Lisa Vanderpump talks new season of Vanderpump rules

In her video blog, Lisa Vanderpump efficiently breaks down the Stassi Schroeder situation on Vanderpump Rules. It goes a little something like this: “Me s***ing on Stassi, really? I think she’s the one that s*** on me with her insincerity.” Boom.

Lisa further maintains her stance that Stassi is not important enough to hate, noting “It’s not that I’m angry with Stassi, I think it’s real disgust that she would come and see me, take up my time, and be totally disingenuous.” 

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Speaking of disgust, let’s talk about Max Todd’s mouth! Viewing flashes of Max’s dental photos from last episode, Lisa reacts, “Oh, please, stop showing those pictures of Max’s mouth! I just can’t bear it.” 

Something else Lisa can’t bear is hearing the high-pitched whining of 13-year old girl James Kennedy. His incessant b*tching at Max’s dental appointment also revealed TMI about her VPR staff’s sexytimes! In Lisa’s opinion. “It’s always nice when you can learn stuff from your kids and your kids’ friends, but I do not want to learn this. There are some things I just do not need to know. Or anybody else for that matter.” 

“I wonder how Max feels, in the chair, hearing his friend talk to me like that. I make many allowances for James, but his time’s running out,” Lisa warns. 

Lisa is all love and motherly support when it comes to Katie Maloney and her dreams of fashion blogs, though! She notes, “I always try and support my employees. Sometimes it’s just about getting their shifts covered, sometimes I help them out with the entertaining, like lending them things from the bar or giving them alcohol, or sometimes it’s just showing up.”

But the real #PumpLove is dedicated to Tom Schwartz, who (temporarily) took on the The Stassi Dragon in a confrontation that won major points with LVP!  

Lisa cheers, “Yes, Schwartzy, yes! I feel like I have tickets to a prize fight right now and my guy is winning. If I loved Tom Schwartz before, I love him more now. In fact, I would almost marry him. In fact, give me that ring!”

Even though Schwartzy did not slay Stassi in the end, Lisa closes her blog praising Tom 2’s vain attempt, and his ultimate decision to invite Stassi to his engagement party. “I do respect Schwartz’s choices,” says Lisa. “He showed up, he threw the book at her, but he’s still willing to listen. And from what he heard, I guess, okay, I support his choice. Maybe he should invite her.”

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