Whew, you guys so much to discuss from last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills but unequivocally my favorite thing ever in this whole world is Denise Richards‘ “I’d like to talk to the manager…” face. Denise may be laid back and getting laid on the daily, but we saw what happens when you try to come for her.
If Kyle Richards believes bringing on Brandi Glanville to destroy Denise’s life (which is just SO GROSS on premise) will work, she’s wrong. I’m totally Team Fucking Denise Richards, and I think most viewers are too.
Also Kyle’s hair this season is just straight up karma! She looks like a matronly old bat from the 80’s attempting sex appeal. Whomever talked her into these messy topknots with teased bangs might be my hero. Reveal yourself – you deserve our praise!
Did Kyle Richards get herself into a Scheana situation by pissing off an editor? This season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is not a good look for her so far. And, no, I’m not just talking about the bangs. The comments that she’s made about Denise Richards‘ personal appearance were out of line. The glam-related fight with Dorit Kemsley is just a waste of time. This is not your season, girl.
Now, she’s calling out Denise on Twitter after Denise said her kids were asking questions about the threesome conversation they overheard at her party. Denise even discussed it with her daughter at lunch during last night’s episode. Truthfully, I’m surprised that someone with Denise and Charlie Sheen as parents is surprised to hear some (relatively tame) threesome chatter. I’m sure she’s heard way racier content at home.
Camille Grammer carried Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 on her back, especially after Lisa Vanderpump exited the series. With everyone else playing nice and doing what they could to keep their skeletons in their closets, Camille came in hot. She called out Dorit Kemsley for her financial issues. She randomly beefed with Denise Richards.
Camille feuded with Kyle Richards on Twitter. She shaded Kyle and Teddi Mellencamp for their super close friendship, saying Teddi is “up Kyle’s ass,”
which is true. She more than earned a diamond for Season 10, but it just didn’t happen. Aside from losing that full-time status (again), Camille didn’t even get asked to film for Season 10 until late into the season. We haven’t seen her at all so far.
Kyle Richards really came in hot during the last episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She argued with Dorit Kemsley and Lisa Rinna in addition to taking jabs at Denise Richards‘ personal appearance. Kyle took up for Teddi Mellencamp after Dorit showed up to Teddi’s event late (which she informed Teddi of ahead of time) in full-on glam. When Denise reminded Kyle, “You knew she was coming late,” Kyle didn’t care. Instead, she just kept on going, saying, “Hold on, hold on, hold on. So, it’s not just coming in at 1 o’clock. It’s coming in with your Barbie glam look for a workout when you’re not even working out.”
She kept dissing Dorit’s Instagram photoshoot, which is so ironic because now she’s giving Dorit exactly what she wanted: attention for these photos. Denise asked Kyle, “Why are you judging her? You’re judging her, Kyle.” Kyle rebutted that “it’s not genuine.” Denise pointed out the obvious, asking, “So, she looks like a f*cking model. Who cares?” Then, when Denise innocently got up to hit the ice cream sundae bar, Kyle dissed her looks. Kyle commented, “This one, who’s never worn anything but a f*cking mop top ponytail in her whole life is all of a sudden all like… really? Ragamuffin.” During her confessional, she laughed it off, of course, and remarked, “‘Ragamuffin’ is not the nicest word, but I could have said worse.” You did, Kyle.
I’m starting to think maybe Denise Richards doesn’t have the best taste in men. Don’t get me wrong, I love her, I really do. But after seeing her current husband, Aaron Phypers bonkers lecture on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I’m starting to really wonder. In case you missed it, Aaron gave a very questionable speech on atoms and cancer at Kyle Richards‘ dinner party. As if that wasn’t strange enough, he then said people were following them as Denise tried (unsuccessfully) to shush him for their “safety”. Oof. If you haven’t watched, I highly recommend so you know what you’re dealing with this season. At the very least, read the recap.
But it’s not just Aaron that is out there. Remember Denise’s ex is none other than Charlie Sheen. And her ongoing drama with him was featured on the first episode of RHOBH this season. While out for drinks before Kyle’s fashion show, Teddi Mellencamp decided to alert Denise to something she saw in the press. That something in question was Charlie saying he couldn’t afford to pay for child support, despite Denise’s instance that he doesn’t anyway. The women, including Erika Jayne, tried in vain to convince Denise to take this to court. But despite Teddi telling Denise that Charlie said she was “behaving like a coward”, Denise wouldn’t budge. According to Denise, “I’ve been called worse by him. Actually, that’s tame.” I love how unflappable Denise is.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp hosted an All In retreat which no one wanted to go to at all, so they went all in on Kyle Richards instead.
Despite being invited, told it didn’t matter if she attended, and then ultimately being uninvited there is Sutton Stracke, riding in a car with Kyle and Erika Jayne to Teddi’s retreat.
Sutton, displaying her good southern manners, listens to Kyle prattle on about how busy she is. Being Kyle is an exhausting, nonstop, all-consuming, ever-involved endeavor of Kyle-ness. Like Kaftans Through the kloset karosel, these are the days of Kyle’s life. Sutton is actually only half-paying attention because she’s consumed with her own worries about dealing with Teddi. Even though Sutton apologized and received a reluctant OK to attend the retreat she’s still nervous about what to expect.
Well, it’s safe to say Denise Richards is
saving the season hellbent on raising some eyebrows on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. From the gate, we learned Denise has new drama with ex-husband and tiger blood connoisseur, Charlie Sheen. Then poor Denise suffered a rogue intestinal situation with an extensive multiple hernia operation. On the heels of recovering from the procedure, Denise and newish spouse, Aaron Phypers, found themselves on the receiving end of an invite from Bangs Kyle Richards, for a dinner party…
Any fan of RHOBH knows when a group sits down to eat a high-end meal consisting of proteins, salad, and
one or two of Mauricio Umansky’s edibles vodka, sparks are sure to fly. On this particular occasion, sparks did fly, which resulted in Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave crying. Because, of course it did. But fans got an extra treat when we received insight on controversial medical breakthroughs, courtesy of Aaron. Now I’m not saying there is a helicopter following Denise and Aaron’s every move right now, but they probably are.
If you’re like me, you probably think Beverly Hills is the land of silicone implants and Botox injections. I’ve spent enough time in LA to verify that this theory is, in fact, accurate. But for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Denise Richards, she’s keeping it natural in the beauty department.
Unlike her RHOBH co-stars who are typically all dolled up with hair, makeup and wardrobe, Denise has that naturally beautiful thing going for her. While I love Dorit Kemsley’s and Erika Jayne’s over the top styles, Denise’s style is more down to earth. She’s effortless. And now, she’s sharing her beauty secrets with us.