Denise Richards was the newbie on last season’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Viewers learned that Denise enjoyed tequila any time of day, and that her new husband, Aaron Phypers, had a rather large member. Let’s just say that Denise was pretty open, and it was refreshing. I’m glad she’ll be around next season.
Viewers also heard over and over how Denise used to be married to Charlie Sheen. In one of Denise’s first scenes on the show, she was on the phone with Charlie getting his opinion on whether their daughter Sam Sheen could go out with a boy or not. Surprisingly, their co-parenting relationship seemed pretty normal. But as usual, all is not what it seems on TV.
Ahem, I’ll give you a moment before we begin… Point blank, Kyle Richards must not sleep. The reigning queen of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Go To Court Part X is letting nothing stand in the way of success. Sure, Kyle tried to produce a show, “inspired” by her life. Unfortunately, audiences weren’t as wowed by the life inspiration. I blame the audience! Kyle was also super busy with her chain of retail stores. Kyle by Alene Too had a successful run, but the stupid economy and
lack of interest poor sales resulted in the boutique’s demise. I blame the economy!
Don’t cry for Kyle, Argentina. She has many tricks up her sleeve. No, I’m not talking about mental manipulation. Kyle is back in the motion picture industry! Eat your heart out, Lisa Rinna. Kyle returns with Jamie Lee Curtis for
a cameo the next Halloween installment. She is also filming HER SHOW the next season of RHOBH. Thinking about Kyle’s hectic schedule is exhausting! Surely she couldn’t add one more thing to her already full plate…. Well, wait for it.
It’s Expensive to be Erika Jayne. No, seriously, it really is. Her
music bankroller husband Tom Girardi is $6 million in debt. Ah, the downside of community property laws in the state of California. It was all good when Tom was funding her music videos, but I wonder how she feels now that she is bringing in her own consistent paychecks.
At least she has that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills salary to keep the family afloat. Or does she? Real Housewives fans have been speculating all weekend long about the
Petty Mess Pretty Mess’s status on the show. Apparently, she removed all mentions of RHOBH from her social media profiles. However, no one ever posted a screenshot of her previous profiles to prove that she ever mentioned the show on her Instagram and Twitter pages in the first place. Nevertheless, fans wondered if she got the boot like Camille Grammer or if she followed in Vicki Gunvalson and Cary Deuber’s footsteps with a demotion. How will she afford that +$40K glam squad budget?! Oh, the horror
It appears that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills isn’t done with its cast shake-up. Lisa Vanderpump quit the show after she was accused of leaking the story about Dorit Kemsley and the “puppy gate” scandal to a tabloid. The fact that it was Lisa’s longtime friend Kyle Richards that leveled the accusations made it even worse. Lisa also suffered the death of her brother, and more recently, her mother’s death.
To fill the void, two new Housewives have been announced. Actress Garcelle Beauvais and Sutton Stracke will be full-time Housewives for Season 10. Lisa Rinna, Denise Richards, Dorit, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, and Erika Jayne will all be back. But one long-time part of the franchise, Camille Grammer, will not be returning.
There are a lot of changes coming to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in Season 10. Let’s admit that the franchise needs a facelift. (Ha!) Lisa Vanderpump jumped ship for good after dealing with the trauma of her brother’s unexpected death, and the messy “puppy gate” drama. Thanks again, Dorit Kemsley, for causing this whole nightmare in the first place by not returning your puppy to Vanderpump dogs.
Lisa’s epic fight with former bestie Kyle Richards at Villa Rosa destroyed their friendship, and sealed Lisa’s decision. Now Kyle is the Queen of Beverly Hills Housewives—for the moment. But with two new faces joining next season, Kyle may be worried about her crown.
Denise Richards is plowing full steam ahead into Season 10 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Her induction proved to be memorable. The actress fought wildfires, got married, and watched a legend leave the fold. Somehow Denise managed to stay above the fray of #puppygate and maintain positive relationships with her co-stars. Denise opened up about her turbulent life and maybe shared one too many details about husband Aaron Phypers. I think viewers and Aaron would agree we already have plenty of info on his dong. That said, it’s a refreshing change from hearing about PK Kemsley’s diabetes or
anything to do with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s job.
So what is the newlywed going to bring us next year? As far as we know, she won’t be joining the carpool to court with Dorit Kemsley and Erika Jayne. Filming recently began on a new beginning for the Real Housewives of The Valley With Questionable Views. As fans of the franchise know, if you aren’t one and done, you need to shine to keep that diamond. Now Denise talks about new additions and moving forward. Ding, ding, round two for Denise has officially begun.
Season 9 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was a SNOOZE. I never want to hear the term “puppygate” again. The women made the entire season about dog drama when everything else in their lives was going to crap. Dorit Kemsley and Erika Girardi were both dealing with financial issues, yet they were barely talked about. Denise Richards and Camille Grammer lost homes in a serious fire. Yet, we only got one episode dedicated to the real-life tragedy. Lisa Rinna’s daughter struggled with an eating disorder and we saw one awkward dinner. Kyle Richards had zero problems other than self-induced anxiety. However, we saw none of these things manifest in a real way on RHOBH.
Instead we were treated to Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s accountability scheming, a Lisa Vanderpump-less season, and lots of costume changes with zero substance. Here’s hoping these women learn from watching this season that they need to let the Beverly Hills façade come down a bit for the sake of interesting content. It doesn’t seem that will happen though.
There were many unanswered questions when Real Housewives of Beverly Hills concluded Season 9. Literally though, the women refused to address almost anything remotely personal; i.e. lawsuits, plastic surgery, and finances.
The only that that was very clear is that Camille Grammer is on the outs with the RHOBH ladies. Sure, she got a long hug from latex-clad Lisa Rinna. But, other than that, bridesmaid Kyle Richards sided with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave against Camille, which didn’t surprise Camille, since she declared that Teddi is “up Kyle’s ass.” Camille and Denise Richards’ had strong tension that came out of nowhere. And then there’s Erika Jayne, who doesn’t seem to care about
anything Camille at all. Camille was really marching into the lions den when she showed up to film, but it turns out she was already very much excluded before the reunion taping.