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Y'all ready to redneckognize?! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be back this summer! Alright now! 

America's first family of Sketti just celebrated Mama June and Sugar Bear's wedding, replete with coordinating camo apparel and some scrumptious deep fried Twinkies.

Deadline reports were about to see a whole lot more of them come July 17th! The wedding will of course be included in this season's story. I'm sure we'll also get to watch Mama June coupon clip her way through wedding planning. I wonder if she made the dress herself out of hunting tarps? Honey Boo Boo herself, aka Smoochie, aka Alana will also be back to spread the sassy to the pageant world. 

MAMA JUNE WRITIN A MEM-WARWR!

TLC says the new season will be smoochified! “This summer, get ready to watch the family take part in hijinx like butter rolling, tap dancing lessons and wrestling events.” 

Honey Boo Boo returns Wednesday, July 17 at 9pm! 

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HERE COMES MAMA JUNE! Wedding celebration of Mama June and Sugar Bear in McIntyre, GA

How did you celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday?  Did you enjoy some delicious food and perhaps a margarita or three?  I'll tell you what I didn't do.  I didn't get invited to McIntyre, Georgia to see Mama June Shannon walk down the aisle to an awaiting Sugar Bear, and that makes me terribly sad…but happy for them.  #conflicted

While there is no official word as to whether Alana Thompson's parents actually got married or if it was just a commitment ceremony, the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo family celebrated in a big way…complete with camouflage, barbeque, and hopefully lots of 'sketti.  Not surprisingly, TLC cameras were on hand to capture the exciting event.

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Pick on June Shannon and her family all you want, but you have to hand it to this reality TV mom for having a good financial head on her shoulders. 

June has said in the past that she won't change the way her family lives just because they're earning good money on reality TV.  June is frugal and wise, knowing that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo won't last forever, so she saves every cent she can.  The celebrity mama is squirreling away all that TLC money for her daughters' futures. 

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Everyone starts a new year with good intentions, right? Even reality stars! While I'm sure they all have a bevy of things they'd like to improve upon (one would hope!) we thought we'd give them a little help in that department. Below are some of the New Year's Resolutions we wish some of our favorite reality stars would make. 

Kim Kardashian: 'Please let my mom leave me alone – I resolve to try and say no to her and stop putting all my embarrassing and indecent moments on TV. I really don't want to have to pull a baby out of my vagina on Keeping Up With The Kardashians like Kourtney did. Does being pregnant mean my child has already sold its soul to E!? I hope not. And I resolve to let being pregnant get more media coverage than that icky divorce. Hopefully my next TV wedding will be less of a mess.' 

We really, really hope ol' Kimmie Kakes embraces the notion of privacy. Especially less nudie pics on Twitter and less revealing clothing. We've already seen it all, anyway. #sextape #playboy

Lisa Vanderpump: We hope Lisa resolves to ditch toxic pseudo-friends who obviously don't respect her. (Ahem… Splits Richards!) 

Kyle Richards: Please… stop with the splits! And the caftan/batwing sleeved Mrs. Roper get-ups. And the pot stirring. And the two-faced nonsense. And be a little nicer to your sister. 

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Rosie O'Donnell recently declared her love for Alana Thompson and her family. I'll admit… I'm one of the few around here who compares Here Comes Honey Boo Boo to a train wreck. It doesn't feel right to watch it, but I cannot look away. I still do not know if the show gives me the warm fuzzies or the heebie jeebies. 

Rosie admitted Here Come Honey Boo Boo took some getting used to. "For the first 10 minutes, I was kinda stunned," Rosie said. "For the second 10 minutes, I was touched. And for the last 10 minutes I thought, this is really revolutionary TV in a way most people won't understand." Rosie was so enamored, she offered to buy the family a new house!

June Shannon finally responded to Rosie's offer. She told Rosie the same thing she told TLC – they love their house, railroad tracks and all. ​After acknowledging Rosie's kindness, June said, "We're not looking for a hand out, but we do want to renovate our house."

"We're in," Rosie told People in response to June's not-so-subtle hint. "Are you kidding me? Of course!"

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Honey Boo Boo hits Hollywood!  Alana Thompson and Mama June Shannon are spending a few days in Los Angeles to do a little promotional work for their show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Alana and June hit up The Grove yesterday afternoon, where Alana entertained the audience while being interviewed for "Extra".  And then last night, Alana enjoyed some quality kid time playing in the fountains at Hollywood & Highland after her interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be airing a few special holiday episodes in 2012 before it returns for another season in 2013.

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Give us your best caption for this hilarious photo of Anderson Cooper with his cardboard standee of Honey Boo Boo.  You know you're Googling it right now so you can order one of your very own.  Admit it.  We won't judge you.

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Last night was the hour-long season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which means it was 60 whole long minits (57 if you do math like Mama does) of kuntry-kussin and hollerin! Anna finally had Kaitlyn, Honey brought the sass in a last-minute pageant, and freaking gnats drove everyone waving, slapping, shushing, cussing, flapping crazy. 

So it all started out innocently enough. Mama had the grand idear of doing a famlee photo shoot in 100 degree heat down by the boat water. So they all trundle down these big rocks – even super prego Anna – to pose as the four sisters while Mama stands under the bridge directin' things. Everybody has dressed up – which means even Mama put on some make-up and I must say she looks sweet. Family star Alana is dressed to the nines, but she left her A-game pageant attitude back at the convenience store down the road cause she was crotchety all day. And she got mud alover her clothes within five minites of gettin' thayre. 

Alana says she doesn't do well with heat. After much bickering and Sugar Bear showing up in a t-shirt, claiming he only dresses up for funerals – the family gets  some cute photos. The photographer has already changed her number just in case they ever call her again. She just doesn't have the stamina for Boo Boo bickering. Apparently holding hands and walking together was the most challenging part of the day for them – getting along, unlike couponing, is not their strong suit. I think they should make those free family coupon books – like, 'This coupon is good for one free hug.' Remember those?

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