The Real Housewives of AtlantaTokyo trip was full of passive aggression and some straight up aggression. NeNe Leakes held up the entire group with her lateness multiple times. She upset Tanya Sam, who actually seems like a normal, non-shady human being. Unfortunately, no one in the cast jumped to Tanya’s defense. Instead, they all kissed NeNe’s ass, as per usual, as if she signs their paychecks.
Eva Marcille read Marlo Hampton to filth while wearing $1,200 flip flops on the bus. Who knew she had it in her? Maybe she really does deserve to hold that peach! Porsha Williamsannounced her pregnancy to the cast members who were out of the loop. And of course, they all tried their best to pull off some Japanese-inspired fashions. Did they hit it out of the park? Or will their fashions spark outrage over cultural appropriation? This is 2019, after all.
A part of me feels bad about the demise of Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub’sfriendship. But, a significantly larger part of me is just grateful for the entertainment. This season of Real Housewives of New Jersey has truly delivered. We have Margaret vs. Danielle to thank for a lot of the season’s best moments.
Danielle had several bridezilla freakouts because she wanted the most expensive gifts and all of the attention on her (at all times). She forced middle age women to wear “bride squad” bathing suits for a photo shoot. She flipped out when the ladies showed up with freshly washed hair before the wedding. Danielle was downright searching for storylines, I mean problems, this season. Now, their tension has turned into a full-on feud. Margaret even threw a glass of red wine at Danielle during last night’s episode.
Vicki Gunvalsonloves reminding us all that she’s “the OG of the OC.” No one can deny that. However, she also deserves another arbitrary title in Puerto Vallarta. That’s where the Real Housewives of Orange County cast member really shines- minus last season’s trip with Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador. Vicki was on her best behavior then. This was in stark contrast to Tamra who broke her foot during a drunken, naked jacuzzi session.
Let’s hope Vicki has returned to form and “whooped it up” during her most recent Puerto Vallarta visit. Then again, she was there with her siblings, their spouses, her man Steve Lodge, and Steve’s daughter Amanda. It’s safe to assume she was well-behaved then as well. However, she did share some photos from the bar. This just makes me long for the Vicki of yesteryear who danced on the bar, downed tequila shots, and peed on Tamra’s bedspread. A truly golden era.
Props to Milania Giudice for putting herself out there with her new rap song. She performed the track “I Can’t Wait to Grow Up” during last night’s Real Housewives of New Jerseyepisode. She did this in front of her friends, family, the entire cast, and all of the viewers, of course. That is a big deal for anyone, let alone someone who is thirteen.
Now that the episode has aired and her song is out, Milania and other Real Housewives of New Jersey stars have shared some behind-the-scenes photos from her big night.
Every single time Ramona Singer posts a photo in Florida, I think about the Real Housewives of New York episode when she said “I go to Miami like I brush my teeth. Miami is not really a special place.” I’ll disagree about the latter. But in regard to the former, she really is in Florida pretty often. Or at least that is what it seems like according to Instagram.
Ramona shared some photos from her recent adventures in Boca Raton and Palm Beach. Palm Beach always makes me think of Tom D’Agostino and that yacht. Did Ramona run into her brief former flame in the Sunshine State? Oh, and who could ever forget a wasted Tinsley Mortimer teaching Luann de Lesseps about the difference between Palm Beach and West Palm. Even though they are all on a show called Real Housewives of New York, they really do seem to be in Florida a lot.
Even though Dallas is far from the tundra, no one can blame Stephanie Hollman for escaping the winter for a family vacation in the Bahamas. The Bahamas sounds like the ideal winter location in all honesty. Stephanie, her husband Travis Hollman, their two sons, and other family members.
The Real Housewives of Dallas star shared plenty of photos from their time in the Bahamas. Unfortunately, we all don’t have the opportunity to ditch the winter weather for a nice, warm beach. However, we can live through Stephanie’s pictures from their family vacation and just imagine that we are enjoying the sunshine as well.
With many Real Housewives shows on the decline with drama (looking at you Orange County and Atlanta), the New Jersey ladies have really come through for the viewers when we needed it most. Season 9 is the show’s best season in years. It’s not even over yet, but I cannot wait for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 9 reunion. Then again, I really don’t want it to end. I’m torn.
Who am I kidding? The reunion is going to be a screaming match. I’m so here for that. As of this moment, we don’t know exactly what they argued about discussed, but we did get some sneak peaks at their looks thanks to social media. I just want to know if anyone wore Jovani! Or is that more of a New York City Housewives move? Spoiler alert: there are A LOT of sequins. Oh And spray tans, of course.
It makes sense though. She has a lot going on. She is in a new relationship, she’s pregnant, and she’s still infuriating Kandi Burruss. What’s everyone else doing? Oh, right: nothing. This season needs to end! Or the ladies need to step it up! They need a casting reboot, for sure. At this point, Porsha is carrying the show on her back.