She continues, “Like I said, I could be strangled dead, but I could kill him too!” Adding, “Erika laughed a bit. I think she started to realize I was making light of a situation they were taking very seriously. And no, Vanderpump, I have not made my way through all of the men in America, but I’m working on it! #Persistent”

Eden calls the lunch with Rinna “surprising” and wasn’t expecting to hear what Lisa shared. “I definitely didn’t expect to hear that Rinna felt like people thought she had a drug problem, because I hadn’t heard these feelings before. But, when she told me it was Dorit saying these things, it jogged my memory about a conversation I had with her at her house.”

Eden defends smoothie night, “Because guys, the night we made smoothies at my house, it was very fun! The whole ‘bag of pills’ thing was definitely a joke, and all three of us (Dorit, Rinna, and me) were crying laughing about it. With that said, I did mention before in my blog that I thought it was weird that Dorit would, out of the blue, ask me if Rinna’s personality was induced by something. I wondered in that moment what she was trying to accomplish by saying that.”

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On why she was compelled to tell Lisa Rinna what Dorit had said to her, “I felt in that moment, because Rinna had asked me, I needed to tell her Dorit had said something to me. For me, anything that comes out of my mouth, I’m going to own, so I expect the same from the other women. If you said it, it shouldn’t be a secret—it’s how you feel. #Truth”

Eden says the wig was all about having fun, which was made nearly impossible once they got on the boat. “I love playing with hair. It’s in my blood… I felt like it was time to play with a wig in Hong Kong! Seriously, this whole experience was about having fun! And boy was I glad I made my own fun, because the junk boat was a sh– show! Just wait for the whole #Blowout next week.”

She ends with, “Note To Self: Well this is actually a note to everyone else! Vanderpump WANTED an #EdenHug from Eileen! It’s catching on! I told you they were amazing.”

TELL US – ARE YOU TIRED OF THE REHASHING OF CONVERSATIONS ON RHOBH LATELY? DOES EVERYONE NEED A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOR? OR TO STOP CALLING IT HUMOR WHEN IT’S ACTUALLY NOT?

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