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Looks like we’ll be seeing even less of Billie Lee next season on Vanderpump Rules!

The SUR hostess revealed her role on the Lisa Vanderpump-led spinoff will be smaller during the upcoming eighth season. She’s been featured in a recurring capacity the last two years as the show’s lone trans cast member.

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One might say Kristen Doute is unlucky in love. During her tenure on Vanderpump Rules, viewers watched Kristen cheat on long-term boyfriend, Tom Sandoval. She moved on with James Kennedy.After her saga with James ended, she briefly shagged Aleks Taldykin from Below Deck. When Kristen finally met Brian Carter on a dating app, love blossomed and the two began their journey of romance.

Not all relationships are meant to last. Especially in Kristen’s case. As she watched her friends get married and move into multi-million dollar homes, her love affair with Carter began to crumble. Relationship experts Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney advised Kristen to leave Carter because he was basically living off of Kristen’s paycheck. Viewers had hoped Kristen found her happily ever after, but it wasn’t to be. Now there is new evidence Kristen and Carter haven’t stopped banging have reignited the flames of desire, making the dating world a safer place to be once again.

Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright Are Married- Check Out Photos Of The Vanderpump Rules Cast In Kentucky

Congratulations to the new Mr. and Mrs. Cauchi. Cauchi is Jax Taylor’s actual last name in case anyone forgot. And, yes, Jax and Brittany Cartwright tied the knot during a weekend-long extravaganza in a Kentucky castle.

Every single Vanderpump Rules cast member was a part of the wedding. Well, except for James Kennedy, Raquel Leviss, and Billie Lee, who were not invited, obviously. Other than that, Kentucky was full of Bravolebrities.

Report: Lance Bass to Officiate Jax and Brittany’s Wedding

This weekend is the big day.  The wedding that literally no one thinks is a good idea. That’s right, y’all, in approximately 24 hours, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright will be marching down the aisle towards the strategically-placed cameras wedded bliss.  Prediction: Jax will sleep with at least one member of the bridal party in a bathroom at the reception.  I mean, he’s already slept with most of them, what’s one more?

Corrected prediction:  Jax will have a threesome with at least one member of the bridal party (my money’s on Kristen Doute, she’ll basically sleep with anyone) and a member of the catering staff during the cocktail hour.  After all,  if Jax will jump in the sack with a co-worker mere steps away from said co-worker’s aged and dying employer, he will pretty much do it any time, anywhere!

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It has felt like ages since Lisa Vanderpump and her new pink kitchen graced the screen on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Once Lisa stopped filming with the mean girls puppygate girl gang, viewers were left wondering if she was going to attend the reunion. To many fans dismay, Lisa decided to say “Cheerio” to not only the reunion but the show as well. 

Even though Lisa hasn’t been on RHOBH for most of the season, the cast can’t stop talking about her. One minute they wish she was there, ok only Kyle Richards said that, and then next minute they trash her. Erika Girardi said she was a “dark cloud” over the group and is happy Lisa is gone. And they aren’t the only ones with an opinion about Lisa leaving either. 

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We all know Scheana Marie. Whether you like her or not, her storyline kicked off the phenomena known as Vanderpump Rules. Back then all she wanted was a pop singing career and friendship with the “in” crowd. We have watched Scheana go from blushing bride to worldly divorcee. She has not been shy about her voracious appetite for the opposite sex, nor does she apologize for her escapades while single. Along the way, she still tried to fit in.

Scheana has been known to stir the Pump Rules pot, but isn’t particularly harmful. I mean, when compared to pit vipers like Katie Maloney or Kristen Doute, her actions are relatively benign. Over the years, viewers develop strong feelings and fans of popular programs become, very dedicated. Being anonymous behind a keyboard often causes people to lose their minds manners. Commenters can be blatantly rude or resort to online bullying. Recently Scheana encountered a cyber bully, and she let her followers know, she’s not here for that crap.

Vanderpump Rules Pride

LA Pride has become a staple on each Vanderpump Rules season. Every year, Lisa Vanderpump and the rest of the cast members go all out for Pride. Every single one of them gets in on the celebration.

And, for the most part, they all dress up in some festive outfits, especially the ladies. And Tom Sandoval, of course. He always comes through for a thematic event and Pride is no exception.

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Since Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz’s joint bachelor/bachelorette party went so well, the Vanderpump Rules cast decided to apply the same concept in honor of Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s big day. In case you didn’t detect my sarcasm, or if you’re a new viewer, Tom and Katie’s party was a complete and total shit show.

Yes, in a fun way, but also in a cringe-worthy way, i.e. the arguments. It was rough to see Tom and Katie arguing just before they tied the knot. Who could ever forget Tom Sandoval dressed in drag yelling about how Schwartz is a “battered wife”? Let’s hope that Jax and Brittany’s joint party was not reminiscent of Tom and Katie’s trip.