90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days

90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got A Secret

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days did not disappoint! It was filled with all types of juicy drama.  I could barely keep up with all the tea that was spilled last night. I am sure this episode was extremely embarrassing for several of the cast. It was quite satisfying for the viewers, who love every moment of this train wreck. 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days is the gift that just keeps on giving.

Rebecca struggles to impress Zied’s parents. Jeniffer learns the secret Timothy has been teasing us with for weeks.  Desperate Darcey Silva meets one of Tom Brooks exes. And those are just a few snippets of drama to come from the latest 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode. Grab ahold of your seat and let’s break down the crazy!

DARCEY, 44 (CONNECTICUT) AND TOM, 39 (UNITED KINGDOM)

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

Darcey and Tom finally do the wild thing!  And, yes, I do mean “wild.” He wakes up with a swollen ankle the morning after. What hell were they doing? They both appear to be in post-coital bliss. Darcey feels she is one step closer to “sealing the deal.” While window shopping, her desperation rears its ugly head, once again. She goes on and on about what type of engagement ring she wants. Chile, please! Tom isn’t going to marry you!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

Darcey and Tom are hitting the club to meet his “friends,” one of which he has dated. Something tells me this isn’t going to end well. Let me just say both of these women look very odd, to say the least. Obviously, Tom has a thing for the plastic blow-up doll look. His ex sees through Tom’s facade. She doesn’t see him and Darcey lasting long term.

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She thinks Tom has commitment issues and isn’t ready for a real relationship. Oh, Darcey, marriage doesn’t seem like it’s in your near future.  I am just waiting for Darcey to go insane when she realizes it.

ANGELA, 53 (HAZLEHURST, GA) AND MICHAEL, 29 (NIGERIA)

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

When last week’s 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days episode ended, Michael Ilesanmi seemed to have gotten into a verbal altercation with some men. Ride or die chick Angela Deem got out of the car ready to brawl. Apparently, tow truck drivers attempted to tow Michael’s car by putting iron spikes in front of his tires. Airport security had to break up the fight when things got physical. Unlucky for Michael, Angela didn’t end up in a Nigerian prison.

She was turned on to see her man defend his property so forcefully. Upon arriving at the hotel, Angela breaks out all of her torture devices. She reveals handcuffs, body paint, and Trump underwear to torment Michael.  I really hope that green card is worth all of this cruel and unusual punishment. Ewwww!

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Angela begins the day berating Michael about daring to celebrate his birthday. On the way to beach, she continued a verbal assault. Although she asked him NOT to work, she is incensed that he used her money to have fun without her. When they arrived at the dock, she asked Michael if he has ever been on a boat. He claims he hasn’t been on one since he was a child. But Angela has seen contradictory evidence on his social media. Angela screams and yells that she is done with Michael because he is a liar and storms off. I need a drink. This woman is a pill. Who gets mad that someone didn’t wait months to celebrate their birthday?

Clearly, he lied about the boat, but was it really that big of a deal? If you don’t trust him, Angela, why are with him? She wants to control this man’s entire life, just because you are helping him come to America. Run, Michael….  Things will only get worse when you move into her house. I don’t even want to know all the 50 shades of cray, she has planned for him.

REBECCA, 47 (GEORGIA) AND ZIED, 26 (TUNISIA)

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

Rebecca is on her way to finally meet Zied’s conservative parents. She is so nervous that she is on the verge of throwing up. Things go downhill fast when Rebecca immediately breaks a vase and accidentally refers to her ex-husband. Her tattoos are also revealed, as she reaches for a drink. Zied’s parents are not happy. Zied’s father warns his son that Rebecca will need to remove her tattoos to be accepted. Zied is upset that he may eventually have to choose between his girlfriend and his parents. I guess it will depend on how badly he wants to move to America with his sugar mama.

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

Rebecca stayed the night at Zied’s parent’s house, in his room alone. She takes that opportunity to snoop through his things. She doesn’t find anything except a plastic bag full of her catfish pictures, which seems to make her happy.

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Meanwhile, Zied reveals to his mother that he wants to propose to Rebecca. He wants to wait to see how the rest of the trip goes before making his final decision. His mother doesn’t seem elated, but she is hopeful his son will make the right decision.

TIMOTHY, 38 (NORTH CAROLINA) AND JENIFFER, 25 (COLOMBIA)

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

Jeniffer wakes up next to little Timothy after a full night of sleep. Whew, this man is even more unattractive in the morning. SMH… Although Jeniffer appreciates that he respected her, she finds it odd he didn’t even attempt to kiss her. She scolds Timothy when he explained that he wants to progress with her sexually. In her mind, it should happen naturally and not be discussed in advance. This guy is clearly just a complete wimp in her eyes.

Jeniffer takes Timothy to meet her overprotective grandparents. They immediately ask him questions to make sure that they are a good match. Jeniffer is very close to her family and they worry about her. When asked if Timothy has ever visited Columbia, Jeniffer is shocked to hear that he has five times. Its obvious Timothy is hiding that he has been with other Colombian women.

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Well, I guess we finally know the secret. Timothy had a Colombian girlfriend that he failed to mention to Jeniffer. On this trip, he was contacted by his ex out of the blue. He knows he has to tell Jeniffer the truth.

At dinner, Timothy is nervous about his secret.  Jeniffer is furious when she hears the news. She fears he is trying to replace his ex with her. Apparently, he lived with his ex for 2 years. Jeniffer demands to see the text from his ex and then throws a drink in his face. Either Timothy is extremely stupid or he likes to provoke jealousy in women. Something is very weird about this dude. You are now on my radar, Timothy!

CAESAR, 46 (NORTH CAROLINA) AND MARIA, 28 (UKRAINE)

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

Caesar is still pretending he is actually going to meet Maria in Mexico. After several attempts to contact her in the last four days, he has yet to receive confirmation of her arrival. He calls his friend, Jeremy, who makes it obvious he doesn’t believe Maria will show up. Nonetheless, he still plans to arrive with flowers and a suit for his fantasy meeting.  After preparing the room, he receives a message from Maria saying the flight was canceled. He just about loses it realizing his dream girl may actually be a nightmare.

First off, Maria canceled that flight and pocketed his money. If it was canceled by the airline, why would she wait until the day she was supposed to arrive to tell him? I will tell you why: she never intended on ever meeting him. Maybe he warned her of his plans for his suitcase full of chocolate panties.

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Caesar investigates the cancellation of Maria’s airline ticket.  Apparently, the purchase was canceled due to insufficient funds. Ummm… WTF! Now I am convinced this storyline is completely fake. How the heck does Maria get a message her flight was canceled, if it was never actually paid for? You don’t get a reservation confirmation if your card is declined.  90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days producers, do you take us for complete fools!?!?!?!?! Just admit that you didn’t have enough footage, so you are dragging out this storyline.

BENJAMIN, 33 (PHOENIX, AZ) and AKINYI, 25 (KENYA)

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

For some reason, we are tortured by the sight of Benjamin in the shower. Ugh… Does TLC do this to us on purpose? Akinyi takes Benjamin on a tour of her neighborhood and everyone just stares at them. She suggests they only go out at night because he is so white. Akinyi preps Benjamin on meeting her parents and their customs. If her brother and dad don’t bless a union, Benjamin will have to return to the US a single man.

Akinyi takes Benjamin to her parents’ home to meet them. He walks in the door and forgets to introduce himself to everyone much to Akinyi’s dismay. Akinyi’s father is not home and this could mean he didn’t want to meet Benjamin.

Things become extremely awkward when it becomes apparent that her father has no intention of showing up. Akinyi is very upset about the dinner and flees outside. Benjamin attempts to figure out why she is so upset, but she only wants to be alone. Benjamin is completely confused about what went wrong.

Avery, 19 (Ohio) and Omar, 24 (Syria)

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

Avery’s mom, Teri, and Omar go out for dinner to discuss her dowry payment. Teri wants to make sure she isn’t selling her daughter. She has no understanding of a dowry or what she should value her daughter’s hand in marriage. Omar is shocked when Teri asks for $10,000. They eventually settle on $6,000, since that is what his sister received.

They discuss the options about where the couple will live once they are married. Omar reveals that it is a possibility Avery will have to live with him in Syria. It may take years for him to get a visa. Teri isn’t happy to hear that and vows she will do everything in her power to get Omar to the US.

Oh, Teri, you still don’t realize you have NO control over your daughter. If she couldn’t talk Avery out of marrying a man she barely knows, why the hell does she think she has a say in where she would live as a married woman?

TELL US- DO YOU ANGELA OVERREACTED ABOUT MICHAEL? DO YOU THINK ZIED WILL CHOOSE REBECCA OVER HIS FAMILY’S WISHES? DO YOU THINK TIMOTHY IS TRYING TO REPLACE HIS EX WITH JENIFFER? WHAT DID YOU THINK OF TOM’S FRIENDS? IS CAESAR’S STORYLINE FAKE? DID TERI CHOOSE THE RIGHT PRICE FOR AVERY’S DOWRY? DO YOU THINK  BENJAMIN FAILED TO IMPRESS AKINYI’S FAMILY?

[Photo Credit: TLC]

 

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