Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Lisa, Lisa, Lisa! So the great Lisa Vanderpump take-down of 2014 was an epic failure (who couldn't see that coming from a mile away?), and now those involved are quickly backpedaling and rephrasing and all around trying to appear more likable instead of catty thirteen-year-olds who snubbed someone in the cafeteria. Those ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are something else, aren't they?
First, Kyle Richards played the victim in her Bravo blog talking about how hard it is to relive the aftermath of people talking about the rumors of Mauricio's wandering
dong eye. Is it just me, or is she the main person who keeps rehashing it? Next, Yolanda Foster straight up says she never saw Lisa put the contraband 'loids in Brandi Glanville's suitcase which is pretty contradictory to her behavior in Puerto Rico. Now we're hearing from ol' Truth Cannons. She's hurt. She cares. She's hurt because she cares. You know the drill.
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In a very short Bravo blog (for Brandi's word vomit-standards at least), Brandi begins, "I think it is very clear that the issues I have with Lisa come from a place of hurt because I cared so much about her. I wasn't having a great year this year because of some health issues and my father and I not talking, so I really needed my friends. During this time Lisa distanced herself from me and started cozying back up to Kyle because I wasn't coming off so well."
About the beach ambush, Brandi explains, "I wasn't 100 percent ready to have the conversation with Lisa. I was really hoping to do it one-on-one and not with the guys around. I was hurt because I went from being best friends with Lisa to her not returning my calls and getting close with Kyle again — someone she has always talked trash about. I had also been hearing about Lisa closeness with one of my ex-husband's mistresses. She was even going as far as asking me to talk to this woman about her upcoming marriage."
She admits, "Clearly it was a little bitchy of me to tell Kyle about the tabloids while sitting down the beach from Lisa, but I was hurt. It was wrong, but I was retaliating. I didn't even get to talk to Lisa about the real issues that were truly the root of my frustration and sadness." So…what was?
Well, Brandi is distraught by a certain gray-toothed wannabe
pop star television host. She explains, "Now watching Vanderpump Rules, it's all clear how close Scheana and Lisa truly are. Obviously this all comes from a place of caring or I wouldn't even think twice about any of it. I understand Ken defending his wife when no one else at the table, but I don't agree with the way he talked to Yolanda (who looked amazing in her bathing suit btw)." It comes from a place of caring or a place of jealousy? I'm so confused. I need wine to deal with these folks!
Brandi concludes, "That is it. This episode really makes me sad." As it should.
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