This season of Life After Lockup really is the craziest yet. They’re billing it as the most unhinged season, and they’re not wrong. Straight facts. The ringleaders of the two love triangles Lacey and Michael Simmons are on more thing ice than ever. Lacey’s concern over former flame John is not going over well with new hubby Shane. Also, Michael’s in for a surprise because Sarah Simmons is coming for him.
The biggest talking point heading into this episode is the return of Clint Brady & Tracie Wagaman. She’s back in jail, and we need to know EVERYTHING. How could she let this happen? She seemed so determined to get her life on the straight and narrow. Cheryl and Josh are giving things another shot which really is shocking. They seemed so done last season. Ugh. Lamar Jackson returned to Utah on last week’s episode, so we’ll see where he and Andrea Edwards stand as well.
Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub are at WAR on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The fallout from last week’s episode will likely last all season. It’s a bloodbath in the Garden State. Teresa Giudice is directly in the middle, and her friendship with Marge is in big jeopardy. Teresa’s somewhat blind loyalty to Danielle is mind boggling. What is she doing here? Why does she want to be her ally so badly?
It’s also only a matter of time before some of the other women have a falling out. For the most part everyone’s getting along right now. That’s going to change. It wouldn’t be Housewives if it wasn’t going to. It’s probably a safe bet that it’ll be Jennifer Aydin who finds herself at odds with someone. Will it be Jackie Goldschneider again? Although someone new would be more exciting.
Life After Lockup continues to get better every single week. On last week’s season premiere, the couples were going THROUGH IT. It’s still unclear why Sarah Simmons or Megan J continue to give Michael Simmons the time of day. He offers them literally nothing. These women could do sooooo much better. Andrea Edwards and Lamar Jackson are still married, but live in separate states. Who can blame him for trying to escape her?
Sooner or later, both of the men that Lacey is playing are going to leave her. Shane and John are only going to allow themselves to be played for so long. Lacey can’t manipulate these two men forever. It won’t happen. Things are going well for Brittany Santiago and Marcelino Santiago. However, usually, this means that something bad is coming around the corner. Good luck guys!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are the gift that keeps on giving! Last week’s episode was such a RIDE. From Margaret Josephs dumping water on Danielle Staub, to THAT hair pull. These women are violent, and we can’t get enough. That entire final five minutes was so legendary. If you like heart racing edge of your seat drama, you were loving it.
The chaos that these ladies were causing in that store is mind boggling. Everyone was looking on like WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K? Where do Margaret and Danielle even go from here? They can’t be friends. There’s no way. Danielle called her trout mouth, and Margaret called
Beverly Danielle a prostitute. Those are fighting words in Jersey. The women of Beverly Hills or OC could NEVER. The fallout from this is going to be pure golden entertainment.
Your favorite couples from Love After Lockup are back again for their next chapter. This time, it’s all about their Life After Lockup. We have two love triangles this season, so this should be good. Michael Simmons is still stuck in the middle of Sarah Simmons and Megan J. It’s even worse now though. There’s a second child in the picture! Someone clean up this man’s life.
The other hot love triangle is with Lacey, Shane, and John. She married Shane last season on Love After Lockup, but the drama is far from over. John is still not entirely out of the picture. This is another woman who knows how to play the game and play these men. She’s good at what she does. Plus, Tracie Wagaman is headed back to prison. It looked like her life was back on track, but OOPSY.
For the most part, The Real Housewives of New Jersey are all in a good place. The only real conflict right now is between Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub. However, they’ve managed to avoid one another for the most part. THANK GOODNESS. The last thing this group needs is more wine glasses thrown or drinkings being spilled. TAKE A XANAX! CALM DOWN!
Danielle and Margaret cannot outrun each other forever though. These two women will never like each other, and it is what it is. There is so much bad blood. This might be one of the most epic feuds in Real Housewives of New Jersey history. It’ll be interesting to see how this rivalry progresses the next time they’re in the same room. It’s all supposed to go down in this episode too!
NeNe Leakes and Cynthia Bailey are probably never going to be cool again after this season. The bad blood is just TOO MUCH for these Real Housewives of Atlanta! Cynthia seems to have a habit of getting recorded talking s**t about her former friend. Not a good look Ms. Bailey! Last season she got caught implying that she knew Kenya Moore was coming to her event. However, this season it’s even sketchier!
Someone recorded Cynthia trashing NeNe. Oh no no no no no. NeNe appears difficult to deal with, so it’s unsurprising that Cynthia would want to vent. The question now is WHO RECORDED CYNTHIA? Who is the snake that had to stoop to this level? There are some likely suspects at the moment, but NeNe herself is speaking out about who definitely didn’t do this.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back from Jamaica, but the drama is far from over. Teresa Giudice is dealing with the aftermath of Joe Giudice’s appeal being denied. Her life will never be the same after this. The biggest impact will obviously be on the lives of their four daughters. However, that’s not the only issue in Jersey. Things are getting messy in Dolores Catania’s life as well. Her ex Frank Catania isn’t so sure about current boyfriend David Principe.
On last week’s episode another can of worms was opened thanks to Margaret Josephs. She didn’t believe Teresa who claimed Danielle Staub and Marty Caffrey slept together. As a result of Margaret calling Marty to fact check, Teresa’s in the doghouse with Danielle. It’s so twisted and confusing and messy. How long will it be before Danielle’s wrath is felt by everyone?