Bravo Stars Who Would Be Terrible on The Traitors

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Season 2 of the Peacock series The Traitors has come to an end, which means fans are already devising their dream cast for Season 3. While some Bravo stars would be a natural fit for the competition show, others would feel like a fish out of water in Alan Cumming’s Scottish castle.

Here are seven Bravo stars we think would be terrible on The Traitors:

Heather Gay (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City)

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Heather Gay isn’t the best judge of character. Sure, she cracked the Reality Von (Tea)se case in the Season 4 finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City but that was because of a chatty hairstylist not because of her natural intuition. The Utah native has trusted the wrong people in the cast (cough, cough Jen Shah) and we think she is simply too trusting to sus out the Traitors. We could see her going to bat for a Traitor the entire game, convinced they are a Faithful, only to be betrayed by them in the end.

If she was a Traitor, we think the cast would catch on right away. I mean, come on, she acted super weird when she got that black eye in Season 3 of RHOSLC. She didn’t exactly divert attention away from the thing she claimed she “didn’t want to talk about.” We love Heather but she’s not a great liar.

Tom Schwartz (Vanderpump Rules)

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Tom Schwartz is such a people pleaser that it’s a clinical diagnosis at this point. If he was a Traitor, he would be paralyzed by the thought of murdering one of his friends in the house. If he was a Faithful, he would blindly follow whoever was leading the roundtable. He goes with the flow, which may work for him in real life but it wouldn’t work on The Traitors.

Robyn Dixon (Real Housewives of Potomac)

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Robyn Dixon couldn’t even spot a Traitor in her own home! Lol. Sorry. Juan jokes aside, we can’t see Robyn thriving on The Traitors. She doesn’t like drama and we don’t see her being a game player. If she was on the show, she would probably join whatever clique had the most power and do whatever they say. Boring. No thanks!

Dorit Kemsley (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

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The roundtable discussions would probably be 20 minutes longer if Dorit Kemsley was in the house. We love our long-winded queen but I don’t think she would fare well on The Traitors. I could see her rubbing people the wrong way or accusing the wrong people. She has a natural talent for pissing people off and it would likely make her a target early on.

Teddi Mellencamp (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

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Teddi Mellencamp is another RHOBH star I think would do poorly on the Peacock show. She tried her hand at the CBS competition show Celebrity Big Brother in 2022 and didn’t do so hot. In fact, she was the first houseguest sent out the door. Her performance on CBB makes me think she’s not built for reality competition shows.

James Kennedy (Vanderpump Rules)

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James Kennedy would be endlessly entertaining on The Traitors but he wouldn’t be good at the game. His over-the-top personality would make it difficult for him to go unnoticed if he was a Traitor. If he was a Faithful, we think his game would be equally doomed. We could see him not being a team player and constantly going for shields, which would upset his castmates.

Lindsay Hubbard (Summer House)

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Lindsay Hubbard is easily activated and The Traitors is a high-stress environment. While there’s no doubt the Summer House star is smart and savvy, she has a way of making enemies quickly and The Traitors is a social game. She would likely be very outspoken and opinionated, which could get her murdered or banished.