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Camille Grammer - Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1

I’m just gonna be honest: I was bored watching the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion. Maybe it’s because this season has been so overblown. All the revelations about Lisa Vanderpump not showing were already out and it was just a big old meh. It was big old gushy fake love fest about how Kyle Richards is queen… And Erika Jayne needs one of Dorit Kemsley‘s CLIPs to be put over her mouth.

Speaking of clips, the ones in Dorit’s hair should have read, “Fake” “Broke” “Grifter” “Dog Dumper” “Liar” “Bad Designer” And worst of all, “PK’s Wife.” The rest of Dorit’s outfit looked like a disco ball blew up. Hey, they’re broke so reduce, reuse, recycle to make the most of life on limited means.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion Denise Richards

Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion we’ve all been waiting for begins! To be clear we’ve been waiting for this reunion because that means this ridiculous non-season is officially over!

All the ladies and Andy Cohen arrive on set expecting to finally get their long-awaited confrontation with Lisa Vanderpump to demand answers about PuppyGate, only to learn that Lisa isn’t showing up!

Of course this just means the women get to stick to their schtick of talking about Lisa instead of being real and honest about their own lives. That is until new scapegoat Camille Grammer shows up!

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Wonders Where The Footage Is Of Camille Grammer Defending Lisa Vanderpump

It was a rocky second season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave. First, she tried to get in on puppy-gate manufactured drama fans never want to hear about again. Then, she single-handedly made Lisa Vanderpump an outsider when she accused her of being the Bobby Fischer of the whole thing. After she accomplished that mission, Teddi spent the rest of the season kissing Kyle Richardsbehind and annoying the daylights out of Camille Grammer with her accountability scheming.

Camille’s annoyance with Teddi could not have been clearer in the finale last night. Early on, Teddi accurately labeled Camille as  “two-faced. Meanwhile, Camille accurately said Teddi is a “know-it-all-Teddi.” Camille also claimed Teddi was getting too big for her britches. Understatement of the day: these two women do not get along.

Lisa Rinna & Dorit Kemsley

Exactly what happened on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season, aside from Lisa Vanderpump quitting? Oh right, Dorit Kemsley turned out to be the world’s worst dog owner. We cannot forget the pity party she held for herself. It lasted about 13 episodes. What else? The multiple lawsuits against Mauricio Umansky, Tom Girardi, and Dorit’s husband, PK Kemsley. We didn’t get to see much of those issues. But never fear, Camille Grammer showed up, and her truth cannon was locked and loaded.

Through all of the turmoil, Dorit wore approximately 190 different wigs and revealed a love for mesh clothing. At one point 1986 called and begged Dorit to stop. As the end draws near, Dorit shares her thoughts on the ups and downs of RHOBH.

Camille Grammer on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Lisa Vanderpump spent the first half of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 at odds with her costars. Then, she stopped filming and quit the show.

Camille Grammer continued to film and she continued to call out her costars and talk smack to anyone who would listen. Some fans praised her for saying what was on their minds. Others felt like she talked out of both sides of her mouth. Ultimately, she made the season interesting, whether you love her or hate her. Now, she has some fighting words for her costars.

Camille Grammer Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

At long last this season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills has come to an end. After how stagnant the last few seasons have been change finally happened when Lisa Vanderpump left the show. Love LVP, or hate her, and she’s certainly manipulative, but are Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and Dorit Kemsley really victims? Big. Fat. Unaccountable. NO.

That was truly one of the most boring season finales I’ve ever witnessed, and I realized I don’t actually like any of these women. I also wonder what they’re going to do next season when scapegoats LVP and Camille Grammer don’t come back. We all know the producers are going to demand and insist that the women turn on one of their bosom buddies. Good thing all their bosoms are fake!

My theory is that Denise Richards will elevate herself into the New Brandi Glanville. Nu-Ville? Like Nu Villean. And we all know Kyle Richards is going to be upping her anxiety meds due to panic attacks that Lisa Rinna will try to wrench the crown off her helicopter hair whip in a coup to be the queen bee of RHOBH. Kyle is allergic to bees, you guys!

Lisa Vanderpump Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

So, the season finale of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills centers around Lisa Vanderpump, a woman who’s been absent for more than half of the season and isn’t presently speaking to most of the cast and Camille Grammer, a woman who isn’t even technically a cast member!

In what was clearly a pact orchestrated to avoid their own legal issues coming to light, the other Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills have focused all of season 11 around phony outrage directed at LVP, who left midway through the season because she couldn’t deal with constantly defending herself to her so-called friends while also grieving for her brother.

Erika & Dorit Gambling

Everyone was wondering who the hyenas ladies were going to turn on during the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast trip to Provence. After all, they couldn’t just vacation at a stunning chateau and behave themselves! So, without Lisa Vanderpump or Camille Grammer, who would the willing victim be?

Denise Richards was unable to attend, and even if she did, all the ladies like “season one” Denise, so she would be safe. Lisa Rinna would break a glass on a bitch. Dorit Kemsley oddly is getting along with everyone. Kyle Richards is pretend best friends with the ladies. That leaves Erika Jayne and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave as potential targets.