Gather round, the New Queen has spoken! On the heels of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Blame Lisa Part VII, Kyle Richards was having itchy typing fingers. She was bound to respond after Lisa Vanderpump’s husband unleashed his wrath on Twitter last week. Ken Todd shared his thoughts about the remaining Housewives and didn’t mince words. After the second episode of the reunion aired last night, Kyle had a
meltdown few words of her own to share.
Andy Cohen did us a solid and went digging for dirt. Legal dirt, that was kept from viewers all season. What’s more interesting than 839 shows about Dorit Kemsley ditching a dog? Perhaps Dorit and PK Kemsley’s financial issues? Maybe Mauricio Umansky being investigated for alleged fraud? Anything but the revolving door of accusations against LVP. Thankfully, we have Kyle to break it all down for us and explain to the masses, what reality television is all about.
Another Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star with a lawsuit. It seems like something is in the Botox that is making them not pay their bills. Pretty much the majority of the cast is being sued for lack of
class funds, Kyle Richard’s husband is being sued for fraud, Erica Jayne’s husband is being sued for an unpaid loan to fund his wife’s alter ego, and Dorit Kemsley apparently froze her own bank account to avoid her husband’s financial issues.
Now that puppygate is finally over (thank you), all the skeletons are coming out… including the brittle bones of the less popular Richards sister.
It can’t be easy growing up with two famous parents. Being raised in a city where looks can get you almost anywhere and there is a heavy emphasis on appearance. Lisa Rinna has brought up two daughters in Los Angeles. Her lifestyle and marriage to Harry Hamlin have been featured since she joined Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Their children, Delilah Belle and Amelia Gray, were then thrust into the public’s eye.
Piggybacking on the modeling success of Yolanda Hadid’s kids, Lisa found herself in the role of momager. Delilah and Amelia went from working in a deli to signing modeling contracts with a lucrative agency. They began traveling, showing up on catwalks, and participated in print campaigns. But these girls are young and perhaps weren’t ready to tackle a profession that lacks in… emotional stability. Now Delilah is sharing a bit of what she went through, as she tried to navigate life in the fast lane.
As usual Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills claimed something unbelievable was going to happen, but really nothing did. This show is having a midlife crisis. No one is asking it what work it had done, because it CLEARLY hasn’t been nipped, tucked, sucked, botoxed, or coolsculpted into its youthful, amazing form. God knows they’ve tried, but the way these women approach their physical reality (hide what they actually look like and won’t admit to what they’ve had done) is the same way they approach their reality.
They’ve all blamed Lisa Vanderpump for the show being inauthentic. Like who could forget the infamous Munchausen scenes when Kyle Richards desperately tried to coax Lisa into admitting that she was lying, only to have Lisa talk in circles until Lisa Rinna got blamed for the whole thing.
Tonight we enter part 2 of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion, and shit is hitting the proverbial fan. Or I dunno – maybe someone really is flinging things at an actual fan? Fake hair, perhaps? Rhinestone clips from Claire’s Boutique? Unresolved emotions? Whatever the shit is, you know know it came from Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave‘s detox.
Anyway, Teddi finds herself under fire from Andy Cohen himself when he calls Teddi out for misrepresenting her role in Puppygate thus causing an irreparable rift between Lisa Vanderpump and the rest of the group. Teddi continues to spin on her hamster wheel (#AllIn) but even Dorit Kemsley starts to question Teddi’s version of accountability!
There’s only two more episodes left of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Any takers that the ladies discuss anyone other than Lisa Vanderpump? Somehow Lisa dominated part one of the reunion and she wasn’t even there. Who knew her mind control worked off the premises as well?
The entire first hour of the reunion was spent airing grievances against Lisa. Kyle Richards said her former best friend was “unmasked.” Erika Jayne said Kyle is now
head mean girl queen in a not-so-subtle attempt to piss off Lisa. No one seemed the least bit sorry. But now that some time has passed, one member of the cast has come forward to express some regret.
Season 1 Camille Grammer has been back with a vengence on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She has been polarizing, but in between the random statements we can’t quite explain, she has been making a lot of sense. She is the only one who pointed out Dorit Kemsley’s fishy finances on the show.
Now, she’s calling out Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave for being “up Kyle Richards’ ass” during tonight’s reunion episode.
Ken Todd is ride or die. In a reality television world where husbands cheat, allegedly lie about business ventures, or remain completely disconnected, Ken presents as none of those things. He has been married to former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Lisa Vanderpump for over 30 years. During her tenure, Lisa found herself in hot water several times with fellow cast members. Always by her side is Ken, holding Giggy – or maybe Giggy is holding Ken. Either way, this is a man who is loyal to his mate.
Ken usually assumes a reserved manner, but don’t get on his bad side. We’ve seen examples of Ken’s loyalty to Lisa flair up over time. He wished Cedric Martinez to the cornfield after he bashed the Todd family. We never heard from him again. Brandi Glanville slapped Lisa across the cheek once. Ken and Lisa said buh-bye to that friendship. Suffice to say, if you go to war with Lisa, you go to war with Ken. After a disastrous Season 9 of unconfirmed rumors, accusations, and family tragedy,Ken has some
parting shots words for the ladies who went after his wife. One thing is certain, Lisa may be the star, but nobody puts Baby Ken in a corner.