Jesus, take the wheel. The women of Real Housewives of Dallas are back on their shit. What even was this Brandi Redmond head on a stick wine party? D’Andra Simmons doesn’t totally deserve to have her hosting skills dragged by Kary Brittingham, but what in the actual fk was that?!
Overall, the dismissal of LeeAnne Locken and addition of Tiffany Moon has turned this franchise around. The parties have been lit, and the new cultural collides are heating up. Off screen, the women just can NOT stop slamming each other about behind-the-scenes shit talk. There’s also been news that there was a whole Housewife axed from this season. Who doesn’t love some post-production gossip?
Season 5 of Real Housewives of Dallas is really delivering. D’Andra Simmons is seeing a shaman, who either blows some stuff into her nose, or sucks something out. Working on herself spiritually is making a huge difference for D’Andra.
In December of 2020, D’Andra was diagnosed with Covid-19 and was hospitalized. She was in the ICU and was on oxygen. That is so scary.
Welcome to the new era of The Real Housewives of Dallas. Stop sleeping on this franchise because this season is a rebirth for this city. Both the removal of LeeAnne Locken and the arrival of Tiffany Moon have fully shaken up the landscape. Tiffany’s already not shying away from drama and is currently embroiled in a wildly petty feud with Kameron Westcott. Who knew chicken feet could have this sort of impact?
Sadly, Real Housewives of Dallas viewers have to endure yet another season with Kary Brittingham. If you found her annoying last season, she’s even more grating this season. Her newfound desire to poke and prod at D’Andra Simmons over everything is exhausting. Why is she choosing to constantly attack her alleged close friend? Is that what friends do. D’Andra’s seeing a shaman these days, but how much bullying can someone take before there’s no inner peace left?
Real Housewives of Dallas star Kameron Westcott isn’t exactly vibing with newbie Tiffany Moon. Tiffany hosted a traditional Chinese brunch for her RHOD co-stars, and Tiffany ordered the ladies to eat a chicken foot. Kameron pretended to eat one but hid it under the table. She was further traumatized that there was no centerpiece on the table at the restaurant. Oh, the horror!
Kameron threw a 50th birthday pool party for her bestie, Kary Brittingham. Tiffany came, and even had shots. But she also dodged verbal shots from Kameron about her lack of hosting skills and forcing someone to eat a chicken foot. Tiffany doesn’t back down from a fight, and I fear that we will be hearing about chicken feet for weeks.
Real Housewives of Dallas finally returned and Season 5 started with a bang. Brandi Redmond cried because she made an ignorant video, but she’s totally sorry so it’s apparently okay. Kary Brittingham is complaining about food and lowkey bullying people to take shots after a season of complaining about LeeAnne Locken’s bullying and complaining. And D’Andra Simmons is having some random dude stick a tube up her nose to suck out any bad juju residing in her sinus cavity.
Yep, it’s strange but it’s what we’re working with. There’s a lot going on, the ladies are filming during the pandemic. Sometimes it’s difficult to keep up with the new guidelines or what’s happening with each person. While Mama Dee’s Queen of Sheba wig will live rent free in all of our minds forever, not everything sticks. So while D’Andra is getting haunted smoke blown in her face from the shaman in an effort to improve her life, she is also taking notes to give to producers to improve her scenes.
Tiffany Moon hasn’t wasted any time sharing her culture with the ladies. The Real Housewives of Dallas are out of their comfort zone more than ever before. We’re actually about to have a full on feud over the refusal to consume a chicken foot. Kameron Westcott may have the palate of a third grader, but who is Tiffany to berate her for that? Tiffany is bringing some rich vibes this season, but at what point does that turn to snotty?
Now that the group is moving on from the Brandi Redmond racist video mocking Asians, the future is becoming clearer. There’s obviously something brewing between Kary Brittingham & D’Andra Simmons. Who claims to be someone’s friend and then berates them the way Kary did to her on last week’s episode of Real Housewives of Dallas. A small amount of playful teasing is one thing. However, Kary is coming off like a bully. Will D’Andra hold her accountable?
Well, it’s come to this. Now we are debating how one person’s ignorance is better than another person’s ignorance. It’s no secret Real Housewives of Dallas star Kary Brittingham never got along with former co-worker LeeAnne Locken. To be fair, no one really got along with LeeAnne. It was more a matter of not triggering her and staying on the good side of whatever personality she was using on a particular day.
Though LeeAnne was an anchor of the show, her mouth got her in trouble and she was pretty much shown the door. After making numerous comments about Kary that were less than politically correct, LeeAnne became another casualty of Bravo’s racist reckoning. The same cannot be said for Brandi Redmond, however. Several years ago, Brandi made a social media video mocking Asians. As an extra bonus, she did it in front of her kids. When Kary defended Brandi’s actions, LeeAnne felt some type of way. And this is why two people who barely spoke in the first place are no longer speaking.
By all accounts, Tiffany Moon of Real Housewives of Dallas is having a smashing start to her first season. The doctor and super-rich housewife has already tackled racism with costar, Brandi Redmond. She then went on to call out Kary Brittingham as a bully for trying to force her to do tequila shots. All while hosting a traditional Chinese lunch and getting the ladies to try chicken feet.
Yep, Tiffany is really working all her angles. And I would love to see more of her closet, no matter what Stephanie Hollman thinks. But busting out of the gates in your first season is sure to win you some enemies amongst the cast. And it sounds like not everyone is feeling Tiffany.