Don’t you miss 90 Day Fiance? Each episode is guaranteed to bring something strange, embarrassing, awkward and mind-boggling. And that is just before the first commercial break! Arguably, the couple who brought the most amusing and shocking moments last season were Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima. And fortunately for viewers, we were introduced to Colt’s reality television gold mother, Debbie Johnson!
In a whirlwind season, we saw Colt and Larissa reunited in Las Vegas to marry. And we watched them fight and make up. Again and again. Seemingly disagreeing on everything. Yet, somehow the odd couple managed to make it down the aisle-Larissa in a dress from Goodwill and Colt in, well, something dapper from the Colt Collection. And now, less than a year after these two love birds took their sacred vows, they are finalizing their divorce.
Colt Johnson has been one of the most colorful characters in 90 Day Fiance history. It seems like he will do almost anything to extend his 15 minutes of fame. Lucky us! From allegations of online cheating to having the Las Vegas Police Department on speed dial, Colt and his soon-to-be ex Larissa Dos Santos Lima have subjected us to non-stop, shameless attention seeking.
You might be wondering: What else could Colt do to draw attention to himself? I will admit that thought has crossed my mind. More than once. Well, now we have the answer. Colt has decided that he is going to be a modern-day Cupid who will fulfill all of your wildest romantic fantasies!
So…good times! But for our last installment of the season six Tell All, we’ll try to suspend disbelief and comment on the lunacy we saw last night. Because there was plenty to go around. Let’s link arms and stumble off the battlefield of this 90 Day Fiance season like the wounded soldiers we are. Viewers of 90 Day Fiance, I salute you! You deserve a medal.
Larissa Dos Santos Lima’s airtime on the first part of the 90 Day FianceTell All was a situation of quality over quantity. Larissa and husband Colt Johnson definitely vamped up the energy upon their tardy arrival. TLC showed just under four minutes of footage with them onstage, but it was the most memorable time of the hour.
Ashley Martson argues that Jay never really committed himself to the marriage. Of course, Jay has plenty of excuses. At the top of the list: He just thought Tinder was a place to make “friends!” Aww, poor Jay. He’s just sitting around on the ole’ iPad and…BAM! He’s got twelve side chicks. It could happen to anyone.