Last night, Shaun Robinson hosted the 90 Day version of a TLC reunion, known as The Couples Tell All, in which the American fiances come together (plus Jesse, who would attend the opening of an envelope if it meant more screen time) to talk to their Skyped-in lovahs. At each Tell All, we are promised updates on the couples’ plans since we’ve seen them last. But what we actually get at these twisted shindigs is OH SO much more.
Even though each and every cast member of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days could single-handedly bring enough dramatic trash TV to carry an entire season, tonight we’re in for a real treat. Because the CouplesTell All reunionis here!
TLC’s previews are keeping tonight’s drama on strict lockdown, but we do see glimpses of what may befall our American-foreign lovebirds. As for the 7th(ish) couple, Marta and Daya, their relationship was basically dead on arrival, so let’s just allow them to RIP.
We’re sliding into home plate on season two of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Or, shall we say, the train is almost nearly at full wrecking capacity? Either way, the end is nigh, my friends! And tonight’s episode is teasing some huge moments for our 6 and a half favorite couples.
What have we done to deserve the beautiful disaster of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days? Ah, who cares! Let’s just warm our hands by the soft glow of this dumpster fire and congratulate ourselves on every life decision we’ve ever made. Because if that isn’t the point of this show, I don’t know what is. Last night, we saw desperation and delusional thinking at its finest. We also saw a pink tank top continue to do the noble work of a 48-hour shift, containing Angela within its weary spandex threads long enough for her to rip Michael several new bung-holes.
Before we get to them, let’s check in with Rachel and Jon, the two most self-absorbed “victims of love” to cry many tears on national TV. Now that Rachel is back in Albuquerque, she needs to face reality – with the help of an immigration attorney (FINALLY). After Skyping with Jon at home to trade googly eyes at one another and mutually lamenting how much “the world is against them,” she heads out to a lawyer’s office for advice.
Ahh…our first official weekend of Autumn, another epic night of crackpot relationships put on full display tonight on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Last week, we met newcomers Marta and Daya, who presented us with the classic love story of a third generation Midwestern stripper falling for an Algerian Muslim who can’t speak a lick of English. Mawwiage! A dweam within a dweam.
Tonight, we’ll find out more about Daya when Marta finally gets homeboy on Skype. Spoiler alert: It does not go well. Suffice to say, we’ll find out why that iPad screen of hers is cracked within an inch of its life.