Welcome to the recap for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episode 5. Last week, Lisa and Bronwyn were finally moving in the right direction. But Angie was a different story. When Angie dissed Lisa’s son’s haircare line, that started a new war between the two. Lisa cleared out her products from Angie’s salon and offered her cleaning crew to help with the dustiness. Angie then retaliated by telling Meredith that Lisa had told her to dig up intel on her. However, Meredith’s spidey senses were tingling not to trust Angie. Here’s exactly what went down in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episode 5: “The Salt Lake City Soup Man.”
What happened in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episode 5?
Whitney hosted a wine tasting for the group that was pure chaos. When Meredith confronted Lisa about Angie’s accusations, all hell broke loose. Lisa and Angie went at it, which resulted in Angie tossing her black Amex cards and a toy horse to the ground. Lisa also outed a mysterious “Soup Man” from Angie’s past. All the while a psychic was in another room giving each of the ladies a reading. What he didn’t predict, though, was Mary telling Angie that she was done with her.
Mary regaled us with another tragic tale
Whitney started with the best intentions. Her plan for the day was to bring the girls together for a wine tasting to celebrate “love, laughter, and wine.” But it went completely left instead.
First, the venue was all wrong. At least according to Mary. Although the sun was shining, the flowers were in bloom, and little ducks wandered about, Mary was horrified.
She said, “I don’t know why Whitney decided to have an event here. It’s bad juju here. The former owner killed his wife and himself. He did it on Christmas Day in front of their dog. And the dog was just not normal after.” Anyone else flashback to Season 2, Episode 5, when Mary told Whitney the car crash story, then started dancing and said, “I’m excited to be here!”
However, the rest of the group was fine with the vineyard. Whitney had a lovely table set up, to which Angie hid a plastic container underneath. Was this going to be a moment like when she unraveled her scroll?
Meredith promised to get to the bottom of Angie’s accusations. She warned, “I haven’t seen Lisa since I spoke with Angie. Lisa and I are in a really good space … and while it was in the past while we were in a different space, it’s still not acceptable. So if she did do it, then that’s a really big problem.”
Whitney kicked things off with a toast to getting back to who she used to be: wild, free, and swinging on that stripper pole. She also had a psychic, aka “intuitive consultant,” named Terence to give them readings. Mary noted, “Not today, Satan!”
Things were pleasant until Angie mentioned she was selling her home, which sent Britani into a tailspin.
Even Mother Nature was tired of Britani
Britani left Angie speechless when she wondered why she wasn’t asked to list her home. Guess that clears up the question about what Britani does for a living. When Angie defended why she didn’t pick her to be her real estate agent, Britani shamed Angie for reducing the price of her home. But their tiff was interrupted.
Never one to miss camera time, Jared started to blow up Britani’s phone. The ladies were shocked. She was supposed to be on a 30-day break from him. Turns out, that lasted a mere 24 hours.
Whitney told everyone that Jared thinks Britani is only with him for vacations and gifts. And obviously the chicken salad at LifeTime Cafe. Britani finally had all eyes on her to tell her side of things. That was until a giant bouquet of flowers knocked over behind her. Before she could get another word out, another bouquet fell. Even Mother Nature was over it.
So, Whitney took Britani to see Terence. Terence said she needed to communicate with her daughters more. Britani had no idea how he could possibly know that. Cut to fifty clips of her on camera admitting her relationship with her daughters was crap.
Meanwhile, Meredith asked Lisa if she was spreading lies about her family. Lisa denied any wrongdoing, and then pointed the finger at Angie for starting this. Angie said, “I have never said one thing that is not factual.” Lisa then brought up Angie coming for her kids’ haircare line. Meredith interjected, “Not the kids, please! You’re hurting other people, not each other!” Mother was mothering.
It was then Bronwyn’s turn with Terence. He claimed her mom was her “biggest supporter.” Then warned another surgery might be on the horizon for her. This left Bronwyn in tears.
No soup for you!
The battle of the grudges continued with Angie whipping out Lisa’s text accusing her of borrowing money to take vacations. This led to Angie tossing all her credit cards on the table. Lisa scoffed, “Are you flexing?” Angie retorted that Lisa’s facelift looked like she’d “been in a wind tunnel.”
Lisa and Angie might as well have been taunting, “I know you are, but what am I?” The two then started arguing over who was taller. Facepalm. In her confessional, Whitney said, “It’s never going to end … because they both can’t stop talking, and they have to have the last word.”
After Meredith told them to shut it, Bronwyn shared the news she got about her mom and told them not to go low. The silence lasted one second until Lisa and Angie started arguing about who goes lower. Bronwyn said, “Look at Britani and I hugging while you two ruin each other’s lives!”
Then Angie went for it. After Lisa called her “evil,” Angie said, “You’re such a c*nt.” Everyone gasped. Angie added, “Pick up my black cards and go to Nordstrom.” Lisa retorted, “Honey, I don’t shop there, but you do.”
Whitney tried to hold Angie back as she shouted, “You don’t shop at Nordstrom? Your boyfriend does for you!” Then Lisa spilled the tea. She asked, “What about Soup Man, b*tch?”
Lisa decided to take a break from screaming and sat with Terence. He noted there was trouble in her marriage and the two were going down different paths. Lisa didn’t disagree. Terence said, “Until you get back to that same team, you’re gonna feel, like, lost.”
Angie didn’t want to kiss the ring on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
While Lisa was getting her reading, Whitney advised Angie to stop with Lisa and the digging. Heather said, “But this is who she’s always been, and you were with her doing it.” Mary chimed in, “Amen.”
Angie denied any digging, but Mary spoke her peace. She said, “Yeah, but when she did do it, you accepted it when you were her friend … You went along with her, Angie.”
Then Angie got a brief reprieve when she sat with Terence. Terence told her an animal was going to be injured. Angie took this as it would happen at her daughter’s horse show. Little did she know it would happen right after the reading.
Angie took her hidden box out, and it was all the gifts Lisa had gotten her. No scrolls! Bronwyn had enough and said, “Just apologize and f*cking end it!” But Lisa was done and left. Angie felt like the group wanted her to “kiss the ring.” So she threw the toy horse down in anger, breaking its leg. Mary gasped that Terence was right!
Angie was in hysterics. She shouted, “I don’t know anyone that sells soup!” Mary told her to let it go, but Angie said she didn’t want to be in a “sh*t friendship” like everyone else. Mary did not take kindly to that. She told Angie, “I’m done with you!”
It was an exhausting day to be sure, but the group that was left toasted to each other anyway.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City airs Tuesdays at 8/7c on Bravo.
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