Below Deck Season 7 will conclude tonight… with its last regular episode. They taped a reunion episode for next week and Below Deck Sailing Yacht premieres tonight. Basically, there’s a lot of drama on deck for the fans (pun intended).
Tonight’s episode begins where last week left off: Kevin Dobson made a penis cake for a primary charter guest who went to bed early after turning up quite a bit. Kate Chastain knew that the primary was out for the count, but purposely didn’t tell Kevin and the whole penis cake presentation, with Captain Lee Rosbach sitting there no less, was just so vicariously awkward to watch.
During tonight’s episode, Kevin says, “I’ve never been so embarrassed.” He also characterizes Kate’s prank as “a pretty evil bitch move.” So is kicking sand in someone’s face, which Kevin actually has the nerve to do. Disgusting. In comparison, a penis cake really isn’t so bad.
In other Kate news, she still thinks that Tanner Sterback is cute (when she’s drunk). In a clip from tonight’s episode, she tells Tanner she is a lesbian when he says he wants to kiss her. Will these two actually hook up? Or will Kate be happy that they were both too drunk to make that happen this season?
Bosun Ashton Pienaar tells Rhylee Gerber, “Ashton- It’s clear that you and I have our differences and it goes a little bit deeper than work. You and I are just two different people.” Isn’t that the understatement of the century?
And I’m warning you now to cover your eyes: Kevin takes off all of his clothes after a night of drinking with the crew.
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