It's that time again – you know what time! Time for the official Dancing With The Stars cast photos. This one is especially exciting as it features my lady love Lisa Vanderpump looking sassy and sumptuous.
Below are the official Cast & Partner Photos. Be warned, sexiness galore. Ok, well maybe…
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The judges! Nice negligee Carrie Ann! Victoria's Secret is still not going to hire you.
La Vanderpump, Real Housewife of Beverly Hills and partner Gleb Savechenko. Where's Giggy?
Aly Raisman, Olympic Gymnast & Mark Ballas: This is the most boring photo ever. SMIZE! SMIZE! Don't make me get Tyranical on you! Speaking of which, why isn't Tyra ever cast for this show?
Kellie Pickler, Country Singer & Derek Hough: I swear Kellie wore that same dress to the CMAs at some point.
Ingo Rademacher, Actor & Kym Johnson: Nice casual Friday gear, Ingo.
Victor Ortiz, Boxer & Lindsay Arnold: Chippendales Called – and they've gotten a lot of complaints.
Wynonna Judd, Country Singer & Tony Dovolani: DWTS meets Little House On The Prairie Hooker Collection in the dress department.
Jacoby Jones, NFL Player & Karina Smirnoff: Purple People Flyer. This is like a cheesy bodybuilding competition ad minus the speedo.
D.L. Hughley, Comedian & Cheryl Burke:
It's hard to look right at you baby,
But here's my number, so call me, maybe?
Or I'll stalk you! And drive you crazy!
They look afraid of each other – horrible!
Dorothy Hamill, Olympic Gold Medalist & Tristan McManus: I borrowed this dress from Pinot Singer's Tru ReEWal Collection of Unflattering Cocktail attire. I hope it comes with a built in wine dispenser because I'll need it to get through this. And why does he look like he's cougar courting her?
Andy Dick, Professional Dick & Sharna Burgess: I hope she has Lysol spray!
Zendaya Coleman, Actress and Singer & Val Chmerkovskiy: I'm not sure what's going on here but synchronized pooping is not cute.
Can we talk about the quality of these photos. Is ABC having budget cuts?
[Photo Credits: ABC/Rick Rowell]