Noelle Robinson is about to leave for Howard University to study dentistry. Since Cynthia Bailey has never even played a college kid on TV, she has no idea what to expect. Like should she teach Noelle about how to handle her liquor now, before she leaves to school by giving her brunch cocktails? Should she cut Noelle’s food, and open her juice boxes, and make sure she’s buckled into her car seat? Should she go to college too and live in the apartments next to the dorm? Or IN the dorm?! Can Mike Hill stay over in said dorm? So many worries!
Real Housewives of Atlanta is back tonight with a new episode. Let’s just hope they can get back into the groove of how things used to be! This season has been a total yawn fest. Will tonight’s episode be any better?
In all honesty, the tea was lukewarm at best. Dennis got tattoos of his past love interests, cooked for them, and gave them Rolex watches. Alright, then. There have been way worse rumors on this show. Kandi told the ladies that she didn’t want to share her insights with Porsha since they just became cool(ish) again. All of the women agreed that no one should tell Porsha and they should just let her use her own judgment. Obviously, that’s not what happened. This is Real Housewives of Atlanta, after all. Of course, someone told Porsha about the gossip.
It’s Dennis McKinley‘s turn to be in the hot seat and meet Porsha’s mom. They get together at his hookah lounge CRU, which makes perfect sense since Diane doesn’t like the smell of hookah.”Between hookah, hair, and hot dogs, there’s not one other word that begins with ‘H’ that could describe my Dennis,” Porsha brags. Dennis, who doesn’t have hair, but does have the delightful distinction of looking hot dog-esque (sans the ‘hot’ part). Aren’t hookah lounges passe – just like visible panty lines, which Porsha, unfortunately, has in those way too tight jeggings.
All eyes are on Lisa Vanderpump these days. If you’re searching for her, don’t look anywhere near the Beverly Hills Housewives. She’s not hanging out with any of them these days, but she does spend time with some beloved animals. Recently, she shared a photo of herself holding a giant bunny.
Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Shamea Morton is officially a mom! The Friend of the Housewives broke the news that she and her husband Gerald Mwangi welcomed a baby girl this week. This is probably not something that the viewers would ever get to see on the show.
Since Shamea has never been a full-time cast member, the viewers only see her when she’s embroiled in controversy. Never for a happy moment of her own. Sure, they showed her bridal shower last season, but it was only to showcase the tension between the full-time cast members. Shamea has had her fair share of camera time though. She’s been the subject of scandalous rumors. She has even spread some gossip about the other cast members. Of course, those storylines made the cut. And that’s why we need social media to fill in the gaps when it comes to the happy news.
Since Kandi had fibroids and a high-risk pregnancy with Ace, she and Todd Tucker are considering a surrogate (or two!) to make babies out of their two remaining embryos. Until they learn surrogates – the good ones who aren’t hanging in the hood – cost $100k per uterine rental, and Todd might not even get to rub their bellies. At least Todd realizes he better get to work at the OLG instead of just sampling fried chicken and cocktails while talking about work.