The newest housewife to hold a diamond on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is none other than actress Denise Richards. Denise is probably best known for playing Bond girl Dr. Christmas Jones, a nuclear physicist who wears tank tops that are too small. Or for her role as a student in Wild Things, where she makes out with Neve Campbell and wears tank tops that are too small
Denise was an icon on the big screen in the late 90’s early 2000’s. But is she going to be an icon on the RHOBH? We’re only two episodes in so far and Denise seems pretty chill. In the season nine trailer, we know that Kim Richards accuses Denise of being a liar. There doesn’t seem to be more drama than that. However, Lisa Rinna hints otherwise and teases at big things to come from Denise.
We were treated to another great episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night. So far, two for two! Last night was all about continuing to catch up with the Housewives and getting to know new cast member Denise Richards a bit better. And the ladies are already off on their first cast trip to the Bahamas. Which just might be a Real Housewives record for the earliest trip of the season. And we all know how smoothly those vacations go. Add in a few drinks, a couple of grudges, some hurt feelings, and anything can-and will- happen!
Not much was mentioned about Dog Gate last night, but the smell was still lingering in the air. Lisa Vanderpump claims to have moved on from the unsavory situation of Dorit Kemsley’s adopted dog Lucy winding up in a shelter after being rehomed. Whether or not she actually has is debatable.
Last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills was a filler episode of wealthy women doing what Bravo wants us to believe wealthy women do: shopping and pastry decorating in between filming PSAs about parental abandonment (aka empty nesting) and eating disorders coinciding with the launch of your Instagram modeling career.
Anyway, Lisa takes a hit of laughing gas, which according to her “is like drinking a whole bottle of wine without the hangover” and gets her neck tightened. Kyle videos the whole procedure, and LVP explains that laughing with Kyle is necessary for her as she deals with the loss of her brother.
While it would be cool to see someone with genuine tiger’s blood on the show, it’s not looking likely. There was no indication of the former Two and a Half Men star in the Season 9 trailer. Trailers don’t show everything so anything is possible! Right? After all, the mother of his children is a focal point of the new season. Plus, Charlie isn’t typically someone to shy away from the limelight. All of his over the top antics would fit in perfectly in the 90210. Luckily for fans, Charlie is setting the record straight on if he’ll make a cameo this season, other than his appearance via speakerphone during the last episode.
In fact, the season opens with Kyle Richards getting thrown out of LVP’s house and Ken Todd telling her that she is NOT a good friend. Fast forward to two months earlier, we check in with all the ladies.
Unsurprisingly, Erika Girardi wakes up alone. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, meanwhile, wakes up in an enormous new house they purchased for the canyon views. Teddi is now running an accountability empire and trying to hold herself accountable to the motherhood/work balance. Things get so confusing her five-year-old winds up wearing one of Teddi’s crop tops as a t-shirt. #DontGiveBethennyAnyIdeas