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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap

Denise Richards Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

What a blindside Denise Richards got on last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She was not ready for that Brandi Glanville bombshell. Neither was I quite frankly. Teddi Mellencamp went full bone carrier to deliver the news to everyone that Brandi said she and Denise had sex. However, Denise totally lost it and shouted “Bravo” repeatedly and told them not to use that footage. Honey, it doesn’t work like that.

In addition to the always-present Denise drama, some of the other women have some issues brewing. Don’t they always! Dorit Kemsley just about lost it last week when Kyle Richards kept interrupting her. She was trying to make a point about the Denise and Teddi situation, but Kyle couldn’t keep her mouth shut. These two have had squabbles all season, and, hopefully, they talk it out soon.

Denise Richards Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are jetting off to Rome in this all new episode. However, it’s doubtful Denise Richards will be enjoying herself. Is anyone else excited that we’re finally getting the “Bravo Bravo F***ing Bravo” moment? Denise has a lot to answer for after last week’s episode. Whether it’s true or not, Brandi Glanville set a lot in motion with those bombshells.

A trip to Rome should be luxurious and relaxing, but this group makes that an impossibility. It appears that Teddi definitely not in her father’s shadow Mellencamp is going full bone carrier. They’re insistent on letting her keep her diamond, so let’s make her work for it. Once she relays everything Brandi said at Kyle Richards house, s**t is going down. Will this shatter Denise’s friendship with these women? Time to find out!

Brandi Glanville Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills saw many familiar faces return. However, all eyes were on two; Camille Grammer and Brandi Glanville. These two women know how to spice up a season and serve THAT drama. This city used to be sooo good, and these two are part of the reason for that. Hopefully, they’re here to save the season and give us what we want.

Brandi is allegedly spilling some major tea in this episode. We also know the women are heading to Rome soon. By the sounds of it, things won’t be sunshine and roses for Denise Richards in Italy. Everyone is gunning for her. Everyone has an issue. We know about the affair rumors, but what else does Brandi have up her sleeve? In addition to Brandi, will anyone be willing to hear Camille out? This woman is trying so hard to make amends!  

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Black Ties And White Lies
So many blasts from the pasts coming up on this episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It’s going to be so good to see so many former diamond holders under one roof. Wowza! Adrienne Maloof, Eileen Davidson, Camille Grammer, Kim Richards, and of course Brandi Glanville are all back. Things didn’t end well with Camille last year, so this should be EPIC.

Honestly, the real question is how much longer until THOSE Brandi & Denise Richards rumors begin. That’s been the topic on so many viewer’s minds heading into this season. With Brandi back into the fray, we are that much closer to THAT “Bravo, Bravo, fu**ing Bravo” moment. After two boring years, it’s so nice seeing Beverly Hills have this redemption season. Here we go!

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Lisa Rinna

Sheesh, the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills are a bunch of hypocritical shrews, but Lisa Rinna is quickly emerging as the leader of that pack.

There is something going on here where these women are attempting to gaslight Denise Richards, who won’t allow it. Somehow a conversation where Denise, almost jokingly, revealed to Erika Jayne that her daughter, Sami, overheard them talking about three-ways, has turned these women into a teeming frothing mob shrieking that Denise is mom-shaming and accusing them of being unfit parents. I’m sorry… I missed when that happened? Actually, Denise is right – they are mom-shaming her!

They are repeatedly and constantly bringing up irrelevant things that, in their minds, implicates Denise as a hypocritical slut who set a skanky bad example for her children, but is now projecting her own deep loathing shame onto them. At least that’s what Dr. Lipsa, consumer of self-help books from the 90’s, believes.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Denise Richards

Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills went to Santa Barbara and all they did was fight. Here a fight, there a fight, everywhere a fight-fight!

Back when Kyle Richards believed anyone cared about the movie she filmed, or more specifically cared about the Saga of Kyle: These are the Kaftans of Our Lives, she invited all the ladies to Santa Barbara. It was really to celebrate the end of her bangs. Literally Kyle went to Santa Barbara and immediately started sweeping back the bangs.

Of course no one cares about Kyle unless they’re making her cry or trying to get her all worked up until Mauricio has to  blow smoke – literally – up her ass. Everyone meets at Kyle’s house to make the long, arduous drive through the steep hills and rocky cliffs to a house perched on the side of a mountain in Santa Barbara where no one can hear them scream. Escape TO witch mountain. Or maybe Kyle can no longer separate horror film from horror reality?

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards Crying

There is a curious thing happening on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills – The gaslighting of Kyle Richards. Also what is up with Teddi Mellencamp? Did fear of Lisa Rinna get her tongue?

First though I cannot even stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Dorit Kemsley with her Buca di Beppo dining room remodel and Dorit behaving as if she was asked to re-do Buckingham Palace.

It’s the best karma ever delivered to see Dorit and PeeeeKaaaay coming across like the grifting fools they are; all wide-eye and shining, believing Dorit is going to leverage a strip-mall dining room remodel into a career as the new Nick Alain. Of course they mentioned that Lisa Vanderpump would be threatened by them infringing on her territory by entering the restaurant business. Robert Earl, the owner of this erstwhile chain of phony Italian restaurants with their inflated prices and pretend ‘old country’ memorabilia, snarks that he’s sure the Vanderpump-Todds will wish them well.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Denise Richards

Whew, you guys so much to discuss from last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills but unequivocally my favorite thing ever in this whole world is Denise Richards “I’d like to talk to the manager…” face. Denise may be laid back and getting laid on the daily, but we saw what happens when you try to come for her.

If Kyle Richards believes bringing on Brandi Glanville to destroy Denise’s life (which is just SO GROSS on premise) will work, she’s wrong. I’m totally Team Fucking Denise Richards, and I think most viewers are too.

Also Kyle’s hair this season is just straight up karma! She looks like a matronly old bat from the 80’s attempting sex appeal. Whomever talked her into these messy topknots with teased bangs might be my hero. Reveal yourself – you deserve our praise!