The least annoying Kardashian sister (I realize that’s not saying much!), in my humble opinion, is getting her own show. Khloe recently announced that she’ll be taking prime time television by storm with her new talk show, Kocktails With Khloe. Katchy! The series is slated to hit your small screen late this year on the FYI network. For your information, I have never heard of said network, and I scour my guide channel more than I watch actual television…given this job, you know that has to be A LOT!
I thank God that tonight is the season finale of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons because I’m bored out of my mind watching this summer wind down. Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick are discussing the new acting gig they were offered for a show shooting in the Hamptons. It’s for Royal Pains and Scott is stoked, however he humbly admits he has no clue how to act. I for one think he would make a decent actor. I don’t know why – but I think he can pull it off. Khloe, on the other hand, meh.
Kimmy has arrived! Yay!!! Apparently, she never spends this much time away from her sisters and decided to help pack up the house (Who-hoo! The end is near for this season!) and head back home to LaLa Land. First stop, hitting up a winery with Jonathan Cheban (ugh, I could do without him for the rest of the Kardashian existence IMO), Khloe, Kimmy and Malika (Khloe’s BFF). Kimmy doesn’t normally drink (kinda sucks to be her, I bet she’s a BLAST to hang out with). I for one, loves me some wine. all wine. any wine. Hell, I’m seven months pregnant and would drink mouthwash at this point for a buzz if I could….Anywho, Khloe’s had a bummer of a summer and this day of vino and girl time should do the trick.
Back at the Dash doll house (I can’t believe I just wrote that), where the 2 employees that occupy the Hamptons pop-up boutique are residing, Khloe pays a visit to run her fingers through her hair, er, I mean, check-up on the gals. I’m going to make this interesting and count how many times Khloe touches her hair this episode. I will predict no less than 100 times. Malika, Khloe’s BFF, lets her know that Khloe intimidates the dolls and in order to make them feel nice and cozy, Malika wants to go out with all of them for drinks. Oh good lord. The Dash dolls: Durrani and Caroline + booze = one hot mess. Khloe agrees and this segment might be the only reason why I’m tuning in for the rest of recap tonight.
Kourtney Kardashian begins this episode of Kourtney And Khloe Take the Hamptons with a little badgering session with Scott Disick urging him to visit his parents house and get it sorted out, cleaned, and possibly sold. Scott is still in a weird place and doesn’t feel ready to process the fact that his parents are actually dead. I get Kourt’s point but she needs to lay off. Grief comes in many forms with people and you can’t push them to go through it. They just deal with it when they are ready to deal with it.
However, the next day Kourt and Scott hop in the car and cruise around his old neighborhood where he grew up. They do a drive-by of some chick’s house that was Scott’s first kiss when he was 12 (and in tasteful Scott manner, calls her a whore) and he discovers that he’s not in the mood to deal with this now. Later that evening, he confesses to Kourt that although he hates to leave her solo out in the Hamptons – he needs to get back to LA for work opportunities (still confused what he does exactly, but I digress). Surprisingly, Kourt is very un-Kourt like and is mellow with her reaction to the news. She’s totally cool with him heading back to LA but not before they make a trip to a childhood favorite of Scott’s family, Fire Island. He reluctantly agrees so we’ll see where this takes us.
Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her third child last Sunday, December 14th, (on Mason’s fifth birthday) and is now ready to reveal her son’s name! Kourtney and Scott Disick have named him Reign Aston Disick.
Kourt showed off a sweet pic of baby Reign’s tiny hand in a new Instagram post today. Kourtney shared his name in the caption. “Madly in love with my little Reign Aston Disick.”