Aaaaahhhh… Viva la Mexico with the Real Housewives Of Dallas. Friends, or foes, who’s to know but napkins went flying, mediation mallets weren’t calming, and peeing in public took place! Oh, and this is only Kameron Westcott‘s behavior we’re talking about!
It’s hard night, good morning — or not! After said hard night of dealing with LeeAnne Locken‘s drama the good is mighty forced. Especially from LeeAnne herself. Stephanie Hollman was so agitated out she puked at 2am, to exorcise all the bad juju. But at least she was quiet so Kameron didn’t have to hear anything icky-o, right girl?
It’s day 2 of the Real Housewives Of Dallas trip to Careyes Mexico, and oh boy did things get off to a rocky start last week courtesy of LeeAnne Locken‘s mood.
After an explosive first dinner where LeeAnne made sarcastic comments about suicide to shock Kary Brittingham, the women try to put on happy faces for a fun day at the Mexican polo matches. But even a talking horse, gymnastics and a ton of tequila can’t truly erase the gloomy mood – especially for Stephanie Hollman, who is really struggling to deal with LeeAnne’s comments in relate to her own battle with depression.
Last night, the Real Housewives Of Dallas traveled to Careyes, Mexico to visit Kary Brittingham‘s amazing family resort. Unfortunately, LeeAnne Locken forgot to pack her positivity panties and instead was like the human equivalent of having a yeast infection on vaycay. LeeAnne should’ve stay-away-cayed so Kameron Westcott could’ve fit another grande bago on the plane instead.
It’s just a casual morning here in Dallas, where our favorite Housewives are preparing for their day. Most people stumble to the coffee pot, but Kameron is perfectly coiffed with her eyelashes affixed, and is calmly blowing up a whoopee cushion then inviting Court to sit down. Kameron apparently didn’t know what a whoopee cushion is because she made a face like Court shoved a K-Cup up his hoo-hah during an impromptu pageant amongst friends in a private home. Class, Court, Claaaaaaays.
Meanwhile, Travis Hollman just got Housewiv’d! No, that’s not what he calls having sex with Stephanie Hollman. It’s when one receives an ultimate arrogant social slight. In this case, D’Andra Simmons stands Travis up for a business meeting, because her hair was getting did all night. D’Andra never even bothered to tell Travis directly that she needed to reschedule. Instead, she texted Stephanie at 1:30 am to cancel because she had a hair emergency. Suuuuper profesh, Daaandra!
Tonight is the first cast trip for this season’s Real Housewives Of Dallas, and the ladies are going all out to newbie Kary Brittingham‘s fabulous Mexican resort. I mean, seriously, the luxury on this show parallels only RHOBH – and I LOVE it!
However before these ladies play hard, they must work hard. Or, hardly! D’Andra Simmons‘ company is floundering so Stephanie Hollman arranges for D’Andra to meet with Travis for some advice in how to save Green Miracle.
As tough as it was to watch, LeeAnne Locken and D’Andra Simmons’ fallout was very compelling, at first. As sad as it was. Now, it’s just the feud that will never end. As LeeAnne once yelled: “I’m exhausted. My weave is exhausted. My pantyliner is exhausted.” And for the record, I’m not rocking a weave or a pantyliner. TMI, but let’s continue with this never-ending storyline.
LeeAnne was upset with D’Andra for saying that Rich Emberlin was cheating on LeeAnne (and there are screenshots that don’t do him any favors). LeeAnne’s man Rich returned the favor by claiming that Jeremy Lock cheats on D’Andra with “Pretty Jessica.” Not only did Rich text Jeremy, but he also texted D’Andra. Ugh. Make it stop.
New York Fashion Week was the place to be for reality TV star sightings. Tinsley Mortimer returned to the runway as a model. Real Houswives of New York stars Sonja Morgan, Ramona Singer, Luann de Lesseps, and Dorinda Medley were on hand to support. Sonja even hosted a fashion show of her own.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills OG Kyle Richards had her first fashion week show. Erika Jayne, Dorit Kemsley, Lisa Rinna, and Denise Richards had a great time walking in Kyle’s show. On the other hand, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave was not happy about her reception at fashion week. She admitted that she cried in response to the criticism about her walk, which is odd since she didn’t cry when Kyle made fun of it on RHOBH last season.
In July, I was innocently scrolling through Instagram and then I was blindsided by a photo of Kameron Westcott and Ashley Jacobs. Why was a Real Housewives of Dallas star hanging with a wannabe Southern Charm cast member? Have they been friends this whole time?
When Kameron posted that photo, she received a lot of backlash from her followers that watch Southern Charm. She really had no idea what she was getting into when she shared that picture.
Real Housewives of Dallas breakout star, LeeAnne Locken might have a situation on her hands. Recently married to Rich Emberlin, the couple has always seemed to work as a team. Despite the great relationship LeeAnne has with her husband, sometimes her friendships leaned towards the wonky side. LeeAnne has a personality, and she isn’t afraid to use it. She has battled with most of her co-stars, but LeeAnne seemed closest to D’Andra Simmons.
That fell apart when D’Andra had a discussion with LeeAnne questioning Rich’s ability to be faithful. During a heartfelt talk, D’Andra implied Rich was ordering his Popeye’s with a side-piece. Naturally, this evoked the carnival-style rage in LeeAnne that viewers have come to know and love. LeeAnne and Rich then accused D’Andra’s spouse of dipping his toe in another pond. Rich texted D’Andra’s husband, Jeremy Lock saying he was about to expose his dirty deeds with “Pretty Jessica” after the “baseless lies” D’Andra spewed about him. Well, the circle of ALLEGED infidelity is about to close. The “baseless lies” coming from D’Andra might have some legs after all. Good luck with this one, Rich.