Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion Trailer: Vicki Accuses Kelly Of Doing Coke

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion looks a lot better than every episode this season. Combined. Sure, they’ve only released a trailer. We don’t know how the actual episodes will be, but the trailer looks so intense.

They are ALL screaming at each other. I’m here for it. This is the drama I craved all season.  Let’s hope the ladies deliver.

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer has it all: humor, drama, glam. Kelly Dodd described Vicki Gunvalson by saying, “She’s like a fart. She’s silent, but deadly.”

Emily Simpson bragged, “This is what I do.” Then the camera flashed to a binder full of notes and photos. She. Is. Prepared. Emily told Gina Kirschenheiter, “My goal is to not threaten to kill anyone.” That’s always a good thing. Death threats are not something to strive for.

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Backstage, Andy Cohen remarked to Tamra Judge, ” I never know what to expect from you at reunions.” Tamra did not know how to interpret that. She asked, “Like I go and punch them where it hurts?” Without hesitation, And told her, “Yes.”

Tamra yelled, “Me, me, I, I,” presumably at Shannon Beador. She even said, “Sometimes it gets wearing on me.” And the viewers.

In a hilarious sidebar, Vicki’s daughter Briana Culberson called her on FaceTime. She asked, “Who are you fighting with today?” Vicki told her, “Hopefully nobody.” Right. This is Real Housewives of Orange County. Has Vicki ever had a fight-free reunion? No. That’s why she’s the OG of the OC.

Ironically enough, Vicki really came out swinging. She told Kelly, “I don’t do cocaine, sorry.” Wow. These two went from frienemies to full-on enemies.

Gina proudly proclaimed, “They’ve never really seen New York Gina.” Haven’t we though? We’ve at least heard her. Gina yelled at Shannon, “You are an open book of bull shit.” Did that line earn her orange for next season?

At one point, Kelly declared, “Get your bitch under control.” There wasn’t a ton of context, but considering how offended Emily looked, it had to be about her husband Shane Simpson. Kelly infamously called Shane “a little bitch” and a “dork.” It was one of the very few highlights of the season.

Shannon faces questions about her behavior and proclaimed, “I’m not selfish, I’m not crazy, I’m not an alcoholic.”

This trailer alone was so much better than the rest of Season 13. Let’s just hope these episodes are good.


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