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90-Day Fiance Recap

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Should’ve Known Better

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, was filled with equal parts of desperations and emotional meltdowns.   This episode gave me just enough crazy to be able to make it through the week thankful for small annoyances. I spent half the episode just shaking my head in pity for these crazy people. What did we do to deserve this show? It is the gift that keeps on giving. I don’t even know where to start there were so many cringeworthy moments. Honestly, some of these people need either medication or shouldn’t be allowed to live alone. Someone, anyone needs to save them from themselves. Grab your favorite snack and let’s get down to business.

Lisa Hamme and Usman Umar plead their case to get married. Stephanie Matto finally meets Erika Owens‘s friends.  Avery Warner begins to question Ash Naeck‘s professional relationships. David prepares to meet the mysterious Lana. Yolanda Leak updates her daughter on the situation with Williams. Geoffrey Paschel opens up to Varya Malina ‘s mom about his criminal past. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Stranger in a Strange Land

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days was like a gift from the reality TV gods. Between the desperation, delusion and the secrets, I was on the edge of my seat. I often wonder do these people have no relationship/people experience. Why do they do these stupid things and believe that they will get positive results. But I am starting to realize, me trying to compare their actions with rational people, is what is crazy.

Usman Umar asks for his mother’s blessing for a marriage to Lisa Hamme . Varya Malina shows Geoffrey Paschel her hometown. Ed Brown spends the night from hell at Rose’s house.  Ash Naeck & Avery Warner tour the outback. David continues his quest to meet Lana. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Who’s Crying Now

Last night’s episode of  90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days  was everything I needed and more, to take my mind off of staying in the house all day, every day.  There was enough drama to go around throughout this entire episode. There are arguments, hairy legs, and titty molds. What else could you ask for in a shit show?

Darcey Silva and Tom Brooks finally meet face to face. Yolanda Leak investigates Williams. Ed Brown meets Rose‘s family for the first time. Varya Malina‘s mother questions Geoffrey Paschel. Avery Warner  and Ash Naeck take a romantic getaway. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Can’t Buy Me Love

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days  had me shaking my head in disbelief. It’s like these people are gluttons for punishment. Where there is smoke, there is fire and the cast just keeps walking towards the flames. I can’t lie I find it interesting to see so many crazy naive people all at once.

Darcey Silva and Tom Brooks prepare to meet face to face. Geoffrey Paschel questions  Varya Malina and the entire trip to Moscow. David anxiously awaits his first meeting with Lana. Lisa Hamme faces Usman’s adoring fans at his music video premiere. Let’s get straight into the recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Our Lips Are Sealed

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days was full of DRAMA! There were so many confrontations that my head is spinning just from all the second-hand anger. I had to have a cocktail just to ease my nerves after all the yelling. The circus was definitely in town and these couples were the performers. I can’t complain, this reality gem was just what I needed to distract my mind from the current circumstances around the world.

Avery Warner finally meets Ash Naeck ’s skeptical brother. Ed Brown makes a shocking request of Rose. Geoffrey Paschel ’s biggest fear about Varya Malina’ comes true. Lisa Hamme  reaches a boiling point in Nigeria. Yolanda Leak hopes she isn’t making a mistake. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Season Premiere Recap: Baby Be Mine

If you don’t believe the delusion is real, you didn’t see last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days. Whew, chile, the desperation was at an all-time high yesterday.  There was everything from a new couple introduced to jealousy, strategy and questionable intentions. All I can say is this episode gave me everything I needed in a shit show and more. Some people have even haven taken off their rose colored glasses and are starting to see that everything that glitters isn’t gold. Let’s see how long that lasts.

Avery Warner & Ash Naeck finally meet. Stephanie Matto risks her health to travel to Australia. David makes plans to go to Ukraine. Geoffrey Paschel questions Varya Malina’s intentions and Ed Brown worries about Rose and her family’s motives. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Season Premiere Recap: Risky Business

Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, contained “the three D’s”, disappointment, demands and delusion. I believe all three of these components are necessary for the success of this show.  This shit show just doesn’t work, if you don’t have at least two on that list.

Stephanie Matto makes a life-changing decision. Lisa Hamme finally meets her Nigerian boo. Ed Brown worries Rose won’t feel a connection when they meet. Darcey Silva  makes a shocking discovery about Tom Brooks. Geoffrey Paschel’s first day in Russia is off to a bumpy start. Let’s get straight into the recap!

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Season Premiere Recap: Great Expectations

You would think anyone who is cast on 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days has seen this show in the past. If that is true, I am having a hard time understanding how they keep finding such naive and desperate people to participate. Have these people learned nothing!  There are some who have relationship issues that may have a chance. There are others that are basically walking around with rose-colored glasses on during an apocalypse.

Darcey Silva tries to decode mixed messages from Tom Brooks.  Yolanda has a confusing conversation with Williams. Geoffrey begins his journey to Russia. Avery seeks her parent’s approval and Lisa‘s friends are concerned for her safety. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance recap!