On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, we finally got to see the backlash from Relapse Ronnie’s bachelor party. I have to admit I was underwhelmed by Tiffany Franco’s reaction to Ronald Smith’s confession. Corey takes several losses not only during this episode, but in his relationship in general. His first “L” is for leaving everything for a conniving EVIL woman. The second “L” is leaving his comfortable lifestyle for a life he may never adapt to in that small town. Lastly, and most important Evelin’s entire family knows Corey gave up everything for a woman who DOESN’T want to marry him. Whew, Chile the naivety of it all. SMH…
Despite Evelin being so evil, her grandmother is sweet as pie. She takes Corey to a chicken farm shack to pick out a fresh chicken for dinner. Corey freaks out when he sees the proprietor of the business decapitate and skin the chicken in front of him. Evelin is embarrassed that Corey was upset watching the chicken killed. Ugh… what did she want him to do, laugh? She knows where he is from he goes to the grocery store and doesn’t take part in the processing fresh meat.
The drama continues on tonight’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. Larissa Dos Santos Lima confesses her biggest secret. However, this isn’t really a secret at all since everything with Larissa and Colt Johnson becomes very public news. Larissa admits that she has kids back in her home country, Brazil. Ummm…
How did she not tell him that? When was this filmed? This was very public news a while ago. Does Colt not have internet access? Then again, he doesn’t even have a car with air conditioning.
On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, there was more whining, accusations, and people being forced to walk on eggshells to secure their future as green card recipients. I honestly, don’t know why these people sign up for this process. Do they think their relationship is any different from all of the others that failed miserably?
Apparently, Larissa Dos Santos Lima is deathly afraid that Debbie Johnson, the cats, and Colt Johnson will hear her true feelings about them. So, she has to take interviews in the car outside the home. She didn’t seem scared when she was at dinner going toe to toe with Debbie earlier. While she talks to producers, Debbie and her son are gossiping like school girls about how mean she is. His mother feels that Colt is always making excuses for his wife and she doesn’t deserve a new ring after flushing the original one down the toilet. Yet, when Larissa comes back inside the house they both hang their head and say “you’re right you deserve a new ring.” Are these two actually adults or is this a joke or something.
Remember when Danielle Mullins’ white binder of evihdunz was the most controversial thing happening on the 90 Day Fiance Tell All stage? Yeah, those days are gone. Because this year’s crew has pretty much topped out TLC’s hit show for deranged behavior, off-screen drama, and unhappily ever after endings. In real time, Colt Johnson has filed for divorce from Larissa Dos Santos Lima after her third (yes, THIRD) arrest for domestic battery. Jonathan Rivera and Fernanda Flores have split. And, it looks as if he fancies himself the next
D-list Bachelor. Poor Ashley Martson was admitted to the hospital this weekend after being found unresponsive in her apartment (sources report she’s doing better now) from complications of Lupus. We don’t know whether she and Jay Smith are even still together. Steven Frend and Olga Koshimbetova are officially “on” since her visa was approved in December. Eric Rosenbrook and Leida Margaretha continue to post troubling videos about Leida being “suicidal” on social media. Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa are having baby boy number two. And effing EVERYONE has a GoFundMe.
So…good times! But for our last installment of the season six Tell All, we’ll try to suspend disbelief and comment on the lunacy we saw last night. Because there was plenty to go around. Let’s link arms and stumble off the battlefield of this 90 Day Fiance season like the wounded soldiers we are. Viewers of 90 Day Fiance, I salute you! You deserve a medal.
Last night, Shaun Robinson attempted to tame the wild beasts of the Season 6 90 Day Fiance cast. Alas, only Asuelu Pulaa came out unscathed – although we can’t be totally sure about his boohole situation. As the entire motley crew sat down for their traditional Couples Tell All reunion special, one thing was apparent: Eric Rosenbrook and Leida Margaretha are still the absolute worst. No contest.
The reunion started off with intros all around, minus Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima, who decided to get there when they damn well felt like it! At least everyone else decided to show up for their ritual hazing, starting from left to right: Ashley Martson, Jay Smith, Kalani Faagata, Asuelu, Jonathan Rivera,Fernanda Flores, Eric, Leida, Steven Frend, and Olga Koshimbetova via Skype.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Okay – maybe it was just the worst. But it’s over! (Until the Tell All next week, that is.) Last night ended our journeys with the six couples of 90 Day Fiance, season six. And for one, couple, their marriage barely lasted a day before all hell broke loose.
So let’s start with them. Ashley Martson is still reeling from busting Jay Smith for trolling Tinder – with the account he created the VERY DAY they returned home from their wedding. What a prince. Jay tries to act apologetic, but is really just pissed that he got caught. He obviously never planned to change his ways, and Ashley seems to know this. But Jay still attempts to justify his despicable behavior with all of the usual excuses – “It meant nothing! I didn’t do anything in person! It was just online flirting!”
Is 90 Day Fiance trying to shock us? Because we have been dragged through such torture this season, we are now officially un-shockable! It truly feels like the behind the scenes antics, tantrum-like protestations, and spoiler revelations of cast members combined with a pretty dark season of terrible on-screen behavior have combined to create a general sense of angst among viewers.
Where are the Angelas and Michaels from 90 Day Fiance of yesteryear to talk about doing “the BJ for real?” We need them! Yo, TLC: BRING. BACK. THE. COMEDY. At least we got to see Leida Margaretha dragged by Eric Rosenbrook’s ex-wife, Tania, who’s finally had enough of Leida’s horrific behavior toward her daughters. Although Tania could have gone WAY harder on Leida, we’ll take what we can get. And this week also brought us a tiny little scooter used as a getaway vehicle after a verbal altercation, so there’s hope yet.
Soon, we’ll be getting a holiday break from the craziness of 90 Day Fiance. So tonight’s episode plans to pack in as much drama as humanly possible. And with this season’s cast, that’s an easy task! Get ready for two hours of our favorite trainwrecks flying their freak flags all over national TV. It is all followed by a 90 Day Live special on TLC hosted by Michelle Collins. Ahhh…it just puts you right in the holiday spirit, no?
As he threatened last week, Steven Frend attempts to take baby Richie to the U.S. with him, despite Olga Koshimbetova not being able to come along. Erm…methinks that’s called “baby snatching,” and it’s not cool, bro. Here’s hoping the legal system thwarts his efforts. Or that Olga has a very scary friend who can come stand in front of the plane.