We are at the point in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season where I want to bang my head on my keyboard over and over. Each season we wind up in this beating the dead horse game of she said this about what so and so said about xyz situation and it just goes on and on and on and ON in this never-ending cycle of blame and denial and ridiculousness. And after watching the previews for tonight‘s episode, it’s going to carry on.
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Now that Khloe Kardashian has confirmed that she is expecting a baby with NBA player Tristan Thompson, she has been showing off her baby bump, and she recently celebrated the milestone at her baby shower.
Of course, Khloe’s famous family was in attendance, but there were plenty of other famous faces on hand to celebrate baby Thompson.
There are few things better than a Real Housewives crossover. It’s always interesting to have more than one Real Housewife in the same room, but it’s even more exciting to have cast members from different shows in one place. These moments make for the best Instagram posts.
Erika Girardi (or maybe it was her alter ego Erika Jayne), Melissa Gorga, and Kenya Moore channeled fifties Housewives with some high buns, conservative dresses, aprons, and white heels to film a promotional spot for A Wrinkle In Time.
No dog has caused as much drama as Kim Richards’ dog Kingsley. Her beloved dog has caused serious injuries, emotional distress, and a bevy of legal bills for the former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member.
The dog has also caused a lot of issues between Kim and her sister Kyle Richards, especially since Kingsley bit Kyle’s daughter Alexia and she had to be hospitalized. Now Kyle is going out her way to distance herself from Kim’s doggy drama by asking to be dismissed from a lawsuit filed against her sister.
Let’s be honest: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is not as good as it used to be. The glam squads and over-the-top parties are great and all, but we need more compelling stories than arguments about glassware and who’s best friends with who.
With current batch of ladies, it doesn’t seem like that’s a possibility. It seems like no one wants to be the bad guy (except for Dorit Kemsley here and there- no matter how much she denies everything she says and does) or get caught on camera without makeup, let alone actually reveal the personal inner workings of their lives. They are in dire need of a casting shakeup. The first season of this show addressed addiction issues, abusive relationships, and adultery among its story lines and now we are subjected to arguments about being late to lunch. This is a stark contrast from the show that this used to be.
It felt like Dorit Kemsley came on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a loyal soldier to do Lisa Vanderpump’s bidding, so it was pretty surprising when their friendship hit a bump in the road before Dorit’s second season even ended. Sure this was bound to happen eventually, but it seemed like Dorit had a lot more drama to stir up with the rest of the women before she and Lisa started to have issues on camera.
Ultimately, I feel like these two will stick together since
Lisa loves Dorit on the strength of loving her husband they are close friends. I feel like Dorit knows where all the bodies are buried at Villa Rosa and I’m sure that Lisa knows about all the secrets Dorit may be hiding at her rented mansion, so I’m all for the discord, but only if it turns into a full-blown feud. I’m not here for an elongated argument over something inconsequential. I want to see insult hurling and tea spilling.
I hate to admit this, but Dorit Kemsley is carrying this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on her back. If Dorit wasn’t around, we would be subjected to a show about glam squads, home renovations, and endless self-promotion. As irritating as Dorit can be, especially when she’s coming for my beloved Camille Grammer, she is the only one bringing the drama.
Obviously Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is not a fan of Dorit’s and I don’t blame her, but hopefully on some level she is grateful for Dorit giving her a story line and an opportunity to get the viewers on her side.
Season 1 Camille Grammer is back and I am living for it every single time she puts Dorit Kemsley in her place. Their back and forth is making for some great TV on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (finally). Not only that, but Lisa Vanderpump is getting in on the action and throwing some major shade toward Dorit.
Even though Dorit called Camille a “c**t” for no reason, told Camille that she would give her a strap-on, and gave Erika Girardi panties as a gag gift last season, Dorit did not find it at all funny when Camille gave her a ball gag during the last episode. Apparently those who dish it out, cannot take it.