Lisa Vanderpump

Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright Decided On Their Wedding Location

Even though Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules just started filming, one major story line is very public. After a hellish Season 6, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright got engaged last week.

As of this moment, there’s no word on when the reality stars will tie the knot. Typically the show films each season for a summer, which means that they would have to plan it very quickly if they want to get married during Season 7. The timing may be unclear, but the location is set. And no, it’s not SUR…. or Pump… or Tom Tom… or Villa Blanca.

SUR celebrates PRIDE

It was a big weekend for the Vanderpump Rules gang! First Jax and Brittany got engaged, then everyone headed over to SUR to celebrate PRIDE with an 80’s-themed party!

Newbie Adam Spott, who is on board for a much needed infusion of hotness this season, was there to mix it up with the veterans. Stassi Schroeder brought her new boyfriend, Beau, and they worked roller skates.

Kyle

For the past 8 seasons of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle Richards has remained as neutral as she could among the cast member drama. She has also gone out of her way to be a loyal friend to Lisa Vanderpump. When she told Lisa all of the things that Dorit Kemsley said behind her back, it backfired on her.

One would assume that Lisa would be upset that Dorit told everyone in the cast that she was insecure, jealous, and didn’t get enough love from her mother, but for some reason Lisa didn’t care. This is a far cry from the woman who was livid that Kyle compared her to chess player Bobby Fischer. Nevertheless, she quickly breezed over Dorit throwing her under the bus and hung Kyle out to dry.

Stassi & Patrick

Even though the dynamics of the Vanderpump Rules cast are constantly changing, some things just never will. There will always be tension and shade thrown between Stassi Schroeder and Scheana Marie. Even if they do get along here and there, they have never truly been friends and it doesn’t seem like something that will ever happen.

Plus it’s really not sitting too well with Stassi that Scheana jumped on the podcast wagon and got her own show. In Scheana’s defense, almost every reality TV star has their own podcast. Nevertheless, when you are constantly annoyed by someone, it’s just too easy to add another grievance to the list.

Camille Grammer

One of the few bright spots of the last Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season was the reemergence of Camille Grammer. Sure, she’s made cameo appearances throughout the years, but this time was different.

She was almost at Season 1 level of sass in response to Dorit Kemsley’s antics- which is exactly what the viewers really needed- especially during an otherwise boring wedding. It seems like the last season was a setup for Camille to be full-time next year, but that might not be the case.

Vanderpump Rules Trampoline Park

As always, I think the Secrets Revealed episodes are better than most of what we’ve seen throughout season. And Vanderpump Rules was no exception!

Jax Taylor is totally having a pre-midlife crisis. He’s too old for a quarter-life crisis (let’s be honest, no one expects him to live to be 120 years old) and technically he’s too young for a mid-life crisis, so he’s in a 2/3 life crisis, which means having 400 birthday parties dedicated to doing things kids should do. Like the trampoline park where Tom 1 suggests they play dodgeball on teams of Jax plus all the women he’s slept with, vs. Tom and all the people Jax hasn’t slept with! Bouncing boobs of many incarnations (Jax being the biggest boob of all).

Actually, it was the season of Jax, and, it was totally too much Jax (his shenanigans have overstayed their welcome), but here we go again! At least for the last time. 

Kyle Richards Discusses Erika Jayne’s Behavior At The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion

As thankful as we all most of us are that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 is over,  most of the viewers do miss the Housewives themselves. Thankfully Kyle Richards has a scripted show to promote and appeared on Watch What Happens Live last night.

Of course she talked about the Beverly Hills reunion, but she was also asked to weigh in on the Bethenny Frankel vs. Carole Radziwill feud. Kyle has been friends with Bethenny for over 25 years, so she does have a lot of insight when it comes to the Skinnygirl founder.

Vanderpump Rules reunion

Last night was the final episode in this endless season of Vanderpump Rules. I celebrated making it to the end with a Vanderpump Rules worthy fancy cocktail of my own creation.

Oftentimes while watching this show, I mentally compare it to The Wizard of Oz. I imagine all these aimless WeHo-ers, orange as oompah-loompas, wandering the LA scene asking The Wizard, Lisa Vanderpump, for some guidance, but even Lisa doesn’t know what to do with these half-humans and sometimes must simply order them to “shut up.”

So last night Lala Kent got a conscience, Jax Taylor pretended he got a heart, and Scheana Marie demonstrated that selling her soul to Andy Cohen the reality TV satan granted her eternal selfishness. Congrats!