Ummm… what?! Do my ears deceive me?
Mama June the matriarch of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fam has just announced that there will be no more pageants. But what reason do I have to watch the show if not for June belting out "Shake It, Smoochie!" in the audience?!
Apparently Honey Boo Boo is so busy pursuing a career in reality TV that the reason she became famous – pageantry – is just too time consuming! Bummer.
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Y'all ready to redneckognize?! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be back this summer! Alright now!
America's first family of Sketti just celebrated Mama June and Sugar Bear's wedding, replete with coordinating camo apparel and some scrumptious deep fried Twinkies.
Deadline reports were about to see a whole lot more of them come July 17th! The wedding will of course be included in this season's story. I'm sure we'll also get to watch Mama June coupon clip her way through wedding planning. I wonder if she made the dress herself out of hunting tarps? Honey Boo Boo herself, aka Smoochie, aka Alana will also be back to spread the sassy to the pageant world.
MAMA JUNE WRITIN A MEM-WARWR!
TLC says the new season will be smoochified! “This summer, get ready to watch the family take part in hijinx like butter rolling, tap dancing lessons and wrestling events.”
Honey Boo Boo returns Wednesday, July 17 at 9pm!
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How did you celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday? Did you enjoy some delicious food and perhaps a margarita or three? I'll tell you what I didn't do. I didn't get invited to McIntyre, Georgia to see Mama June Shannon walk down the aisle to an awaiting Sugar Bear, and that makes me terribly sad…but happy for them. #conflicted
While there is no official word as to whether Alana Thompson's parents actually got married or if it was just a commitment ceremony, the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo family celebrated in a big way…complete with camouflage, barbeque, and hopefully lots of 'sketti. Not surprisingly, TLC cameras were on hand to capture the exciting event.
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Pick on June Shannon and her family all you want, but you have to hand it to this reality TV mom for having a good financial head on her shoulders.
June has said in the past that she won't change the way her family lives just because they're earning good money on reality TV. June is frugal and wise, knowing that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo won't last forever, so she saves every cent she can. The celebrity mama is squirreling away all that TLC money for her daughters' futures.
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Rosie O'Donnell recently declared her love for Alana Thompson and her family. I'll admit… I'm one of the few around here who compares Here Comes Honey Boo Boo to a train wreck. It doesn't feel right to watch it, but I cannot look away. I still do not know if the show gives me the warm fuzzies or the heebie jeebies.
Rosie admitted Here Come Honey Boo Boo took some getting used to. "For the first 10 minutes, I was kinda stunned," Rosie said. "For the second 10 minutes, I was touched. And for the last 10 minutes I thought, this is really revolutionary TV in a way most people won't understand." Rosie was so enamored, she offered to buy the family a new house!
June Shannon finally responded to Rosie's offer. She told Rosie the same thing she told TLC – they love their house, railroad tracks and all. After acknowledging Rosie's kindness, June said, "We're not looking for a hand out, but we do want to renovate our house."
"We're in," Rosie told People in response to June's not-so-subtle hint. "Are you kidding me? Of course!"
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Honey Boo Boo hits Hollywood! Alana Thompson and Mama June Shannon are spending a few days in Los Angeles to do a little promotional work for their show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Alana and June hit up The Grove yesterday afternoon, where Alana entertained the audience while being interviewed for "Extra". And then last night, Alana enjoyed some quality kid time playing in the fountains at Hollywood & Highland after her interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be airing a few special holiday episodes in 2012 before it returns for another season in 2013.
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Give us your best caption for this hilarious photo of Anderson Cooper with his cardboard standee of Honey Boo Boo. You know you're Googling it right now so you can order one of your very own. Admit it. We won't judge you.
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