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Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Says Dorit Kemsley “Lives In An Alternate Universe” & “Would Plug Anything To Prove She’s A Good Friend”

Thankfully Season 8 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is almost over. It is beyond me how they managed to drag out the discussion of this painfully boring season into a three-part reunion, yet here we are: one episode away from putting this god awful season behind us.

This season has been downright dreadful. Essentially nothing has happened, yet the loyal fans are still here finishing it up watching the reunion episodes. Now Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is commenting on her tension with Dorit Kemsley– over glassware and tardiness.

Before discussing Dorit, Teddi clarified some comments she made in a Bravo blog post: “Now that you all know the specific size of my breast implants, is there anything else left to share?? I knew the aesthetics question was coming, and I want to reiterate: I misspoke in what I wanted to convey. Obviously, I care about how I look and whatnot, but I’m not one to talk about material things or throw outlandish parties. That’s what I meant.”

Then Teddi admitted, “Yes, I wind Dorit up. That’s the job God that bestowed upon me when he granted me my ‘holier than thou’ position.” Dorit doesn’t need anyone to wind her up. She is ready to stir the pot all on her own.

Teddi recalled, “Yet you can still see that during my lunch with Kyle [Richards], I continue to try and find the positives in Dorit. Like last week, when I got many comments about her offering the advice about adopting a dog from Vanderpump Dogs while I was talking about my IVF struggles, I laughed it off because part of me feels like she just doesn’t think about what she’s saying (and will do anything to plug something to prove she’s a great friend). But, again, I’m starting to learn my lesson watching back.” Dorit is doing what she can to secure her role as Lisa Vanderpump’s sidekick next season after Teddi gave her a run for her money this year.

Teddi continued, “Thing is, even seeing clips and knowing what has happened is documented, Dorit still lives in an alternate universe. They literally show the clip of her complaining about the glass (again) to [Lisa] Rinna, but two minutes later when we’re discussing it, she says all she did was mention it to the bartender when she wanted a refill (which is also wrong, because she passive-aggressively made the original comment when her first drink was filled when I had her come over, ugh, can you believe it— early *eyerolleyerolleyeroll*). ”

Even so, Teddi admitted, “But I really do appreciate Dorit finally apologizing for making me feel uncomfortable in my own home. Like she says, I think if we really work on our ability to communicate, we can be good again.”

Teddi concluded, “Until next week when we finally find out the most pressing matter: Do I raise up or do I get the f— out?!”

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Thinks Dorit Kemsley “Can Masterfully Spin Any Situation”

TELL US – WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON: TEDDI’S OR DORIT’S? DO YOU WANT TEDDI TO RETURN FOR A SECOND SEASON OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS? WHO DOES LISA VANDERPUMP PREFER: DORIT OR TEDDI?

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