Peace and harmony amongst the Vanderpump Rules Witches of WeHo trio of Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney was bound to end at some point. We’ve seen the three at odds many times before. For instance, when Kristen admitted to sleeping with Stassi’s ex-boyfriend, Jax Taylor. Or when Stassi treated Katie and Kristen like crap, moved to New York to be with Patrick Meagher, and then came groveling back when she couldn’t make it on her own.
However, the trio was in a good place last season. The only hitch happened to be Kristen’s
deadbeat boyfriend Brian Carter. Stassi and Katie made it loud and clear they felt Brian was taking advantage of Kristen, but Kristen wasn’t having it. Still, everything seemed fine between them. Until the past several months, that is.
Fall season is in full swing! And that means an abundance of everything pumpkin flavored, and we are that much closer to watching the newest season of Vanderpump Rules. Luckily, some of the drama has already been on social media. Time to spill the
tea pumpkin spice latte.
First, Stassi Schroeder didn’t invite Kristen Doute to her engagement party. Who was there to cause drunken mayhem then? Jax Taylor blocked most of the cast on social media. He also hasn’t taken kindly to the newest
threats to his job security peeps to join the cast. Scheana Marie has been having fun dating other reality TV stars who may or may not be able to hang a TV in under seven minutes. And there is another bit of Scheana news, in that she may have a potential new ally on the show.
Ah yes, it’s stuff like this that gives me hope! I think fans of Vanderpump Rules collectively agree the core cast needs a bit of… refreshment. We’ve enjoyed the
cheating antics of Jax Taylor for many years. Viewers have always supported what amounts to Bravo’s healthiest relationship, Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz. But we grew weary from Katie Maloney’s constant angst. Or Kristen Doute’s latest ex-boyfriend obsession. And Scheana Marie’s endless cycle of dating can provide only so much entertainment.
But now we have a flicker of light! Some fresh meat! Season 8 is finally bringing on some new cast members and by all accounts, they are shaking things up. As the veteran stars find themselves getting married and buying houses, they might be aging out of the ability to carry drunken fights and random hook-ups. But don’t dry your tears on Jax’s impending AARP card, let’s look forward to the newbies! Word on the street is, there is a new manager in town. And according to reports, he likes to play dirty. ALLEGEDLY.
Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent has made a lot of headlines lately. Her feud with rapper 50 Cent heated back up, by her own doing, and it doesn’t seem to be ending anytime soon. We all know it ain’t over till Fofty says it’s over. Lala also made news for staying sober for over six months. Kudos to her for that.
Meanwhile, her former best friend, James Kennedy, has also been in the news for his recent success in staying sober. Scheana Marie even took a break from taking selfies to comment she noticed a positive change in James. So now that Lala and James are both on the right track, does this mean they can salvage their friendship as well?
Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
HBIC star Lisa Vanderpump had a tough year. She endured “Operation Take Down LVP” aka #puppygate last season. On top of that, she suffered two losses. First her brother passed away, and then her mother passed shortly after that. All of that culminated in Lisa’s decision to leave the show.
But since then, Lisa has been on the up and up. She opened her new Vegas restaurant, Vanderpump Cocktail Garden. Please have a show in the works for that place! She also might open a spot in Miami. Of course, she still has Vanderpump Rules. And the VPR cast couldn’t be happier for Lisa since she left RHOBH. In particular, the number one guy in the group, Jax Taylor.
It’s a tale as old as time. Girl meets an older gentleman. Girl “lets him hit it on the first night.” And she wakes up to a new Range Rover the next morning. What a classic love story.
Lala Kent went from being Randall Emmett’s side piece to his fiancée. After infamously hiding their relationship and solely referring to him as “my man” on Vanderpump Rules, the two of them are now a very public couple
living off borrowed funds. She is even a stepmother-in-training, which has incited some drama recently. Even though her wedding will not be on the show, it does seem like there’s going to be some drama nonetheless. She doesn’t want the entire Vanderpump Rules cast in her wedding party. The nerve of her to actually include people she likes instead of turning her wedding into a three-part episode.
It’s weddings and engagements galore on Vanderpump Rules. The newest season will feature the Kentucky fried
sham wedding of Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor. Viewers will be treated to a Disney princess themed wedding in a castle, where we get to hear Brittany say “I’m making the biggest mistake of my life just to be on TV” “I do” in between guzzling shots of tequila and beer cheese. Can’t wait.
I’m not sure if we’ll see Randall Emmett’s proposal to Lala Kent, but I hope that we don’t. I don’t have the stomach to hear Lala say, “Yes, daddy,” after Randall pops the question. Barf. Watching Beau Clark propose to Stassi Schroeder in a cemetery is more my speed. I’ll happily watch Stassi’s wedding as well, it will be anything but boring and it will be in Europe. But will Stassi decide to have her wedding filmed for viewers?
Stassi Schroeder may be basic, but she’s never been afraid of causing a stir.
The Vanderpump Rules star stopped by E!’s Daily Pop this week to dish about her book, Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook, and how it might be received by her castmates and new husband-to-be Beau Clark.