Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills organized themselves around a new enemy, because that is the point of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills now. It has been for a few seasons! Someone is the target, and the rest of the women shield exposing their real lives by focusing their collective effort on how terribly they’ve all been wronged by this one person for some basically meaningless infraction. It’s tabloids in the suitcase, it’s stories in the tabloids no one reads….
Ever since Kyle Richards realized that the Twisted Sisters Richards would be the undoing of everything she has worked so hard to escape, she has become champion number one of this plan. She will literally hang Kim Richards out to dry by pinstriped suspenders and let Lisa Rinna call her “c–nty” than avoid getting mired down in the type of personal muck that could lift the giant felted wool hats right off to reveal whatever Kyle is hiding.
It will be interesting to see how Camille Grammer fares when faced with this – if it ever comes to pass given that the California Wildfires interceded in the cast trip, and Camille decided against attending the reunion.
Don’t Be Tardy star, Kim Zolciak, is not shy when it comes to sharing pictures of her physique on social media. She has even been accused of having more plastic surgery done then what she’s already admitted to.
Well, in a clear case of “do as I say, not as I do,” Kim is in the awkward position of having to explain to her daughter, Brielle Biermann, why plastic surgery may not be the best option. At least for the time being.
Tonight drama in the Bahamas continues for the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills as they fight over whom is dogging whom!
Dorit Kemsley struggles to make sense of her issues with Lisa Vanderpump, and finds an unlikely friendship with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave in the fallout over Lucy. Dorit also finds comfort in Lisa Rinna and Denise Richards.
Whew – I haven’t been this mad about an episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills in a long time! I had to press pause several times during last night’s episode to yell. My poor husband!
As a longtime professional (haha!) Housewife-ologist, I am by this point almost impassive to the antics and goings-on, and rarely become emotionally engaged. I should also mention that while I am a fan of Lisa Vanderpump and I enjoy watching her, I am not an LVP-stan. She has often annoyed me with her inability to admit she’s wrong. And it’s been obvious many times over that she loves producing narratives behind the scenes in a way that makes this particular franchise inauthentic and hard to follow since viewers are kept apart from so much of what actually caused the drama.
Leave it to the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to behave atrociously, abysmally, terribly badly on a five-star vacation to a sensational locale! After all, this is how the rich roll. At least according to Bravo.
Lisa VanderCantGetOverAnything continues nipping at Dorit Kemsley for her dodgy, ditching doggy adoption. Erika Girardi decides she doesn’t want any grande dames (other than herself) ruining her vacations. Also, it’s apparently her duty to be Dorit’s guard dog.
Kim Zolciak has never been shy about drawing attention to herself. Posting endless selfies and teasing about her latest cosmetic procedures. The Don’t Be Tardy star clearly enjoys being the center of the universe. And she loves showing off how she spends her hard earned money. From rolling with Rolls Royces to posing with her Speedo-clad hubby Kroy Biermann on a private beach, Kim seems to be living the good life. At least according to her social media.
Now, Kim is receiving some attention she would probably rather not have. She has been accused of being unfashionably late on a credit card bill. To the tune of six digits.
Somewhere in Atlanta is a very wealthy and very busy plastic surgeon courtesy of Kim Zolciak and Brielle Biermann. The burning question we all ask is: is anything real with these two? And if this picture is any indication, it looks like younger daughter Ariana Biermann could be following in her mother’s and older sister’s plastic footprints.
Kim is still spewing the story that she gets Botox as a migraine cure. Uh huh. Because Excedrin just isn’t enough! If the Botox is for the migraines, what are the lip injections helping with? A toothache? #askingforafriend
It’s hard to remember that Kim Zolciak and Kandi Burruss used to make music together . Think back to the early days of Real Housewives of Atlanta. That music includes a little tune called “Tardy for the Party.” That song was catchy enough to inspire the name of the first RHOA spin-off: Don’t Be Tardy. That was before stolen baby names. And, of course, it was before a lawsuit for unpaid compensation came between them.
Their dynamic became even worse during a dinner between Kim and Sheree Whitfield. Kim swore on her kids’ heads that Kandi wanted to “lick her box.”