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90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: The Mistrials of Marriage

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima finally discovered her fate in relation to her domestic violence case.  Debbie Johnson probably planned a party and bought a new trucker tee in hopes of her daughter-in-law’s departure. It’s hard to know how Colt Johnson truly feels about the predicament. He always seems confused. They are not the only couple going through a trial in this episode. There is a blowout fight you don’t want to miss.

It’s the day of Larissa’s trial. She is in fear of losing her American dream. I guess the thought of leaving her controlling mother-in-law and her dough boy of a husband is unbearable. Per usual, Debbie will be driving Larissa to get all of the juicy details to report back to her partner son. If I had to deal with a human shadow every time I needed to go somewhere, it would drive me crazy.  Who wants to feel like they are being watched 24/7?

90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tonight: Ashley Martson Meets Up With Her Ex

They need to crank out these 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After seasons a lot sooner. At this point, it just feels silly watching all of this drama play out on the show when it was already so public in real time. Why watch Colt Johnson, Larissa Dos Santos, and Colt’s mom Debbie Johnson talk about making their weird relationship work? We already know that they broke up. Their divorce has been finalized.

Yet here we are watching Larissa talk about her concerns over her upcoming trial. Don’t get me wrong, the drama is great, but a lot of it is old news. Especially when it comes to Larissa and Colt. They do everything in the spotlight and on Instagram.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Recap: In For a Shock

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, there was more whining, accusations, and people being forced to walk on eggshells to secure their future as green card recipients. I honestly, don’t know why these people sign up for this process. Do they think their relationship is any different from all of the others that failed miserably?

Apparently, Larissa Dos Santos Lima is deathly afraid that  Debbie Johnson, the cats, and Colt Johnson will hear her true feelings about them. So, she has to take interviews in the car outside the home.  She didn’t seem scared when she was at dinner going toe to toe with Debbie earlier. While she talks to producers, Debbie and her son are gossiping like school girls about how mean she is. His mother feels that Colt is always making excuses for his wife and she doesn’t deserve a new ring after flushing the original one down the toilet. Yet, when Larissa comes back inside the house they both hang their head and say “you’re right you deserve a new ring.” Are these two actually adults or is this a joke or something.

90 Day Fiance’s Larissa Dos Santos Lima And Colt Johnson Finalize Their Divorce

The separation of Larissa Dos Santos Lima and Colt Johnson was made into a public affair as both parties shared details of their tumultuous relationship in real time.  The  90 Day Fiance couple posted about the fights, altercations, and scandals that plagued their relationship on social media.  So despite the fact that 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? premiered this past Sunday, fans of the show already know how it will end.

It was inevitable.  Larissa was arrested three times during their brief but hectic relationship.  There were accusations of infidelity, among other things and an intimate photo circulating the internet.  Without taking sides, one could say Colt and Larissa were toxic together.

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On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, we got to check in with some of our favorite cast members who have already walked down the aisle. Did you think the crazy was just restricted to the 90-day visa process? Fear not, these couples are still making each other’s lives a living hell, to this very day.  Who am I to deny myself the entertainment that TLC has been providing for years?

Honestly, Nicole Nafziger , Azan Tefou , Larissa Dos Santos Lima, and Colt Johnson  have enough delusion and drama alone, to carry the entire show. I would be lying if I said I wasn’t especially excited to see how both of these storylines pan out.  I don’t know about you, but I am ready to see what twists, turns, and lies will be revealed this season.  Let’s recap their questionable decisions and give unsolicited advice together.

90 Day Fiance’s Larissa Dos Santos Lima And Colt Johnson Settle Their Divorce

Don’t you miss 90 Day Fiance? Each episode is guaranteed to bring something strange, embarrassing, awkward and mind-boggling. And that is just before the first commercial break! Arguably, the couple who brought the most amusing and shocking moments last season were Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima. And fortunately for viewers, we were introduced to Colt’s reality television gold mother, Debbie Johnson!

In a whirlwind season, we saw Colt and Larissa reunited in Las Vegas to marry. And we watched them fight and make up. Again and again. Seemingly disagreeing on everything. Yet, somehow the odd couple managed to make it down the aisle-Larissa in a dress from Goodwill and Colt in, well, something dapper from the Colt Collection. And now, less than a year after these two love birds took their sacred vows, they are finalizing their divorce.

A Valentine’s Dream Date with Colt Johnson

Colt Johnson has been one of the most colorful characters in 90 Day Fiance history. It seems like he will do almost anything to extend his 15 minutes of fame. Lucky us! From allegations of online cheating to having the Las Vegas Police Department on speed dial, Colt and his soon-to-be ex Larissa Dos Santos Lima have subjected us to non-stop, shameless attention seeking.

You might be wondering: What else could Colt do to draw attention to himself? I will admit that thought has crossed my mind. More than once. Well, now we have the answer. Colt has decided that he is going to be a modern-day Cupid who will fulfill all of your wildest romantic fantasies!

90 Day Fiance Season Six Reunion Recap: The Couples Tell All, Part Two

Remember when Danielle Mullins’ white binder of evihdunz was the most controversial thing happening on the 90 Day Fiance Tell All stage? Yeah, those days are gone. Because this year’s crew has pretty much topped out TLC’s hit show for deranged behavior, off-screen drama, and unhappily ever after endings. In real time, Colt Johnson has filed for divorce from Larissa Dos Santos Lima after her third (yes, THIRD) arrest for domestic battery. Jonathan Rivera and Fernanda Flores have split. And, it looks as if he fancies himself the next D-list Bachelor. Poor Ashley Martson was admitted to the hospital this weekend after being found unresponsive in her apartment (sources report she’s doing better now) from complications of Lupus. We don’t know whether she and Jay Smith are even still together. Steven Frend and Olga Koshimbetova are officially “on” since her visa was approved in December. Eric Rosenbrook and Leida Margaretha continue to post troubling videos about Leida being “suicidal” on social media. Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa are having baby boy number two. And effing EVERYONE has a GoFundMe.

So…good times! But for our last installment of the season six Tell All, we’ll try to suspend disbelief and comment on the lunacy we saw last night. Because there was plenty to go around. Let’s link arms and stumble off the battlefield of this 90 Day Fiance season like the wounded soldiers we are. Viewers of 90 Day Fiance, I salute you! You deserve a medal.