It was a night of changes galore for the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta. And despite what Japanese fortunes may have predicted, everyone’s lives were shifting and sliding in various directions. Just like the empty old wine bottles Cynthia Bailey wants to affix to the walls of her new wine bar.
I mean Jesus told Cynthia to do it and she is a “prayer of Jesus” who says recycle thy juice of the holy spirit. Or maybe that’s just Cynthia’s way of hiding how much wine she and her fellow Housewives consume?
Last night the Real Housewives Of Atlanta ended their trip to Tokyo with some tears, but plenty of laughs. I never thought we’d see a Real Housewives trip end without a major blowout fight. However, it turns out pickles make people laugh, they make people love, and they make people forget all their rude thoughts! More pickles for the reunion, Andy Cohen!
Over in Japan Dennis McKinley is missing Porsha Williams so much he sends her a bouquet of flowers that looks like the vegetation in a Super Mario Brothers game from the 90’s.
This so-called arrangement was a hot mess that was bursting out of its box – just like Porsha’s boobs were bursting out of her top. Some mad science definitely was being used to keep those things taped. She was one sneeze away from an explosion. NASA has better things to do, y’all!
On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, the women are still in Tokyo but they are finally coming together to throw Eva Marcille the type of raunchy bachelorette party every real Housewife deserves – complete with inappropriate use of pickles, samurai strippers, and plenty of unwanted advice!
First the ladies take a samurai lesson which has them using head-to-head combat (and wooden swords) instead of words to over differences of opinions, but the exercise proves to soften a long-standing rivalry. Bravo isn’t sharing who’s who, but I’m guessing that Porsha Williams and Kandi Burruss finally stop hating each other.
So far season 11 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta has been in a bit of a slump. Most of the tension has centered around fashion. Yawn. Things finally livened up during the cast trip to Tokyo. The ladies bonded over karaoke, walked the city streets like a runway, and played some games with Geishas.
The drama heated up as well. Eva Marcille stepped up to the plate in her $1200 flip flips and served Marlo Hampton an epic dose of shade. And it looks like the fun and drama will continue!
There must be something in the water over at Bravo headquarters. Andy Cohen just had a baby. Porsha Williams from the Real Housewives of Atlantaand Mercedes “MJ” Javid from Shahs of Sunsetare about to have their babies soon. And now Real Housewives of Potomac star Ashley Darby announced she is going to have a baby this year! Fans of the show know that Ashley and her husband Michael Darby had quite the tumultuous relationship over the past few seasons. The couple had separated for several months, and even fought over wanting to have kids. Then it was revealed during the season three reunion that Ashley had a miscarriage. All is well now with the happy couple. Ashley shared the exciting details of their expanding family over social media.
There’s nothing like some mother/child time, right? Kelly Dodd took her daughter Jolie to Phoenix via private jet. How Lala Kentof her! Teen Mom star Jenelle Evanstook the low key route. She just posted a selfie with her baby girl.
Kristin Cavallarishared photos with her children taking care of a baby bird. Shamari DeVoeshared a throwback photo breastfeeding her twin boys. This is probably going to get some attention, because… well, it’s 2019. People are just looking for reasons to be offended these days.