Days after taking some low blows at her ex-fiance Hugh Hefner, Playmate Crystal Harris is now apologizing, admitting she went too far.
During Crystal’s interview on the Howard Stern Show on Tuesday, she stated sex with Hef only lasted “like two seconds” and that she was definitely “not turned on by” him.
Crystal has now taken to her twitter to apologize. “The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh,” wrote Crystal. “I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry,” she added.
It also appears Hef, who was adamant Crystal was lying about their lack of a sex life, accepts Crystal’s apology. “Crystal apologized for her Howard Stern interview, which I appreciated. It didn’t have much to do with reality,” tweeted Hef. “I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear. That’s her MO with most everyone,” he added in a tweet to a fan.
Hef also claimed they had a great sex life in a now deleted tweet from earlier this week. “The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights,” wrote the 85-year-old.
Good thing for Hef, some gold-diggers Playmates have come to his defense in light of Crystal’s comments. “I’ve heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there,” said Playmate Hiromi Oshima to PEOPLE. “Hef is a lover,” said Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV. “I think they definitely had sex more than that one time and it wasn’t two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life.”
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TELL US – WHEN IT COMES TO HEF’S SEX LIFE, WHO DO YOU BELIEVE? THE PLAYMATES OR CRYSTAL? PLUS THOUGHTS ON CRYSTAL’S APOLOGY?









He’s 500 years old he shouldn’t be having sex!
just threw up in my mouth…. ew… uugghh…
Sure Hef, sure.
all of this is just gross
Hell I hope I’m still doing it at his age!
Yuck! I don’t know how any young women could spread for an old wrinkly guy like Heff. Sure he seems nice but.. he looks like he smells like eggs that have been left out too long.
Crystal looked like she was under the influence on Howard (foul mouth) Stern.
Crystal was upset about all of the papers she had to sign and her allowance. Who at 25 years old gets an allowance….get a job you nasty woman,.
In addition, Hef is way to old to be hanging around 20 somethings….sounds odd to me.
Hef can barely walk so I know his willie doesn’t swing anymore,
I would never date Hef and I am in my 60′s I made my own money don’t need his and his curfews. very high school if you aske me.
2 seconds………..
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I don’t want to hear about some old dude having sex.
She is nasty for sleeping with a grandpa so she didn’t do herself any favors.
Crystal is only saiding sorry now because she was getting slam for comment. She use hef to get in the public eye she wants to be singer . That why she went after hef she thought he could make her career I hope dr Phil son is not dating her. She is classless and just use people to get where she wants to be . Instead of working hard like so many singer she just sleep her way to top . Holly was right all along she knew crystal was just using hef.
WHY NOT!!!! HE LOOKS GOOD FOR HIS AGE AND I WOULD’NT BELEIVE SOME MONEY HUNGRY WHORE WHO CAN’T GET A REAL JOB AND LOOK AFTER HERSELF. IT DOES’NT MATER ABOUT YOUR AGE, THERE’S THOUSANDS OF SENIOR CITIZENS WHO STILL HAVE A VERY HEALTHY AND ACTIVE SEX LIFE. THERE ARE SEX AIDS FOR ANYONE HAVING PROBLEMS NO MATTER WHAT AGE. YOU YOUNGSTERS SHOULD BE BETTER EDUCATED BEFORE YOU JUDGE.
@JESSICA; I AGREE WITH YOU. THE COMMENTS I’VE READ ABOUT THIS SOUNDS LIKE THEY’RE COMING FROM IMMATURE KIDS. WHO SAYS EEWWWW ANYMORE AND A FEW OTHER IMMATURE REMARKS. “EVERYBODY” GETS OLD AND WRINKLY. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THAT RULE. SO REMEMBER, YOU’LL BE IN THE SAME CATEGORY SOME DAY AND MAYBE SOMEONE WILL BE SAYING THE SAME ABOUT YOU.
I am a senior citizen and I have not had sex for 16 years….not interested in some old dude with his diapers smelling like do do….you young folks go ahead and screw all you want…it is not for me…laying next to some old man with stinky breath and stinky but and balls.
I am developing my mind at my old age instead of my vagina.
Keep well you opionated young folks who think they are entitled to everything with a low fico score and can’t even pay their rent, or car note because they are eating out everyday and not cooking at home.
Thanks for listening to this old gal.,
crystal trashed the old man (Hef) and is now feeling remorse…the gal is a phony, b…….
and large, and masculine looking.
go play with Dr. Phil’s son and watch out Robin this gal may be after the doctor.
just saying
These comments are hilarious!
@12 NAME- Typing in all CAPS is so 1998 Junior High Yahoo chat room.
@13 rootcanal,
Lol!!!!
When you were 18 it wasn’t compulsory to practically start your adulthood with at least $60,ooo in debt!
Relax! Enjoy your social security that the young people pay for!
When you paid it was only like a quarter.
Now, it is 50% of my taxes!!!!
Well that was a little oxymoronic rootcanal.. I am 31 years YOUNG, I pay my car note (2 as a matter of fact), my mortgage (which means I do NOT have a low fico score considering I got all of these things approved for purchase, and do not eat out every day. How dare you say something like that?
On that note…. Hef and many other girls have said that he gets it up and they have had a satisfying sex life with him. The good news who everyone who thinks it’s gross, is that you don’t have to have sex with him. The chances of any of you even meeting him to get that far in the first place would be slim to none anyway. And I, as a matter of fact, think he’s pretty good looking for his age.
Thank you Rajin! I got 50k in school loans and I’m not even done yet LOL
I am tired of this sexist crap!
I think Hef acts childish.
Playing in the Barbie dream house and responding to Tweets made by a 25 year old!
He does this shit for attention because if he didn’t replied people will forget about Crystal.
How can he claim he liberated women when his future child wife can’t work outside the PB industry, lives on an allowance agreed on by lawyers, and a 9 o’clock curfew?
She also has to accept a one-way open marriage!
Get a clue Hef!!!!!!!!
Hef is nasty…but hey, he keeps getting what he wants out of these bimbos…so why wouldn’t he keep doing what he’s doing?? Crystal is an idiot. I think at least Holly really did care about him and love him..but Crystal just used him and she seems a little dumb.
@17 Melissa, I believe you! Now, you know why Bridget was flying under the radar at the mansion!
Lol!!! The sex is satisfying because the entire minute they are on top they are thinking what restaurant is going to get a piece of their allowance.
rootcanal is funny! Hope she post again.
Crystal does have a job. She is on the cover of PB. That gig paid her at least $25,ooo.
@Name (required) – Thanks for standing up (pun) for us old folks! Age is just a number, and “old” is an ignorant word silly youngsters who don’t even know how to please a WOMAN or MAN use if someone is over 30. If it DID just take 2 seconds, you can believe that it was an explosive 2 seconds for HER! He was giving that old-fashioned, Farmer Brown kind of loving that used to keep the ladies on the farm pregnant and barefooted…so don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it. Just put a paper bag….over YOUR OWN FACE…and keep pushing. Try it, you’ll like it! Don’t forget, old men can still get you pregnant, so protect yourself! Old women can make your eyes roll back in your head, too! You may like it so much you’ll be embarrassed to tell your girlfriends or guyfriends…you’ll be stalking the elderly!
of course crystal is telling the truth! it is curious that right after they broke up she was making comments like that–which suggests the whole thing was a sham, anyway. ugh to him, a million times!
EWWWWWW !!!! Thats just gross and don’t want to read or hear anything about his sex life ever again !! Yuck !!
ewww… what are grandma’s doing posting on realitytea about senior citizen sex for….. don’t they have some pies to bake?
Wasn’t a confidentiality agreement in one of those papers that they made her sign. I would sue her ass for speaking publicly about their sex life. That is not appropriate within your social circle, much less across america. What trash she is.
I second the EWWWW! Nobody should be discussing their sex lives…young or old. The fact of the matter is: Crystal used Hef for fame and fortune. She did whatever it would take to win the spotlight…be seen with him in public, occasionally tickle his pickle, even accept his marriage proposal all in the Game of Celebrity. The sad part is, I think, she thought he would kick the bucket before she would have to walk down the aisle. Five days before the big day and Hef not dead?….oops…what to do now!!
Out there strutting her bikini bod in Vegas, making sophomoric statements on live media just shows her drive for fame no matter the costs. Hopefully, she’ll soon fade: no talent, no brain boobie.
@1 Bryan: Bryan, you know I love you but let’s be honest. When you’re 500 years old are you going to say you shouldn’t be having sex either? LOLOL
This message is directed to:
Melissa, CC0789, Ragin Cajun
All three of you were very disrespectful to root canal ….I think she was just here to have some fun. Melissa calling names on this board is inappropriate and you shall be dismissed. Melissa is a very angry 31 year old and Ragin Cajun follows in her path,…no mind of her own.
Three nasty, aggressive women……go away
@26Per, I shouldn’t be!!! its as bad Pinot singer dreaming of a white pregnanacy!
11Name (required)
hey what, you couldn’t think up a name that hadn’t been used?
I’ve meet Crystal on a few occasions………She always said that bout Hef………It’s called damage control.
BOTTOM LINE-ITS HEF’S BUSINESS! IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT DON’T GO WITH HIM! YOU FAME WHORE!!
@28 Bryan: When are you drawing the line then? 300 years? 400? I can always count on you for a belly laugh.
This joke was written for Hef and Crystal: Old man asks young blonde how much for sex. Blonde says $100. Old man says “You’re putting me on!” Blonde says “That’ll be an extra $20.”
@32 Per Piacere, 143, I will start early, its just going to be too tiring by then.
@34 Bryan: Tiring? Maybe you just need to trim your repetoire. Or do what Hef does, just walk around in your silk pj’s for easy access.
If the crypt keeper Hef (85) can pretend to keep it going … it gives hope 2 youngsters like Larry King (77) and Sonja’s ex (Morgan-80).
Hey, you may have stumbled on a great idea here – Larry King and Sonja. He drools (well, OK, maybe not as much as Mario, but …) He’s had a ton of wives, but she might outlive this one.
Hopefully her 15 minutes are soon up. She used him to get her name out there, has done so, now go away. Hef you will continued to be used for this type of thing, but I really don’t think you care. I am sure they were lining up around the mansion once she left.
Both of these people are as pathetic as they come.
Can u imagine her as dr. Phil’s daughter in law?? Talk some sense into your son because all he will have left is cents!!!
He’s old, not dead. Why shouldn’t he have sex? It’s healthy, and he’s happy. I honestly don’t think its anybodys place to judge his sex life. Mire power to him to bang a 20something in his 80′s!
@27 Rain on my parade.
Lol!!!
Not sure if you can comprehend posts but I was actually laughing wth rootcanal while sharing my perspective from my age group.
I never said anything disrespectful to her and actually encouraged her to keep posting because she was hilarous! (read post 20)
@33–lol — Can someone please send a message and ask Hef to turn off his hearing aide? He’s making a mockery of himself. Sex? The man is senile. He’s still leaving the house wearing pj’s. Please, Hef just stop responding to Crytal’s non-sense. She only apologized because no one is laughing….. except at her career.
Poor Hef can barely walk – how can the guy have sex?
I’m w/ Ragin’ Cajun – Sexist pig. Dirty old man and fame-hungry whores. Face it, you’re class-less. But friggin’ rich. Guess $$ buys you self-respect.
@Ragin’Cajun I believe @Rain was referring to your Social Security comment. It was a little rude and condescending. Just sayin’…
Obviously, I’m older too, lol. But not old enough for the Social Security, still working.
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