The Masked Singer

Confession: I can sit through 1oo’s of hours of “unscripted television,” but I have never once made it through an awards show.  Except maybe the MTV VMAs one year while I was in college.  And even then, I only made it through because I was too hung over to move from the couch where my roommates were watching.

However, I do find the People’s Choice Awards fascinating.  Because the awards are voted on by the viewers, it makes for some… interesting results.  For example, last year’s nominees for “Drama Movie of the Year” included Red Sparrow and A Quiet Place – both legitimate movies with plots and acting and character development.  Wanna know what movie won?  “Fifty Shades Freed.”  That’s right, we the viewers chose soft porn over  a movie starring Academy Award-winning Jennifer Lawrence and one starring America’s favorite human, Jim Halpert.  America’s voting habits make me nervous.