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90-Day Fiance Recap

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Secret, Secret, I’ve Got a Secret

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days did not disappoint! It was filled with all types of juicy drama.  I could barely keep up with all the tea that was spilled last night. I am sure this episode was extremely embarrassing for several of the cast. It was quite satisfying for the viewers, who love every moment of this train wreck. 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days is the gift that just keeps on giving.

Rebecca struggles to impress Zied’s parents. Jeniffer learns the secret Timothy has been teasing us with for weeks.  Desperate Darcey Silva meets one of Tom Brooks exes. And those are just a few snippets of drama to come from the latest 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode. Grab ahold of your seat and let’s break down the crazy!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: The Rest is Still Unwritten

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days was more like a soap opera than anything else. There were reunions, drama, sex and everything in between. If you are anything like me, you have been waiting patiently to find out what could be Timothy’s secret. Did he transition into a male? Does he have several children he is hiding? Does he have a fetish for single mothers with children? I am not sure but whatever it is, I am ready to find out!

For some reason, I don’t think Timothy will disappoint with whatever he plans to reveal. But trust me; there are plenty of revelations that came out during the last 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode. Grab a snack and let’s discuss the hot mess that these people call their life!

90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way Recap: The Great Unknown

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, demonstrated why those who fail to plan actually just plan to fail. It’s even more interesting that some of these people actually “planned” the circus that has become their lives. Tiffany Franco and Ronald Smith have big news.

Deavan Clegg leaves for South Korea, despite her concerns that Jihoon Lee isn’t prepared for a family. Karine Staehle is trying to figure out a way to get rid of her husband. I can’t say I blame her, it is Paul Staehle! Let’s recap the shit show 90 Day Fiance The Other Way.

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Love is a Battlefield

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days was filled with equal parts desperation, arguments and emotional meltdowns.   This  90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode gave me just enough crazy to be able to make it through the week, thankful for small annoyances in comparison to these people’s (much larger) problems.

I spent half the 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode just shaking my head in pity for these crazy people. I don’t know what we did to deserve this show, but it is the gift that keeps on giving. I don’t even know where to start. There were so many cringe-worthy moments. Someone, anyone needs to save them from themselves. Grab your favorite snack and let’s get down to business.

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Little Lies

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days was filled with first impressions and scams galore. One of the most interesting parts of the episode was when we finally get to meet the last couple of the season. Let me just tell you, all signs point to disaster. Why does it seem like most of the people who sign up for the K1 visa process are broke?

Did they not read the details in fine print that say they are financially on the hook for the person for YEARS? This 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode is filled with all types of hypocrisy. Let’s get messy and break down this episode!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Pack Your Bags

On tonight’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, we catch up with bad decisions of the couple’s we met last week. But more importantly, Angela Deem IS Back in all her country bumpkin glory and asks her daughter for a shocking favor! Avery has a major setback on her way to Lebanon. Caesar is still trying to convince his catfish Maria to go to Mexico.  Darcey sees some red flags in her new relationship. This 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode is packed with cray and I am living for every moment. Take a sip of your petty juice and join me in breaking down this clownery.

Avery is headed to Lebanon to meet her boo Omar in just two days. In preparation, the teenager goes to the gym to do gymnastics and talk to her friends about her future plans. Her youth and naivety are obvious in this scene which seems more like High School Musical than an adult conversation. Avery admits that Omar and she argue about her past and the fact that she wasn’t always modest. Even now, Omar wants his future wife to be more modest. Girlllllll…. Where the hell is your mother or some crazy aunts and uncles to knock some sense in you? My mom would strap me down, before she would allow me to marry a stranger I never met from another country, especially at 19.

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Season Premiere Recap: Crazy in Love

This season, we will witness five new relationships and the continuation of two previous train wrecks. 90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days is back with a vengeance! They definitely took the naïve, crazy and scammer mixed them all together into one big ball of reality gold that we have come to know and love. Just from watching the premiere episode, I have seen everything I need to see to confirm that I will be running to the TV every Sunday to see this shit show unfold. Join me every week watching these poor unfortunate souls beg fight for love.

Rebecca is a private investigator with three kids and three failed marriages. Already this sounds like reality TV gold. I can just see her stalking this man with her investigative skills she probably didn’t use when she met him. SMH….  Her last marriage was to a Moroccan man she brought to America on a spousal visa, but she’s ready to try again. She met Zied online and fell in love. Is there a secret app specifically for dating in Morocco or Tunisia? Can these women in the 90 Day Fiance franchise find anyone from other countries or is there a special rate on mail-order husbands from those two? Despite the concerns of her friends and family, Rebecca is ready to throw common sense caution to wind and try again. Rebecca has planned a trip to Tunisia, and her goal is to leave with a ring and a new fiance.

90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way Recap: Rolling the Dice

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, was packed with revelations. Several of the couples have to face some hard facts about their relationships. Ronald Smith confronted his demons sooner than he expected. Laura Jallali offended Aladin Jallali in a BIG way. Corey realized that he and Evelin have two very different visions for their future. Sumit made a difficult decision that leaves Jenny reeling. Grab your stone cocktail and let’s start judging!

Paul Staehle and Karine Staehle finally arrived at her family home in the amazon after their five-day voyage at sea. Not to be a first world snob but…. Yea I don’t think I would give up my little conveniences for some of these small towns in these countries. Paul is extremely nervous about living with Karine’s family.  Maybe the fact that he can only communicate via a phone app could have something to do with it. Then you add the fact he has to reveal to he is considered a terrorist, it’s a wonder that he hasn’t had full-blownwn anxiety attack. The man walks around with mosquito nets and bulletproof baby bags, they shouldn’t be too shocked.